Slut for twilight

gigi, 23, so pale i could be a cullen, obsessed with twilight since 2008

[carlisleisdaddy]

Just yeeting babies Jerry, it’s nothing to be concerned about..

[keepingupwiththecullens]

Charlie when are you gonna get a pet fish

[carlisleisdaddy]

ayo twilight saga, what’s this supposed to mean?? Are bella and edward swingers?!?

[carlisleisdaddy]

ladies, my bf got bit by a spider on his balls in the middle of the night. will he have spider sperm?

[edwardsshinyvolvo]

robert pattinson can pull off playing batman but christian bale could never play edward cullen it is what it is

[ghettogotth]

Cinematic Parallels: Edward Cullen and The Batman (source)

[rosaliesbigtiddygothgf]

[bellaswann]

edward at the end of twilight: i will NEVER leave you bella

edward approximately 30 minutes into new moon:

[carlisleisdaddy]

watching abraham lincoln: vampire hunter tonight, can’t wait to watch lincoln fight jasper!

[y4yoangel]

[frominez]

[slightly-awkward-sunshine]

THIS PHOTO SET HAS SO MUCH MEME POTENTIAL AHSDHDHDHDHSGSGSGJKCJFH

[locknessiecullen]

Can’t believe this wasn’t the original post🤡😭

[kaquiche]

I wish Emmett was turned in the 1990s because he would’ve had frosted tips for all eternity

THIS IS SO CURSED I want someone to photoshop this but at the same time I don't want that image burned in my brain for all time

[kaquiche]

anon i want you to know that i hate myself so much for making these. this is my MAN and i made him look like,,, this. but someone had to do it.

[sleepingthroughmyproblems]

Why is everyone calling Edward Cullen a "Spanish flu survivor"? The boy very much died, don't take pandemic advice from him

[sexhaver]

cool how militarized police will fire tear gas at protesters outside the white house so trump can get his photo op but be completely absent when 100+ trump supporters literally physically break into the capitol building

[edwartmullen]

*Bella, in✨Khaki lingerie✨*

Edward:

[howulikindaraingirl]

“y’know how quileutes are supposedly descended from wolves?”

“wolves, like real wolves?”

“i just examined the body”

“he died?

“even if i am damned, regardless”

“damned... like... like, hell?”

“harry clearwater had a heart attack”

“is he ok”

bella with some great questions