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@onicitas-brauch
Middle aged women who aren’t very well versed in social media post with a sort of instinctive savant hilariousness that reminds me of the poetry of children who haven’t learned what good poetry sounds like yet
One of the greatest examples of this phenomenon but far from the only one
I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.
I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.
Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.
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en otras noticias le escribí el rant más grande del mundo sobre por qué me gusta Casablanca y pues nada o huye o se queda en mi vida porque jamás en la vida le he explicado a nadie con tanto detalle mi obsesión
Sopping Fucking Wet
It is, despite everything, once again Wet Beast Wednesday
on We Heart It.
You can only reblog this today! Next time Thursday 20 will follow Wednesday 19 will be in 2439!
that doesn't sound right
try February of 2025
@nenerobopistol noodles are ready
THIS IS SO FUNNY?? YOU COULDVE TEXTED ME??
so I never know with this girl is she testing my commitment or is she waiting to have time and then reply? Or maybe she absolutely hated my favourite film and she doesn't want to talk to me anymore which fair or maybe... The amount of fucking possibilities and here I am just wondering.. will not text her because I know she is doing her thing but god do I wish I knew her better to understand her
The whole trying to get to know someone is super annoying because clearly I am trying and she is not and honestly thinking of all the potential repercussions down the road I'm not even sure if it's safe with her but I still would like to give it a go and she probably doesn't so... Anyways I will text her to see if she still wants to meet or just let her go on her own path and I will figure out my own
My dad said something along the lines of marihuana being a gateway drug and I had to shut that down fast but also I can't tell him I have actually done drugs in the past couple of years and more than once because however liberal they are they do seem to struggle with this one topic that is why I am smoking weed in their house, in their faces so they realise is not that bad
Ok so maybe there is a chance of something but I can't let it be too much too soon because I don't want us to crash and burn. I want the real thing and honestly we are in the toughest situation in which we will be apart with no real reunion in sight, at least not a tangible one of more than a few days and then what... But she is a risk taker and so am I so I will definitely propose something so we can evaluate where to go.
When people say love is patient I didn't actually think that I would have to restrain myself so we gave each other time to breathe and miss each other and not overthink it.
Boy, for once I wish I could move time so I could see if whatever path we take we end up together.
will use this to fully rant, I know by now I don't cross your mind... Which it's ok, I don't regret trying because I would've regretted not doing so... The maybe would've killed me, now is a matter of getting over the maybe that never was because I couldn't make it happen... The reasons will remain uncertain since I will not know but I will forever wonder, as I've always wonder on my failures and maybe I will learn and maybe I will settle my mind once and for all. I am not meant for that kind of love and I should stop getting my hopes up or pursuing it because if the past ten years have taught me anything is that this is not in the cards for me. Tough pill to swallow but it is what it is...
I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.
He didn’t luck out, he worked hard for that rep
he really didn’t though
he was just kind of a garden-variety creep, but the rumor mill did all the work for him and now he’s a banger disco song
to be fair, neither could Rasputin. Alexei very much continued to have haemophilia.
isn’t the current theory that he seemed to heal faster and have more spoons when Rasputin was around because Rasputin wouldn’t let the doctors give him aspirin, a blood thinner?
Ra Ra Rasputin Russia’s wellness scamming fiend
Fun fact: the conspirator who’d been made responsible for preparing the poison for Rasputin, Stanislaus de Lazovert, was a medical intern who’d studied under the exact same doctor who kept trying to treat Tsarevich Alexei’s hemophilia with aspirin.
Like, I feel like this should be taken into account when evaluating reports of Rasputin’s miraculous immunity to poison.
Did the guy who shot him also study under that doctor?
No, Felix Yusupov was just a useless nerd who thought he knew how murder worked because he’d read a book.
Based on the available historical evidence, the most likely sequence of events is as follows:
The conspirators attempt to kill Rasputin with poison-laced cakes, but fail; it’s unknown whether this is because de Lazovert fucked up the poison, because Rasputin – who had a well-known dislike of sweets – didn’t go in on the cakes as heavily as they expected, or just because a poisoned cake is a really stupid idea.
Seeing that the poison has failed, Yusupov gets Rasputin alone for a moment and shoots him once in the chest, causing him to fall senseless to the floor. Because he’s a useless nerd who thinks he knows how murder works because he read a book, Yusupov is unaware that a single handgun shot is very unlikely to be immediately fatal, and neglects to finish Rasputin off, instead leaving the room to confer with his fellow conspirators.
When the conspirators return to retrieve Rasputin’s body, he recovers from the shock of the initial gunshot and attacks them. Following some general panic, a third conspirator, Vladimir Purishkevich, opens up guns blazing; Purishkevich manages to miss several times in spite of being at point-blank range, but eventually strikes Rasputin in the head, killing him instantly.
The conspirators beat the shit out of Rasputin’s body just to be sure, then proceed to make a complete clownshow out of disposing of the corpse; the remainder of Rasputin’s injuries are sustained postmortem.
Pretty much everything else about Rasputin’s miraculous invincibility is invented whole cloth, much of it by Yusupov himself in order to build himself up in his own published memoirs.
(As icing on the incompetently poisoned cake, elements of Yusupov’s memoirs were later incorporated into the 1932 film Rasputin and the Empress, which led to Yusupov suing MGM Studios for libel because the film strongly implies that Rasputin was fucking Yusupov’s wife. The precedent set by that lawsuit is the reason those “similarities to any real person living or dead are coincidental” disclaimers exist.)
That last fact took me off at the knees.
