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22 & bi aspiring scientist wannabe actress

[schizm-deactivated]

help help help

[goldcrescent]

cinematic parallels

[rarnon]

[maxandthespidersfrommars-deacti]

Lmao

[bantlers-old]

omg

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

She wrecked him instead

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

“So you are a bottom?”

“Bullshit, you’re a taker.”

[menomica]

The classic returns !!!!

[catasters]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[scragboy]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[whitmanic]

[bumblebeebats]

corporations when you use a plastic straw

[catsoverloaded]

A black dragón floating above the clouds

[themediocrehuman]

So others need not squint to read “On March 11, 889 CE, 17 year-old Emperor Uda wrote:  ‘On the 6th day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwasahi.  The color of its fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long. In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back. When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. you cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were a circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds. By nature, it stalks birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.’”

[thelastonegottaken]

dude who’d only ever seen one cat in his entire life: “this one is superior to all the other cats”

[insufficiently-advanced]

me, a person who has seen many, many cats, about my cat: this cat is superior to all the other cats

[thenatsdorf]

“I’m the king of the whirld” (via hunnies322)

[hanpancakes]

Cat study

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Not me sitting in a lawn chair with a flashlight and a hockey stick chasing away raccoons from the baby kitten underneath our deck who refuses to come out! Been trying to trap this kitten for 2 days. We were in bed and then I heard a SCREAM so now I’m on the kitten night watch. Chasing away raccoons. I’ve seen the same one six times now in the last 2.5 hours

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Don’t know if the scream was the kitten or the raccoon just being a raccoon and no idea if kitten is injured but here I am at 1:44am sitting in my deck with a hockey stick and very sleep deprived guarding this dumbass kitten who won’t come out from under the deck

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Kitten is too light to trigger the cage to close so I’ve got a bottle and string rig set up. Been trying to catch this backyard goblin for 4 days now. Just living under our deck lol

[konzaprairieunofficial]

The orphaned kitten in question who refuses to be caught but loves wet food

[konzaprairieunofficial]

CAUGHT

[konzaprairieunofficial]

[konzaprairieunofficial]

We live in the drawer and are Very Feral and Very Spooky but the rage is melting away a little bit everyday

[konzaprairieunofficial]

We’ve got really bad ringworm but look how far we’ve come!! We had our first vet appointment earlier this week and we’re doing so great despite the ringworm and intestinal parasites. We even had our first bath this week.

[konzaprairieunofficial]

We have unlocked some levels

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Thought I’d update y’all! We’re currently fostering this bébé after trapping him when he was living under our deck for about five days.

We’ve been calling him Woodley; he’s about 9/10 weeks old with a really bad case of ringworm that’s resulted in almost complete hair loss of his tail. He had his first round of vaccines and dewormer and is being treated for the ringworm and some intestinal parasites.

He is an incredibly spicy foster baby. I’ve fostered around 28 feral kittens (most from the neonatal age) because I used to be a veterinary technician. Somehow even after my employment I just keep finding feral kittens. The curse of the vet tech lmao

Anyway, he’s getting boosters and his FeLV (feline leukemia) test in a few weeks and will have been about a month into his ringworm treatment by then and hopefully can get him into a rescue group while still fostering him because we have a cat dad extraordinaire adult cat who LOVES foster kittens and teaches them the all important cat socialization, grooming, and healthy play.

Unsure about coat length, I would guess he’ll be a medium hair. As for his color, he seems to be a chocolate colored kitty but who knows if it stays that way. We’ve had him for 2.5 weeks now and it’s some real slow socialization progression but he’s really made some strides in the past two days and demands snugs now (even though he forgets who I am the minute I put him down lmao).

Here’s hoping we don’t end up with a fourth cat lmao

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Update: we are completely medically cleared!!! Ringworm has healed, no more intestinal parasites and we are FIV/FeLV negative. Woodley had his second vet appointment yesterday and got the all clear and his booster vaccines. Now we can really focus on finding him a loving home!

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Woodley got to meet our cat Fletcher today who is cat dad extraordinaire and he also posed for a mini photo shoot

[konzaprairieunofficial]

A handsome bébé

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Please enjoy some recent photos of Woodley who I think is going to be an enormous cat lmao. His personality has really started to shine and he’s just such a sweet and playful kitten. Also his fur is growing longer! He is becoming a fluffy man! We are in danger of having a fourth cat at this point!!

[meangirlnurse]

literally nothing is funnier than just living your life with a cat in a sweater vest. constantly feels like he’s about to offer to do my taxes

[meangirlnurse]

i was trying to finish this post while he sat on the bar stool next to mine beeping at me for attention, and when the attention didn’t come quickly enough he put his paws on my shoulder and slapped me in the face

which is, again, infinitely funnier when your cat is wearing a sweatervest

[meangirlnurse]

im being bullied by the world’s smallest accountant

[classicmeevs]

bring on that big sugar crystals sugar they put on the muffins. Where can i get ahold of That sugar

[classicmeevs]

bring it on!

[classicmeevs]

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[catasters]

[eldritchartifact]

KFC: Kitty Fucking Cat !!!!!!!!!!!

[comradeyaoi]

im not even joking rn this fucking painting made me start uncontrollably sobbing. Do you know how long it took to paint? How expensive it was? The cat was content for hours and so loved that the girl held him there and paid for him to be painted with her. Imagine having such a bond… imagine being so loved and loving so much back…

[comradeyaoi]

Apparently this is almost a genre of painting. Its human nature to love and cradle cats …. And the bond these cats and their people have. To sit together for hours to get a painting to attempt to immortalize the love you two shared

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[memewhore]

[robotindisguise]