hi hi, no problems here〜☆

I have a lot of thoughts in my head that I forget so this is maybe just a fraction of my skull♪(╯°∀°)╯☆ here’s to fanfic-mania and a godly amount of tea ♡ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ

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are… are peaches supposed to be sweet? They’ve always had a little bit of a zing to them, but these ones are sweet? Like super sweet, and now maybe I’ve never liked how peaches are supposed to taste?? Does that mean I’ve never actually liked peaches, or is this peach the odd one out?

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The little red hen would be an Enhancer

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You can hella tell the Dursleys fucked Harry up just from his want to be utterly normal, to be ‘Just Harry’, to be like the Dursleys (‘perfectly normal thank you very much’), to have a family. Oof

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Me when I get to the after-death part and there’s no internet, no books, no fanfiction: Dormammu I’ve come to bargain😭🤺🤺🤺

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I have come to the conclusion that the singular phrase “bro.” is abbreviated equivalent to “my brother in christ” but in a completely secular way

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I swear sometimes when I’m reading a fic I shake like a little dog in excitement for what’s next

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So I’m eating some sour Mike&Ikes and I’m munching along and look at the back of the box to see what flavor I ate. Cherry. Sour screaming cherry to be specific. And all I can think of is these cherries being consumed and screaming:

[Enter stage left, me rolled onto the stage in a chair lounging sideways with a bowl of cherries in my lap.]

Me: *picks up a pair of cherries 🍒 and eat one of them, spitting out the pit after.* mmm, fresh! 😋

remaining🍒: *screaming hysterically* Oh my god, OH MY GOD. AMANDA NO! MY SISTER! Y̷̞̤̲̫͈͗̈́ò̵̒̊͘ͅÚ̵͇̰̳̈̈́̔̂ ̸̘̙͕͂̔a̶̰̟͈̳͈͛̊͊́͛̚ͅT̴̨͚̖͉͙̲̃͆́̃e̶̙̙͒́̽̃̾̕ ̶̳̾͒̎̾m̷̡̤͔̈́̾̃͘͜͝Y̸̬̙̼̙͂ ̷̨̻͇͒͆̾͘S̴̞̼̠͈̽͊͌͘͜i̴͎͍̮̝̦̟̍͗̋̽s̷͈͇̩̦̀̃͌́͒T̵̡̛̟̤̀̚͘e̶͙̒̃̈́͘͝Ŗ̴̨̻̈̀́́͘͜!! You monster!!! TRASH, YOU TOSSED HER REMAINS AWAY LIKE GARBAGE! *juice drains from their flesh as the turn white with panic* oh God, aM I nExT??! Σ(っ°Д °;)っ

Me: *brings the cherry towards my mouth to eat it too*

🍒: OH GOD PLEASE NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOO—💀

Me: *spits out its pit and reaches for the next pair*

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Not full-on feral aggression, or passive aggression, but just subtly aggressive.

Oh you’re being aggressive and it’s openly visible, but in small ways.

When someone moves all of your stuff over by a half an inch and openly admits to doing it without any qualms, or deliberately keeps buying you decaf coffee and when you bring it up they tell you they know what you asked for

i.e. 𓁹‿𓁹

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Honestly though. A long-necked Furby™ is all I aspire to be in life

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Bakugou Masaru is the real og

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Dabi kinda has big Obito energy doesn’t he?

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Has anyone calculated the length of a day in the Naruto-verse?

All you need to do is timeline and calculate the length of all the dialogue occurring during the 4th shinobi war and calculate the total number of minutes passed with this and the gaps while action is passing in order to figure out how many minutes and hours their day is, considering there’s 200+ episodes of such a short, short war

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The princess bride is such an icon and honestly just has so much quotable shit that just brings such raw-power energy when you use them or play off of them it’s unreal

Like when the six-fingered man is going down to the pit of despair to torture Westley and invites the prince down to watch the torture, Humperdinck just does:

“You know how much I love watching you work. But I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. *shurgs* I’m swamped”

The bde of this in actual conversation when turning down anything is unreal😂

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Archaeology is modern necromancy:

But instead of raising the dead to use them to fight (or any other droll activity), we raise them to ask them questions and receive nonverbal answers. Then—should we be so kind—we bury them again (as the dead should stay buried and be allowed their peace). Thought not before we take their photos and their secrets and recreate their bodies and ornaments to be remembered on by those of us while we remain living. Which is as beautiful and fascinating as it is morbid

Food for thought~

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Naming a cat (or animal I guess go off) Canon would make for the funniest running joke ever

“It’s Canon” “you can’t just abandon Canon!” “Canon has a place in the hearts of all of us” “Canon is dead” “I’ve killed canon” “if I say it’s canon, it’s canon” “nerfing canon”

Alternatively, naming them Dove, to make the end of life joke… “dead dove: do not eat”—though that may be in poor taste

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Ok headcanon for a fic?

Howl’s moving castle, but a girl is reincarnated as Sophie. She watched the movie in her last life and thinks she knows how it goes but is worried since her personality is not quite like movie Sophie

Turns out she was reborn in the book universe and Howl is not how she expected

Man that would be funny

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So I’m rewatching the Saint’s Magic Power is Omnipotent right, and I had the realization that Salutania is a fucking rich af kingdom.

Like, Albert Hawke has multiple official uniforms, but his main one has sooooo many colors. Green red gold purple, to outfit a knight, even a commander and the son of a Margrave, rather than just royalty especially in purple, they’ve got to be super wealthy

So wealthy that bright vivid colors are in general use for workwear outside of super official occasions, even considering that it a western-styled country whose trade still exists by ship and they ride carriages even though they have magic that exists in their universe

It’s possible of course that dyes are one of Salutania’s main exports and the wealth is consolidated due to the country being in the smallish side, and so the citizens automatically are able to use more colorful dyes as a given, but even so it’s still gotta be majorly wealthy even so