an impassé

27. out of retirement twilight stan. i have only ever identifed with one fictional character and its bella swan

[ltsawolfthing-deactivated202304]

[carlisleisdaddy]

You still hungry Edward? How about a knuckle sandwich?

[edward-is-a-virgin-loner]

I just saw a masterpiece on twitter today

[howulikindaraingirl]

twilight christmas:

edward:

the volturi arresting the cullens for having rutabaga:

edward, emmett, and jasper, respectively:

bella hearing that there will be a christmas party at charlie’s & at the cullen’s:

alice taking off as soon as she hears the volturi are coming:

esme and emmett watching edward and rosalie fight on christmas morning:

edward to jacob:

[gaitwae]

“when you write a lullaby for your girlfriend but she never wants to sleep again”

— Edward Cullen, internally

[rainbow-femme]

Bella’s thoughts: [...]

Edward: ?

Charlie’s thoughts: Asdfghjkl. Skjghvlk *mental image of fish*

Edward: ??

Renee’s thoughts: OHMYGODWHEREISMYDAUGHTERTHISHOSPITALISHUGEWHOISTHATWHATISTHATWHOISHEISHETHEBOYFRIENDOHMYGOSHIHAVESOMANYQUESTIONS

Edward: !!!

[stardustalix-deactivated2021021]

I realize that Hogwarts Houses are out of fashion these days but I just need to say that anyone who says that Carlisle isn’t a Ravenclaw is flat out Wrong.

Besides that fact that he spends a lot of time Learning Because He Can, he is literally the Luna Lovegood of the vampire world.

[spidermonkeyfelloff]

I had to do it

[renegadepack]

edward: i've always been a little bit anxious. and then i died! which did not calm me down...

[notquitetwilight]

Midnight Sun via the #Edwardless group chat: Chapter Two

[notquitetwilight]

Midnight Sun through the #Edwardless group chat: Chapter One

[memories]

#twilight is my biggest hobby… and my greatest fear.

[lexidrawsthings]

the vampirefication of Bella Swan

my art ig is @/oimedesenha, pls don’t save and repost, just share from the original post ❤️

[frominez]

rosalie after suddenly waking up as a vampire and realising her fiancé left her for dead

[filmgifs]

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (2012) dir. Bill Condon

[rosalielesbianhale]

so we all remember how bella called edward a “stupid, shiny volvo owner” and we’re all aware that means that edward is a stupid owner of a shiny volvo. however, simply by adding a single comma we can improve upon an already brilliant sentence because edward is undeniably a stupid and shiny owner of a volvo.

[austenwharton]

thinking about how edward watched that video of bella getting tortured bc she lived through it…… what a sick masochistic lion indeed