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You can hella tell the Dursleys fucked Harry up just from his want to be utterly normal, to be ‘Just Harry’, to be like the Dursleys (‘perfectly normal thank you very much’), to have a family. Oof

#like yikes #I mean I knew #but man you really can fuck kids up #harry potter #just thoughts #child development #yeah he was the core of a murder plot every year #which probably accounts for some of it #but legit before he gets to Hogwarts #just Harry #perfectly normal #poor lad

Me when I get to the after-death part and there’s no internet, no books, no fanfiction: Dormammu I’ve come to bargain😭🤺🤺🤺

#dormammu I’ve come to bargain #marvel #just thoughts #afterlife #I would absolutely fight god past memory #I would also lose but #how many times can you fight god once you’re already dead?#as many as it takes #fanfiction

I have come to the conclusion that the singular phrase “bro.” is abbreviated equivalent to “my brother in christ” but in a completely secular way

#phrases #abbreviation #just thoughts #this is become my go-to phrase when reading a fic #and the character does something where my automatic reaction is #bro #my dude #my brother in christ #smh

I swear sometimes when I’m reading a fic I shake like a little dog in excitement for what’s next

#fanfiction #quivering in excitement #just thoughts #shake shake shake

So I’m eating some sour Mike&Ikes and I’m munching along and look at the back of the box to see what flavor I ate. Cherry. Sour screaming cherry to be specific. And all I can think of is these cherries being consumed and screaming:

[Enter stage left, me rolled onto the stage in a chair lounging sideways with a bowl of cherries in my lap.]

Me: *picks up a pair of cherries 🍒 and eat one of them, spitting out the pit after.* mmm, fresh! 😋

remaining🍒: *screaming hysterically* Oh my god, OH MY GOD. AMANDA NO! MY SISTER! Y̷̞̤̲̫͈͗̈́ò̵̒̊͘ͅÚ̵͇̰̳̈̈́̔̂ ̸̘̙͕͂̔a̶̰̟͈̳͈͛̊͊́͛̚ͅT̴̨͚̖͉͙̲̃͆́̃e̶̙̙͒́̽̃̾̕ ̶̳̾͒̎̾m̷̡̤͔̈́̾̃͘͜͝Y̸̬̙̼̙͂ ̷̨̻͇͒͆̾͘S̴̞̼̠͈̽͊͌͘͜i̴͎͍̮̝̦̟̍͗̋̽s̷͈͇̩̦̀̃͌́͒T̵̡̛̟̤̀̚͘e̶͙̒̃̈́͘͝Ŗ̴̨̻̈̀́́͘͜!! You monster!!! TRASH, YOU TOSSED HER REMAINS AWAY LIKE GARBAGE! *juice drains from their flesh as the turn white with panic* oh God, aM I nExT??! Σ(っ°Д °;)っ

Me: *brings the cherry towards my mouth to eat it too*

🍒: OH GOD PLEASE NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOO—💀

Me: *spits out its pit and reaches for the next pair*

#weirdly violent #but not?#sorry #just thoughts #cherries #living fruit

Not full-on feral aggression, or passive aggression, but just subtly aggressive.

Oh you’re being aggressive and it’s openly visible, but in small ways.

When someone moves all of your stuff over by a half an inch and openly admits to doing it without any qualms, or deliberately keeps buying you decaf coffee and when you bring it up they tell you they know what you asked for

i.e. 𓁹‿𓁹

#thoughts #passive aggressive #subtle aggression #or maybe it’s just the normal amount of aggression #just without the societal boundaries that say you shouldn’t be openly aggressive for small things #but like #aspirations #what a power move #cuz passive aggression is for losers #openly aggressive and combative but nonviolent #I would definitely deliberately give people off brand cereal #fill their purse with plastic baby hands #send their mother screenshots of their screen time hours #put those plastic tag hooks anew in all of their clothing in both expected an unexpected places #I want them to know it’s me but also don’t want to punch them or kill their changes of ever feeling good about themselves ever again #just thoughts

Honestly though. A long-necked Furby™ is all I aspire to be in life

#I honestly forgot my picture was of one #it’s actually a coincidence I promise #really honestly #furby #furby fandom #furby community #long furby

Bakugou Masaru is the real og

#bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #anime reference #bakugou katsuki #mha bakugou #bnha bakugou #like #first off #he’s the family name #the spice probably runs in his family #it’d be too obvious otherwise #all the spice comes from him and not katsuki’s mom #though we Stan bakugou mitsuki #kacchan looks like his mom sounds like his mom verbally but is totally his dad

Dabi kinda has big Obito energy doesn’t he?

Has anyone calculated the length of a day in the Naruto-verse?

