Yeah.

[skellydun]

2032 is gonna be my year just u wait

[valtsv]

[striders]

love cats that just freely slap the shit out of anything they don’t understand or immediately want to be seeing in front of them

[franzanth]

10:30 me: let’s do a quick squid sketch 11:30 me: …what just happened

[cyan-biologist]

I don’t know if I should laugh or cry, 10/10 my friend

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

[memewhore]

[stunningpicture]

So my dad got his hip replaced and had the doctor save it so he could turn it into a cane

[typette-deactivated20150825]

you cannot possibly become more boss than turning your own bone into a cane

[muchneededmerch]

I’d say he’s pretty hip

[crisp-leaves-blog]

[artigas]

I was doing my makeup today while my brother was fixing his hair. It was quiet and we were both busy doing ourselves up, but after I put on mascara I noticed that Nico was staring at me. “Did you know that some guys wear mascara?” he said and I was like pfft, yeah, of course, dude. I know guys who put on way more than I do. Nico just nodded and continued with his hair. A few minutes later, he brought it up again. “I know a guy who played in my baseball team that would put on mascara. It was … cool, I guess.” And after a moment of awkward silence, I turned to him and went: “Nico, do you wanna try some on?”

Yep. He did. He told me so after a little bit of asking, but he felt intimidated to try it on himself. So, I grabbed a really natural looking mascara and lightly put on one coat for him. It wasn’t all cute and serene, btw, it was very us (”fuck, don’t poke my eye out, bro” “nico, are you fuckin serious, i’m not gonna” “aaah, fuck, you’re gonna poke me!” “stop moving!”). But afterward he looked at himself in the mirror and was hesitant. He said he didn’t know if he liked it. And i just shrugged because…I guess, I didn’t want him to think anything wild about it. He could wear mascara or not, but I didn’t want him to be insecure about it all the same. “Well, that’s fine,” I said. “It’s no big. You just wipe it off and it’s gone. You want me to pass you a wipe?”

But he kept staring at himself in the mirror and he was like: No, actually…I like it. It makes my eyes pop. Then Nico turned around and waggled his eyebrows at me and went: bitches love my eyes. they won’t stand a chance now.

[artigas]

Today, Nico came into my room while I was doing my nails and he asked me what’s good with my mascara and I was like ???. Anyways, that was his form of asking for mascara again, checking himself out in the mirror for a minute and a half, and finally declaring: “I fucks with how this makes my eyes look”

[llleighsmith]

caught the tail end of a radio commercial for a regional aquarium and it said “do it for the gelatinous zooplankton” and that’s who we’re living for today friends

[asluttybasilofbakerstreet]

“I don’t know where I’m going but I’m gay”

[perks-of-being-chinese]

adults: record numbers of teens are depressed, we must find out why

teens: school is more stressful than ever, our parents screwed over the economy, the earth is on a path to total environmental destruction, and now we have to deal with actual fuckin nazis

adults: it’s the iphones isn’t it

[penetrieren]

im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man

[biolegend]

Kevin should also probably have an actual slide to look at.

[asapscience]

kevin, slide or not, we appreciate your effort. 

[ummzaksbest-deactivated20210928]

Support Kevin’s scientific endeavors.

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

Let trans men be as feminine or as masculine as they want

[likealittleraccoonthing]

also let trans women be as masculine or feminine as they want

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

reblog this version too cowards.

[miiriya]

[ithelpstodream]