[sup]

I'm 20. My favorite movie is The Witch. I like chocolate. He/him

[02void]

[communistkenobi]

cats have such a beautiful relationship to space. I’ve never seen an animal so small able to take up half the length of a couch simply by sitting in the least efficient spot possible

[stylecouncil]

no see the thing is I think he has a point

[drethelin]

does anyone else get mischievous joy out of being nice sometimes? like “Haha, I knew you were going to be hungry so I got you your favorite food so I can surprise you with it being ready when you get here GOT YOU”

[hypokeimena]

#YES!! #its like. it feels like scheming #but love scheming… #the scheme is i want u to be happy (via @calmdownthehawk)

[funnytwittertweets]

[100493503004422]

no brain november. just take it out

[esoanem]

[verbix]

[royalninja]

why does this meme have a hair on it

[powerfulwizard]

[gelledegg]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[airandangels]

Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.

[frottinq]

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

i don't ever overshare. everything i say is essential information to help u weave a rich tapestry of me in ur mind.......

[alleycatboy]

she said "this pussy is yours" and i felt overwhelmed bc i haven't done any research on ethical responsible pussy ownership

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

will never understand jigsaw. to do that to another person doesn’t seem very nice or kind. sorry this is just how i feel

[kaijuno]

[autisticexpression]

Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week.

[julianemoore]

what i expected vs what i’m getting

[anarchomikeism]

[academiaipromise]

no because when everything everywhere all at once said “‘alone I’m useless’ ‘everyone’s useless alone. good thing we’re not alone.’” and “in another life, i would have loved to have just done laundry and taxes with you” and “you think i am naive. i’ve been alive just as many years as you. this [love] is how i fight” and “of all the places i could be, I just want to be here with you” and-