A Blurry Lizard

Poor Quality Videos of a High Quality Lizard

[oneuniquevoice]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[carsons-critters-deactivated202]

Turn on the volume, it makes the whole video

[sceolangx]

@zooophagous

[zooophagous]

I’m obsessed with this video

[oneuniquevoice]

He used to fit on this when he was Very Little and has not realized he is Much Less Little. He still loves his Pride Rock.

[oneuniquevoice]

Not a morning lizard 🤷‍♀️

[oneuniquevoice]

Satisfied with the massive mess he made, he can now become Sleeping Pancake, then he'll evolve into Angery Pancake when I clean it up tomorrow morning.

[stardewvalleyrecipes]

Another giveaway! This time I’m doing physical stuff I can actually mail out of country because last time Steam changed their international policy without my knowledge so I couldn’t send games outside of Canada. 

Anyway, this giveaway is to celebrate over 10′000 followers! Here’s some kitchen stuff to help you in all your cooking endeavors.  First place: A chicken apron sewn and modeled by yours truly (made with help because I’m bad at sewing. Thanks mum!) and an Anchor Hocking measuring glass, great for measuring ingredients and/or alcohol. Second place: A cheese board, a chicken teatowel, and an Anchor Hocking measuring glass. Third place: Leaf-patterned oven mitts and flower-shaped cookie cutters, perfect for Granny Evelyn’s Spring cookies recipe. 

RULES: -You must be following. This is a giveaway for the followers, after all! -Reblog to enter. You can reblog as many times as you want.  -No giveaway blogs. -Winners will be chosen by RNG. If you are selected to win you will have 48 hours to reply or another winner will be chosen. -That’s about it. Usual giveaway rules. 

I will ship internationally free of charge. Please note that if you live on the other side of the world it may take a while to get there if you win.  The giveaway ends 11:59pm on Oct 4th, 2018, Pacific Standard Time. 

Good luck!

[oneuniquevoice]

Oh my gosh i would use this every time i make maki rolls or cookies 😍😍

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[captainlordauditor]

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

There are no gods here

Do I look like the kind of man who dies

God’s dead and soon we will be too

I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

[helloitstrash]

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods

Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

[hubriscomplex]

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

[unheavenlycreatures]

God wishes he were me

One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

[bixgirl1]

None pizza, left beef.

[funeralmute]

Sigil, Tarot, and Rune Commissions

My finances have gotten a bit more stable as of late, but I would like to make a little extra money to save up because who knows how long this’ll last. 

Sigls

One word sigil, word given by the client:                        6 USD

Multi-word phrase sigil, phrase given by the client:        7 USD

One to three word sigil, work or phrase created by me: 8 USD

Four or more word sigil, phrase created by me:             9 USD

Witch’s Ladder with sigil *                                               15 USD

Embroidered sigil patch (6 in X 5in) * ✛                          15 USD * price of design itself included ✛ pricing of larger patches will be discussed

Tarot and Runes Readings

One Card + One Rune                                   1 “Coffee” on Ko-Fi (or 3 USD)

Four Cards                                                     4 USD

Three Runes                                                  4 USD

Five Runes                                                     5 USD

Four Cards + Three Runes                            8 USD

Four Cards + Five Runes                               9 USD

Payments may be made through either PayPal or Ko-Fi. 

More information can be found here. Clients must be 18 years of age or older and all inquiries may be sent to my personal tumblr’s IM.

[oneuniquevoice]

Boost for a friend! <3

[komaedalovemail]

Please don’t shake my oats… There’s only so much I can handle…

[healthypouch]

20 MINUTE HONEY GARLIC SHRIMP 🍤🍤🍤 Ingredients🍎: 1/3 cup honey ¼ cup soy sauce (I use reduced sodium) 1 Tablespoon minced garlic optional: 1 teaspoon minced fresh ginger 1 lb medium uncooked shrimp, peeled & deveined1 2 teaspoons olive oil optional: chopped green onion for garnish Prep👩🏻‍🍳: Whisk the honey, soy sauce, garlic, and ginger (if using) together in a medium bowl. Place shrimp in a large zipped-top bag or tupperware. Pour ½ of the marinade mixture on top, give it all a shake or stir, then allow shrimp to marinate in the refrigerator for 15 minutes or for up to 8-12 hours. Cover and refrigerate the rest of the marinade for step 3. (Time-saving tip: while the shrimp is marinating, I steamed broccoli and microwaved some quick brown rice.) Heat olive oil in a skillet over medium-high heat. Place shrimp in the skillet. (Discard used marinade2.) Cook shrimp on one side until pink– about 45 seconds– then flip shrimp over. Pour in remaining marinade and cook it all until shrimp is cooked through, about 1 minute more. Serve shrimp with cooked marinade sauce and a garnish of green onion. The sauce is excellent on brown rice and steamed veggies on the side.

Source: Sally’s baking addiction

[oneuniquevoice]

His way of letting me know he is hungry and the set feeding/cleaning time is Not Happening Soon Enough

[sextronautt]

y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk

[dutchster]

[overfalls]

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

[owlbearcounter]

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

[ranetree]

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

[tassiekitty]

BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH - THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

[fairywails]

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

[melancholicmarionette]

WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)

WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

[proletariatbitch]

BAWL- TO SOB/CRY

BALL- A FUCKING BALL

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

[soggywarmpockets]

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.

THANK YOU.

[everylineeverystory]

*slams reblog*

[leonawriter]

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

[penbrydd]

SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

[maverlok]

[steftastan]

CAN I ADD TO THIS TOO?

IT’S NOT ‘COULD OF’, THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER. IT’S ‘COULD HAVE’. SAME APPLIES TO ‘SHOULD HAVE’.

[oniongentleman]

And this is why my students look at me as though I’m the devil when I try to tell them that no i’m not lying this really is a thing

[hermoninee-granger]

IT’S ‘COULDN’T CARE LESS’ NOT ‘COULD CARE LESS’ IF YOU COULD CARE LESS THAT MEANS YOU CARE

[haiku-robot]

it’s ‘couldn’t care less’ not ‘could care less’ if you could care less that means you care

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[miss-malaphor]

Please check out Homophones Weakly.

It’s a treasure trove.

And a goddamn delight.

[spicychestnut]

I laughed so hard

[oneuniquevoice]

Oh my god please this needs to be in a textbook

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[monettes]

Visit Original Link

[mrmanager]

[lilith-lamb]

this is the most powerful post on this entire damned site

[mechagodzilla]