I just wanna say good morning to whomever made.
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I just wanna say good morning to whomever made.
They never had a chance
what happened in 1845?
That’s not the year, that’s his kill streak.
Big Bird…
George W. Bush speaks out against Trump’s war with the media, travel ban and Islamophobia
Its really weird right now because you got Bush over there and we recently had Blair over here talk out against Brexit and its just…
really uncomfortable to have these people on our side? Is anyone else getting that feeling?
[x]
Jesus Christ
@midwestern-duchess
Summer’s last gasp. (by Buni Comic)
Nintedo pls - From Reddit.
Me: 2016 can’t possibly get any worse
2016:
Too soon
He would have laughed about it
He would’ve laughed at us hesitating to use his meme
a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into
Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.
She was going to go to Hogwarts, get top grades, and be the youngest female Minister of Magic by age 35.
It would have been a good plan, if she hadn’t been in the same year as Harry Potter.
* * *
Year one started out great. She was sorted into Hufflepuff, did well in all her classes, and aced the exams.
A troll smashed its way through the study room she was in on Halloween, but that wasn’t going to deter her.
* * *
Year two was a disaster. People were getting petrified, and worse—the teachers had to herd them from place to place, which severely cut down on her library time. She had to study in the common room, which meant instead of a nice, quiet atmosphere, she got a soundtrack of nervous Hufflepuffs.
And on top of that, exams were cancelled. It was a disaster.
* * *
Third year, she started to notice a trend.
First the troll, than the petrifications, and now dementor guards and escaped convicts. What did they all have in common? Potter.
After Black broke in and everyone had to spend the night in the Great Hall, interrupting Jenna’s last minute studying for a test the next day, she took to giving Potter angry looks in every class.
He did not notice.
* * *
They announced the Triwizard tournament at dinner the first night of fourth year, and Jenna almost started crying.
Potter was going to take this one over. She just knew it.
And she was right.
Voldemort rose at the end of the year. She honestly didn’t know what she had expected.
* * *
Fifth year brought Umbridge. She joined the DA because she was going to need a better background in defense, but that didn’t mean she was any happier about Potter.
She imagined it was him she was hexing instead of Zachariah Smith.
But, by the end of the year, focus on her studies was impossible. After Dumbledore left, it was complete anarchy.
Potter’s fault. Of course.
* * *
Sixth year she started volunteering in the hospital wing. She needed a backup plan in case Potter fucked it up.
All seemed quiet, until they brought Malfoy in. It was apparently Potter’s fault, which surprised everyone except Jenna.
Later, she was peacefully studying in a little nook on the third floor when some Death Eaters and some other adults started dueling right under her nose.
This was the worst fucking school, honestly.
* * *
They were calling it “The Final Battle.”
Jenna ran through the hall, dodging in and out of the children evacuating, until she saw him.
“POTTER.”
He turned, startled. “Um—Jenna, right? We’re sort of busy—”
She grabbed the front of his shirt and hauled him up until he was eye level with her. “If I’m not Minister of Magic by age 35, it is going to be entirely your fault and I’m going to hurt you.”
She dropped him and stormed away, leaving him to whatever he was doing. She had to fight this goddamn war so she could go back to her fucking studying.
* * *
She became Minister of Magic at age 36.
Fucking Potter.
I think I just found the best Harry Potter fanfic
fake ass post:
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Saur, contributor to the official Bayonetta strategy guide and actual video game wizard explains how most reviewers lack…basically everything, when it comes to reviewing anything but the standard 10 hour pump and dump experience.
Oh, you know there’s more.
Racism. Affects. EVERYTHING. EVERY. SINGLE. ASPECT. OF. LIFE.
getting eliminated on chopped vs cutthroat kitchen
ted allen: i'm so sorry, chef, you've been chopped. be well. do you need anything? a cup of coffee? a ride back to the hotel? here's my number, call day or night. i'm so proud of you and i hope you are never sad again.
alton brown: give me back my fUCKING MONEY
AtLA Book One + The Onion Headlines (Book Two/Book Three)
i don’t get it omg
who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here
And my personal favorite:
THIS IS ALL ME. EACH PICTURE IS ME.
My favorite is the plastic bowl avalanche. 😅
friend: why do you quote hannibal all the time?
me:
My fucking eyes
how could you do this
You must all share in my pain.
Now this is a DC movie I’d watch.