This Is A Test

A Type B tsundere deadpan snarker, who enjoys sarcastically using Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness and being Captain Obvious.

[preserving-tiktok]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

[nongunktional]

best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

[nongunktional]

spose we're all feeping stupid today

[kujirara]

[whkl02892]

Fish and water lilies

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[pukicho]

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

[pukicho]

Dude, hold on

[crazy-brazilian]

[beemovieerotica]

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

[pangur-and-grim]

one of the medical reports for my broken leg called me attractive and pleasant, and I haven't let myself read another medical report since because I want to maintain a Schrödinger's cat type situation where the reports might say 'still attractive, would fuck' or they might say 'ugly now, aged poorly' and I'll never know because I refuse to let the wave function collapse into a single reality

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[sprouch]

not dead!!!!

[wx-ray]

[headspace-hotel]

FUCK YEAH PLANTARCHY

[aniseandspearmint]

Considering how slow cacti tend to grow, that's especially amazing? Lke, that guy survived for YEARS on minimal light before reaching the top of that pole! An inspiration to us all!

[ozempicofficial]

[las-ratas]

[phleb0tomist]

reminder to all disabled people that you’re allowed to tell people “i can’t do that” about stuff you can ‘technically’ do but which harms you or requires a period of recovery or preparatory rest etc. you don’t have to explain the complex nuances of your condition to anybody who demands it. i’ve found it’s honestly better to give the least amount of info about your symptoms unless you trust a person a lot. you hold the power over your health information. you choose whether or not to share the details of your condition with people who might not understand.

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[5bi5]

I feel like saying "Hey, I'm walkin' here!" in an over-the-top New York accent has been so divorced from its origin that people don't know what it's from anymore. Which, I'm not shaming anyone for referencing something they're not familiar with, that's a normal thing to do. But for most of my life I always assumed it was probably from some mobster movie or something and not a touching queer drama about a man losing the last vestiges of both the cowboy myth and his own innocence. It's like if one of the most quoted lines of all time was a throwaway from My Own Private Idaho that became the stereotype of all Idahoans. They named a muppet after this movie.

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[whatbigotspost]