If we would all please take a look at the cutest planter in the world that I’m going to buy and love and care for
“mleghm”
I want hundreds of these. Hundreds.
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If we would all please take a look at the cutest planter in the world that I’m going to buy and love and care for
“mleghm”
I want hundreds of these. Hundreds.
Why haven’t I seen this Amazon Japan commercial yet ? Nefeli, explain. It’s been 10 days since its release and has a dog in it. >_<
AHHH
I’m dying.
i guess we know who caught the corpse
how do u fit an elephant into a safeway bag
I don’t know
how do u fit an elephant into a safeway bag.
u take the s out of “safe” and the f out of “way”
But there’s no f in way??
Are you freaking kidding me
IM LAUGHINH SO HARD AT WORK IN THE BACK ROOM
i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets
why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD
now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone bobbing for apples
hehehe i’m gonna keep refreshing the giving tree and take food from poor people
yeah i have an offshore neopets account i funnel neopoints through
i’m the mitt romney of neopets
#CROW NO
Crow: CROW YES!
It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
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THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
BECAUSE IT IS FUN
birbs just wanna have fun
Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.
‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’
I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo
Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.
*bangs fists on table* LET HIM SNIP!! LET!! HIM!! SNIP!!!
Shower thought
Water……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
He tripped out
She literally said something in feline. She had to have
This certainly got my cats’ attention.
it looks so betrayed “i thought we were friends human”
She really must say something crazy, cause my two kitties came running towards my notebook and were searching for the source crazily.
Oh my god, I played this video and my cat looked at me SO FUCKING SHOCKED AND HE IS STILL STARING AT ME LIKE I SAID SOMETHING OFFENSIVE
do u ever just
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS FEELING PICTURED SO PERFECTLY
when she touches you so you touch her back
I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen
how to silence your bigot relatives on thanksgiving
Ok but this is real.