All you need to do is timeline and calculate the length of all the dialogue occurring during the 4th shinobi war and calculate the total number of minutes passed with this and the gaps while action is passing in order to figure out how many minutes and hours their day is, considering there’s 200+ episodes of such a short, short war

#naruto #anime #naruto shippuden #shinobi war #anime physics #anime reference #but like you could also calculate the size of their continents too with all this info too #and maybe even calculate the size of their planet (not including the possibility of other unexplored continents)#passage of time #anime time #how tedious would that be but also hella interesting #but maybe their thinking when auditory processing speed is much higher so they speak really fast #and actually their days are a normal length of time #the passage was just condensed down

The princess bride is such an icon and honestly just has so much quotable shit that just brings such raw-power energy when you use them or play off of them it’s unreal

Like when the six-fingered man is going down to the pit of despair to torture Westley and invites the prince down to watch the torture, Humperdinck just does:

“You know how much I love watching you work. But I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. *shurgs* I’m swamped”

The bde of this in actual conversation when turning down anything is unreal😂

#the princess bride #princess bride #quotes #bde #bd energy #quotable quotes #prince humperdinck #“nonsense. you’re only saying that because no one ever has”#farm boy?#“my way? what’s my way? my way is not very sportsman-like”#“we are but poor lost circus performers”#“you were not hired to think you hippopotamic landmass”#“you keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means”#“I don’t suppose you could speed things up? I am only waiting around to kill you”#“that does put a damper on our relationship”#“why are you wearing a mask? oh no they’re just terribly comfortable #everyone will be wearing them in the future”!!!#“but in the meantime rest well and dream of large women”#“you are trying to kidnap what i have rightfully stolen”#“what have i done? *throws self down hill*”#“and I’ll use small words you’ll be sure to understand you warthog-faced bufoon”#“I think you’re bluffing. that is convincable you miserable vomitous mass”

Archaeology is modern necromancy:

But instead of raising the dead to use them to fight (or any other droll activity), we raise them to ask them questions and receive nonverbal answers. Then—should we be so kind—we bury them again (as the dead should stay buried and be allowed their peace). Thought not before we take their photos and their secrets and recreate their bodies and ornaments to be remembered on by those of us while we remain living. Which is as beautiful and fascinating as it is morbid

Food for thought~

#necromancy #archaeology #modern magic #ancient science #but we don’t really bury them again usually so #jokes on them #I guess we do use them too but instead of using them physically or laboriously we use them to fight cultural and political battles #under the pretext of the spread of knowledge #of course #hmmm #food for thought

Naming a cat (or animal I guess go off) Canon would make for the funniest running joke ever

“It’s Canon” “you can’t just abandon Canon!” “Canon has a place in the hearts of all of us” “Canon is dead” “I’ve killed canon” “if I say it’s canon, it’s canon” “nerfing canon”

Alternatively, naming them Dove, to make the end of life joke… “dead dove: do not eat”—though that may be in poor taste

#cats #fan fiction #cats pray to no one but themselves #it’s canon #humor #but legitimately #it would be so funny #and sick #as in cruel and unusual punishment

Ok headcanon for a fic?

Howl’s moving castle, but a girl is reincarnated as Sophie. She watched the movie in her last life and thinks she knows how it goes but is worried since her personality is not quite like movie Sophie

Turns out she was reborn in the book universe and Howl is not how she expected

Man that would be funny

#howls moving castle #fanfic #fan fiction idea #headcanon #but legitimately #how funny would it be #expecting graceful gentleman howl and getting the weird book howl #studio ghibli #anime reference #anime jokes

So I’m rewatching the Saint’s Magic Power is Omnipotent right, and I had the realization that Salutania is a fucking rich af kingdom.

Like, Albert Hawke has multiple official uniforms, but his main one has sooooo many colors. Green red gold purple, to outfit a knight, even a commander and the son of a Margrave, rather than just royalty especially in purple, they’ve got to be super wealthy

So wealthy that bright vivid colors are in general use for workwear outside of super official occasions, even considering that it a western-styled country whose trade still exists by ship and they ride carriages even though they have magic that exists in their universe

It’s possible of course that dyes are one of Salutania’s main exports and the wealth is consolidated due to the country being in the smallish side, and so the citizens automatically are able to use more colorful dyes as a given, but even so it’s still gotta be majorly wealthy even so

#anime reference #anime #the saints magic power is omnipotent #albert hawke #the country of salutania #love the anime and manga #this realization is super late #face palm #plus Sei wears colorful clothes everyday but it’s possible she doesn’t fully realize #as she’s obsessed with herbs and is also the saint so it makes sense they’d spend tons on her clothes even without her realizing #historical accuracy #historical anime #wealthy kingdoms and their massively large color spectrum of clothing

when no one ever gets your seemingly obscure but not obscure anime references in conversation

I.e “Go Go! Little ducks!” & “mmmm! But how about theseee nOodLeS,”

I k n o w people have seen shugo chara and blood+ but :’) people always blank at those two awesome references in the moment, it’s tragic

#shugo chara #blood+#memes no one laughs at #memes #when no one laughs at your joke #not funny references #anime #anime jokes #anime reference #it’s like I’m sitting here on the group W bench alone sometimes #i’m just sitting here #am I unfunny #are you not entertained

Does anyone else just want a giant stuffed animal they can crawl into and get away from the rest of the world?

Not all of us have a little dark corner or closet we can get into as a hidey-hole and just turn off our brains and the outside world and it’s only our breathing and it feels like no one else can find or bother us.

Just a six foot tall, when seated, stuffed bear who has a slit on its stomach that can be pulled open and a person can crawl inside to a hollow area where you sit on foam and are surrounded by darkness but can still breathe. Where its sides hold up because it’s not just made of polyester filling but foam bones and shelter you like a heart inside a rib cage.

#alternatively #you could just wear it as a animal-suit and walk around in it like a false animatronic #when people try to find you and see it you jump up and start moving #run after them silently while they scream in terror #that might be fun #imagine the horror of a giant Tigger hopping after you like the remnants of a Winnie the Pooh remake gone wrong #stuffed animals #mental health

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