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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”
omfg that is just too adorable
Look how cute the Google doodle of today is!
Also, check out the Southern Hemisphere version!
The world’s tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.
Suggestion: The dragon’s definition of “steal” is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands–but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times.
They become a familiar sight in the marketplace.
“Here’s your change, ma'am. One gold piece.” The merchant holds out a palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a single gold coin.
“That’s a dragon,” you say dumbly. “One piece… and a dragon.”
“Yes.”
You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl.
“Ma'am–no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too.”
“Sorry?”
The seller notes your dubious expression. “Not from around here, are ya?” They shrug. “Them’s the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon.”
They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand.
The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws.
“Have a nice day, ma'am,” the merchant says. “Spend him soon, now, you hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel.”
From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill.
Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching his coin like a teddy bear.
Sprigg could be his old character (spoilers)
Katsucon February 2017 - Darrin de Paul
“I was an apprentice at a group in Florida and I was an apprentice at Burt Reynolds Theater with Matt’s grandmother (was Burt Reynolds’s assistant), Matt’s mom (which was an apprentice with me - had a crush on her, don’t listen to me), Matt’s dad was in the lights and I played my first DnD game at the Burt Reynolds apprenticeship with Matt’s mom BEFORE HE WAS BORN!
And so hopefully one day I will get on Critical Role cause I watch it every week, I think it’s amazing. Now, this is the thing, Matt knows this. If I do get on Critical Role, I’m going to play the character I played 30 years ago with his mother because that character didn’t die and he’s just been existing for 30 years, let’s see where that goes.”
FINALLY. FINISHED. Been working on this since episode 78 happened live, so I am happy to finally get it off my plate. Thank you Patreon for putting up with the WIPs of this one!
There IS a NSFW version. As you can see, Vex’s hair makes a fantastic sort of censor bar. You can find the NSFW version on my NSFW tumblr. (If you don’t know the username, please message me off anon and be 18+ years old. I can shoot you a direct link.)
(And so I hopefully don’t have to explain it too many times, Percy’s left arm has Lichtenberg scarring caused by Diplomacy, and his right arm has scarring caused by Animus misfires.)
always reblog
Relevant
She just looks so stressed and I can imagine why.
Remember when episode 85 was the most iconic episode ever
love it
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen
@wardengrey holy shit.
THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013
GROSS SOBBING
DON’T TOUCH ME
BUT THE BEST PART IS WHEN THEY FIRST AIRED THE FINALE THEY PLAYED THE VERY FIRST EPISODE IMMEDIATELY AFTER
This was the best way to end a series.
A DND character backstory generator
Rofl, yes. This.
lol. I love this generator, and this is one of the better results I’ve seen.
@we-are-rogue
Dear teen girls,
Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.
Stop:
Yelling at him in front of his friends
Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you don’t like
Telling him he doesn’t have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of you
Telling him he can’t hang out with friends because you don’t like him
Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend
Forcing him to spend every moment with you
Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws
Calling him stupid or making fun of him for making a mistake
Threatening to break up with him if he doesn’t do what you want
Being emotionally manipulative and crying until he does what you want
Accusing him of cheating every time he’s not with you
Blow up is phone if he doesn’t text you every five minutes
Telling him you are the must thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will love
Physically attacking him when ever you are mad
Forcing him to have sex despite that fact that he said he didn’t want to
Invading his privacy by going through his phone
Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is
If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy.
Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.
Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive.
!!!!!!!! My brother was abused by his babies mom and it started like this and escalated to child abuse and neglect.
You don’t deserve to be screamed at, ignored, or assaulted.
Not showing affection when she wants or not hugging her before class) or missing a phone call doesn’t warrant getting cussed out or hit.
Lol, I lost 5 followers from reblogging this. That’s fine, y'all can go
My concepts for Vasselheim Dragonhead ballistas from Critical Role! I’d have liked to have done a few more of the variations but I’m out of time for now. Would like to tackle the airship and the temple of bahamut some time as well.