ookkee Cookie

ze/they/it • 23 zethinks

[transxfiles]

you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

[transxfiles]

girl help the pessimists found me

[phoenixichi]

"girl help i am staunchly refusing to realise my own naivete in a world almost completely made up of things that couldnt care less about me or are actively exploiting me"

[tiefling-enjoyer]

[that-house]

Girl help the pessimists are mistaking an inherently meaningless universe for an inhumane and joyless one rather than recognizing the opportunity to make one’s own meaning and joy and to spread those things to others

[hotshotriot]

stop being silly in front of me

[izzypaw]

btw happy pride to everyone with "conflicting labels" be sure to slide on ur haters by being happy and loving yourself #Yup

[horseblob]

new types of flags i made

[horseblob]

[horseblob]

here are the textures i made for these btw!! feel free to slap them where ever

[tchaikovskaya]

[queer-as-city-folk]

If you could curate an art gallery, what would be your top pieces you'd like to show?

I would do a show on the impact of the aids crisis on American art

So the portions of the aids quilt, portrait of ross in LA, and Keith Harings unfinished paintings are must haves

[queer-as-city-folk]

I honestly love that idea, leave half the building empty except for a book sitting in the middle of an empty white room with a list of names of AIDS victims

[ookkee-cookie]

kiki gives interrobang

[6vcr]

camera 🐶☀️ art 🥀🚬

[refinery29]

The psychiatrist who wrote the criteria for narcissism just made an extremely important point about what’s wrong with diagnosing Trump with mental disorders

Dr. Allen Frances says in speculating about Trump’s mental health, we are doing a disservice to those who do suffer from mental illness. In a series of tweets, he explained why he doesn’t think Trump is a narcissist — and how harmful it can be for us to keep assuming that he is.

[vigilantsycamore]

Wow, a post where a qualified professional explains why it’s bad to misuse clinical terminology and equate mental illness with authoritarianism. I’m sure the comments don’t contain any people defending to the death their right to misuse clinical terminology and equate mental illness with authoritarianism

[ookkee-cookie]

trying to translate the american psycho scene where patrick bateman kills paul allen into toki pona

lmk how i did ><

BATEMAN: kalama musi pi jan Uwi Luwi li pona ala pona tawa sina?

ALLEN: ni li pona ala.

BATEMAN: tenpo pini la, musi ni li mute tawa mi. taso, tenpo pi kalama musi Supo la, ni li pali e mani e musi tawa jan ale. kalama musi Supo li pana e kalama pona suli. ni li pana suli e musi ale ona. tenpo pini la, jan Uwi Luwi li sama e jan Eli Kotejo. taso, mi sona e ni: jan Uwi li musi pi ike mute.

ALLEN: toki a jan Ajesan.

BATEMAN: seme? jan Awena.

ALLEN: lipu suli li lon anpa anu seme? sina jo ala jo e soweli? soweli lili anu seme?

BATEMAN: ala. jan Awena.

ALLEN: len pi telo ala li lon sina anu seme?

BATEMAN: ni pona a! tenpo nanpa 87 la, jan Uwi li pana e ni: kalama musi Pon a! kalama musi pona a! mi sona e ni: kalama musi pi toki Inli “Hip to be Square” li pona suli a! ni li lon sona mute la, jan ale li kalama ala e toki pi kalama musi. taso, jan ale o kalama a! ni la, kulupu sama en nasin kulupu li pona li suli a! taso, ni la, kalama musi pi jan Uwi Luwi li toki ni! TOKI A!!!

BATEMAN (cont.): KEN LA, TENPO LON ESUN TOSI LI PANA TAWA SINA!!! SINA JAN IKE NASA!! SINA IKE!!!!

[rainyydoves]

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

[rainyydoves]

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

[gutterselkie]

Me: ah shit, I misidentified that yellow rumped warbler as a female goldfinch, I should literally be hung at the gallows for this. I'm such an IDIOT

My friend, pointing at a vulture: check out that fucked up crow lol

[redfagdiver]

[ookkee-cookie]

cis people be like: “uhm well sorry i uh- i meant “man” in like a gender-neutral way, bc like human but also that’s just how i talk, and like you’re not a man but i didn’t wanna be offensive bc i call everyone “man” but if you don’t want me to ill stop!!! but uh yeah sorry i didn’t mean to be rude…” until i tell them it’s fine xD

honestly it’s even funnier when they do this but with “dude” bc like who tf says “dudette”

[ookkee-cookie]

some cis people are so scared of upsetting us snowflakes and it makes them waffle and trip over themselves rather humorously

like at a certain point idc if you say “man” like you’re not going “you are a man your identity is invalid” you’re just going “hey man” like the main character in a stoner comedy

[ookkee-cookie]

cis people be like: “uhm well sorry i uh- i meant “man” in like a gender-neutral way, bc like human but also that’s just how i talk, and like you’re not a man but i didn’t wanna be offensive bc i call everyone “man” but if you don’t want me to ill stop!!! but uh yeah sorry i didn’t mean to be rude…” until i tell them it’s fine xD

honestly it’s even funnier when they do this but with “dude” bc like who tf says “dudette”

[ookkee-cookie]

me, age 12: i can’t believe they added “selfie” to the dictionary ugh

me now, age 23: oh wow they added “brain rot” to the oxford dictionary i love descriptivism

[rigil-kentauris]

*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:

[deadddeviant]

I see your Palm keyboard and raise an IBM Butterfly keyboard. 

[jennifire]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE

[hyratel]

it’s called “the late 90s/early 00s was a WILD time in consumer electronics”

[glittergroovy]

[ookkee-cookie]

ayn rand wanted to be L ron hubbard sooooooo baddddd