I don't know where I am :[

Where did he come? from where did he go? How do I stop my friends from finding thins account?

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I need to see a version of Harry ozborn, who's just a freak. Like, he's grown up surrounded by his dad, and rich kids trying to use him to get more rich. Then, he meets Peter, and it's the first person who just doesn't care he has money and cares about his well-being and mental state, with no strings attached? He imitately gets so unhealthy attached it's only kinda funny. The only reason he doesn't sue flash is it would make Peter sad and upset at him and he can't handle that.

Eventually, he notices something is up with Peter. So he dose as any sane person would do, and stocks his best friend to make sure nothing is wrong. This is how he finds put Peter is spider-man. (Peter's spidey sence doesn't clock harry as a threat)

Now, Harry hates spider-man... well, his dad does so he does too. And his dad would be super proud, and he wants that in a definitely not unhealthy way. He has the proof too! But it's Peter... It's Peter. (He now has to grapple with the fact he might care about Peter a bit more than his dad...) he eventually decides to not show his dad, but his dad finds it anyway while invading his privacy and looking through his room for fun.

Green goblin tell Peter he got the info from his son and now Peter is super mad at Harry (for the first time ever) and won't listen when harry tells him what happened.

So now, Harry's dads in MIA, Peter's mad at him and also Gwen broke up with him because I said so. Along come a symbiote (I'm gonna refer to it as vemon I know that's inaccurate but it gets the point across.) Now, venom also has an unhealthy attachment to Peter Parker and it has an idea and manipulation tactics. Obviously, Spider-Man is the issue here. If it weren't for Spider-Man then he and it would be fine, if it weren't for Spider-Man then he and Harry would be fine, if it weren't for Spider-Man harrys dad would be here, Peter wouldn't be getting hurt, Peter would be safe and taking to them and, it would be simple again.

They can't be happy until Spider-Man is gone.

This can be gay if u want

[oopsyimlost]

my spider sona

if anyone wants me to draw any of this ask, it'll take a bit (I'm only not doing it rn cuz I just got outa school and my finger joints hurt)

Spyder-joule

A mostly hot pink suit with yellow details and orange outlining. She has a yellow, green splotched gass mask which is covered in stickers (mostly hazard signs). a pastel pink bandana with blue flowers is tided around her head and her hands that look like they where diped in yellow paint (little green spirals are on the finger tips and palm). she wears yellow rubber and black boots (also heavy stickerificationed)

"All right lets do this," a swinging figure with a red haired guy in a suit writhing (harry ozborn) flys across screen; "my name in Katie Kantrowitz, and for about two years I've been the one and only Spyder-Joule!" Standing in front of a daily planet billboard. spiderjewel is prominently displaying under a bolder red text and photo calling her a menace. Katie turns around and her posture falls "they alway get the name wrong..." she pulls put a comically big hot pink sharpie, -matching the mostly pink suit she's wearing- and "fixes" the billboard.

"It all stared on a trip to Oz cor, a few of the other kids (only one girl in a red t-shirt is shown) pushed me into a lab, and locked the door while the shaparone went to the bathroom. (From the window of the lab you can see the silhouette of the guy from earlier yelling at the red t-shirt girl) Unfortunately for me, I fell right into the exspririmental bolas spider, and, a shit ton of dangerous chemicals. Three thing then happend very fast, I got bit on the neck by a pissy arachnid, I got bured all over the right side of my body, and, the lab exploded... but gave me the power of the periodic table! Oh, and also spiders." Kaite shivers at the word spider.

"The workers at the hospital wanted to do a lot of test on me, but, I remembered what my auntie told me before I left for school that day." The scene cuts to a clearly wrong flash-back. a sobbing Katie holds an older, kind looking woman in a glowing wreckage. "Neshumele, dear, you have been givin a terrible, and, fantastic responsibility. And for that I'm so, so sorry, but. This power; you can't bottle up, use it to help, don't let it over take you-..." Normal kaite pops back on screen cutting off the last part of her aunts message, fanticly scrolling back "hahahahehe! sorry... one sec.." the scene cuts to a small cute apartment with lots of flowers, and a now, not fatality harmed, kind old lady. "Bubbeleh, I know your school's doing that science thing, just remember! Do not, let them take your blood! OK have a fun day at school my dear ach’yanit!" The scene cuts back to Katie in the hospital. "So, I did the only rational thing!" Katie jumps out the window.

