wtf am i doing with my life?

 " if i were pizza i would be hawaiian pizza because the juxtaposition of the savoury ham and the sweetness of the pineapple reflects the complexity and diametrically oppose polar bits of me " 

[sadiekqne]

it came to me in a dream.

[catchymemes]

The great Scottish egg rant...

[rk1700week]

This is hilarious because americans are the largest demographic to cause property damage in new zealand hotels/motels because they put the electric kettle on the cooktop.

[kibumkim]

nobody:

kpop sim makers:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

[spite-cadet]

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Book: she was a lesbian

Screen adaptation:

[sparrow-va]

Book: “…he asked calmly.”

Movie:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Book: “she was plain and not very attractive”

Film:

[theuninspirednovelist]

Book : She was …

Film:

[aberrantemotion]

None of the images will load but I know exactly what they all look like

[hobnob-69]

2 queens: *lip syncing*

Queens in the back row:

[virfujiwara]

Me @ me

[missfame]

♡

[memewhore]

[sassy-echidna-deactivated202202]

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

[florapatite]

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

[stydiaherondale]

the accuracy of this I-

[secretplan]

Aquaria, RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10 Episode 4

[fuckingfreezerpops]

A THIEF!

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[starvingsaints]

[dykesphoria]

my therapist????

[stars-bean]

“Tie them together, Piglet.”

Winnie the Pooh (2011) dir. Stephen J. Anderson and Don Hall

[classicmeevs]

Me talking to someone from the year 1000 BC

Yeah we have cell phones now, it’s like a portable phone

[justice4artpop-deactivated20180]

trinity taylor just blocked me on my drag race insta acc because she uploaded this photo and i commented “seems like the doctor can only do one face” shgdhasgd iconic

[mrfeetlvr]

So you’re buttcamera and you take secret pics of guy’s asses? 😫

[godiscrazy-deactivated20190714]

[alaskas-bowlegs]

Mate your blog’s all about worshiping men’s feet so you’re not one to talk

[saiasus]

[demisatyr]

this post is a mess

[wereralph]

literally only on tumblr can you find posts like this and it’s the only reason we stay

[babbydriver]

she’s so compelling..I FELT every twist and turn of this monologue