*armand voice* lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat

good morning!   callie | she/her | she interview my vampire till I the NAME unuttered in our home!! for 23 years said over and over again until it was pounding in my brain (like a hammer)

[onwardmeteors]

everyone else in the trailer: 🎶🧛‍♂️🩸😡😍🩸🩸🩸🥳🎤🥵🐴🎤🎤🎶🎶

armand in the trailer: 👁️👁️

[skyrigel]

[11johnn]

I just saw this tweet and quickly made a meme 😭

[nepofledgling]

television appearance that makes your estranged daughters plan an intervention

[userarmand]

the hair bow brothers 🎀

[greedydemands]

I still can’t believe that Louis almost ate his nephew and then was fake crying about how he’s never gonna have kids of his own even though prior to meeting Lestat he’d resigned himself to being Paul’s keeper for the rest of his life and couldn’t even manage to get a beard and then Lestat said you will be filled with all the life you can hold then gave Louis a baby the very next episode and when that baby was still a baby she shared coffin with Louis and then when they’re forced to start again in Eastern Europe we’re shown them sharing a makeshift burial place again and then the show ends with Louis looking at a painting of a figure wrapped around a smaller figure and it’s called Mother and Child which is not only in the extremely catholic tradition of Mary and Jesus but also commissioned specifically for the show and specifically for Louis. after two seasons of him trying to come to peace with his daughter’s death for 70 years. like all these things happened. I’m not interpreting or analyzing anything guys there’s no subtlety or room for interpretation these are literally just scenes that happened. and I’m supposed to think other tv shows should exist? and the entire time they’re both gay Black vampires. are you kidding me

[royal-husbands]

i just can't get them out off my mind

[armandyke]

My love language is putting tumblr textposts over screenshots of my blorbo (part one)

bonus

[armandyke]

What was this interview about again

[along-the-coast]

thought about when Daniel first sees Armand today and LBF makes sure he performs a FULL body reaction 🚬🚬🚬 mad lad thank you for your service

[summerscaries]

[writerformanymuses]

I have a favorite, and she's the meme queen

[and-fishing-equipment]

armand being a firm believer in method acting who tells his company shit like "uhmmmm do i hear FRENCH from the lips of an ENGLISH company??? remember u gotta live it off stage if you wanna be it on stage..." like yeah okay the guy who fully pretends to be whoever his current companion wants him to be and doesn't reflect on this one minute but instead just pretends everything is fine and normal and as it should be believes in pretending to be something you're not with total disregard of your own true self so you can play a convincing part for an audience. fork found in kitchen.

[kutputli]

I know Rolin wrote it that way as both an insider theatre kid joke and to avoid filming the entire episode in French, but there is actually an older force at work here than method acting -

its called 'civilising' and its how language was taught to 'savages' around the world. Strip them entirely of their birth language, punish them if they speak it, and force a 24/7 panopticon mode of surveillance into their forced immersion into the new one.

And before anyone brings up the nonsense about Armand being older than colonialism, I'll point out that this is the way that he was probably made to speak Italian (or whatever form of the language that was spoken in Venice at that time). He was likely made to speak French in preparation for being sent to the coven the same way.

Armand treats performance and being good at it like a matter of life and death because for him, it always has been.

[loo-nuh-tik]

Amadeo had a skill. And if a friend wandered into town, I was occasionally… donated.

Interview with the Vampire (2022-)

[skyrigel]

Characterisation in a nutshell

[fascinationstreetmp3]

lestat grabbing armand's shirt when he feels his fangs go in playing in my head on a constant loop

[professional-girlkisser]