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you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

#i feel like these are more Gender than crush but #alanna the lioness + robin teen titans

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"Everything Appears as it is: Infinite" by Alex Dodge

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“what if the predator was catholic” voted most friends at the table phrase of all time

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soup-mother

all in all I take a complete disarmament and non-proliferation stance on boyfriends. Do not use them. Do not create them. Dismantle the ones you have and repurpose their material for peaceful civilian use. This is the only way the world can know peace

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Louis' 1D discography breakdown via IG stories — Up All Night Edition

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Louis' 1D discography breakdown via IG stories — Take Me Home Edition

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Louis' 1D discography breakdown via IG stories — Midnight Memories Edition

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Louis' 1D discography breakdown via IG stories — Four Edition

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Louis' 1D discography breakdown via IG stories — Made In The AM Edition

toadlett

moments after finishing inking this i realised it's "I always know A FEW showy tricks" isn't it. well. not fixing it.

#retroactively correct! congrats op!

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when youre driving a forklift. you have to honk without rhythm. to avoid awakening the invisible hand

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the funny thing about this and the reason i keep returning to this joke even though i have never read or seen any dunes is because there is no such thing as without rhythm. in order to generate even the appearance of such a thing you would have to resort to some pretty extreme math. which would probably wrap back around to not fooling a sand worm. was frank herbert stupid?

divorcedwife

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

divorcedwife

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

#mandrake hell yeah

resemblingthegrave

oh i also wanted to mention that i've been volunteering with the prison library support network and really enjoying it! i thought i would post about it in case anyone else is interested bc i know there are a lot of library/library-adjacent people and abolitionists #onhere.

plsn is an abolitionist volunteer org whose primary service is reference, so answering questions and providing resource access to people inside, and you can volunteer to either be a part of processing their incoming/outgoing mail or otherwise to actually help answer the reference questions, which is what i've been doing. you don't have to be a librarian to volunteer; they will teach you how to do reference and there are templates and faqs to help you every step of the way. plsn is based in new york but they answer mail from facilities all over the country, and you can participate remotely + asynchronously even if you live elsewhere or outside the u.s. it's also a low time commitment - they ask you to answer at least 4 letters per year, though of course you can do as many as you want - the only time-sensitive part is that once you claim a letter, they ask you to answer it within 5 days.

it's an opt-in system where you to choose the letters you'd like to answer and you're never required to answer a letter that you don't want to; i would say based on my experience so far that there is a particular need for volunteers who are interested in helping letter writers access erotica; people frequently write in requesting written erotica, photos of celebrities, pornstars, and cartoon characters, etc. and volunteers' job is to provide that while keeping within whatever specific facility guidelines apply so that the resources can actually make it back into prison without being rejected by censors. there are also so many letters about different games and gaming systems, especially magic the gathering; i had no idea how many people inside are playing magic the gathering! plus tons of requests for different books and articles either in part or in whole, so it is also a lot of straight resource acquisition.

there's information about how to get involved here, how to get trained for reference here, and/or you can check out their instagram -- i'm also happy to chat about my experience if it would be helpful to anyone!

#reference

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who were allowed to watch spongebob

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anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"