"Now, if I'm being honest. I never really wanted to do this whole vigilante thing, I mostly use it to vent my powers... I learned the hard way to not bottle this stuff up." It fades to a similar wrecked, glowing building, a hunched over spyder with glowing white hot eyes slowly turns to face a body. It quickly glitchs to joule swinging through the city. "But, I also can't just let people get hurt because I'm scared of what I am" it glitchs again to follow a heavily beat up Spyder-Joule, and turns to show her facing a black eight armed silhouette. It brings out one arm holding someone, it's the bully that pushed Katie into the lab from earlier. Spyder-joule whispers, hardly audible "Flash...?" It glitches once more to Katie helping a black cat out of a tree looking back at the camera cheerfully. One final time it glitches to a silhouette of Katie struggling against an alien substance that seems to be over powering her, a orange cat hissing, and hunched up behind her, then, back to her sitting on a bright colorfull rooftop full of plants looking over the city. "All in all, I would give anything for this city, for my family." The camera pans down to a green figure in a grotesque smiling "mask".

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I hate that no one talks about how much turbo (the snail movie) is a great trans allegory I felt really seen by that autistic snail

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I've seen a few post of "Caine died thinking he was hated by everyone." Which isn't exactly true. Caine died knowing everyone hated him, just not for reasons he could understand. He died scared and angry, he died surrounded by people scared and angry.

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watching Rtte and I've come to a conclusion about hookfang. They have a solid opinion on two people. Snotlout and hiccup. He loves snotlout in his own way (bullying is both of their love languages) and they respect hiccup.

[the--firevenus]

What's this? A superhero leak file!?

Well, anyway- I made a template!!! For any of your south park superheroes au (both canon or ocs) , details and empty template under readmore!!!

first off RULES if you want to use the template! dw its not much:

PLEASE dont erase my signature or even cropped it out , i dont mind if you want to repost this on other plateform BUT linking this post or even credit would be very appreciate

HAVE FUN!!!!!

here are a gooogle drive link if you want to download the file more high quality as i know tumblr would reduce the quality: (hd)

or you can download it here:

If you have any questions feel free to ask :D i made this for fun cuz i keep thinking about my south park new kid... the tfbw had me on chokehold bad....

[incognito-duo]

PART 1 — PART 2 (coming soon)

˖ ࣪ ꉂ PUNCHLINE .ᐟ

Hi hi !! It’s been a while since I made a tottmnt/mm comic 😼I’m a bit rusty on making comics, so expect slow updates and wonky art— don’t worry though, Part 2 and beyond will include 3 WHOLE PAGES 🤯🤯🤯 (In Sha Allah) most of this comic will be drawn in grayscale because it’s faster to make in my end but important scenes will have color. Tell me your thoughts abt this comic so far !!😋

[oopsyimlost]

There is a monster in my wardrobe.

I hear it claw and scratch and hiss when the light hits its skin through the cracks.

I tell father, so he sent someone with a mouse trap.

I tell them not to open it with the sun this low. They do not listen.

There is a monster beneath my bed.

I can feel it writhing and squirming, it tries to blow out my candles.

I try and tell father, he tells me "I am far too old for monsters and demons".

I put my candles higher up so the monster can't reach.

There is a monster in my room.

I hear it wail and whisper things to me i dont understand, it reaches for me when the lights are out.

I try and tell father it has yet to leave my room, he says "I am too young to fear the dark, you need to grow up-..." he takes my candles, I beg him not to.

he gets mad at me for questioning him.

There is a monster in my hall.

I feel it lightly poke my bruises before it leaves.

not enough to hurt but I still flinch and wait for it to do more. It doesn't.

I try to tell my father, It found him first.

There is a monster wearing my family.

I don't tell anyone.

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so uhh I like got back into evbos stuff cuz og the new vid he posted so I wrote a clownbo fanfic the clownbo part is twords the end and I threw in a bit of emf/evbo like bearly any and kinda seabo as well cuz everyone wants him for some reason also its not a clownbo fic without cannibalism it's on ao3 under "Ode To Covet" by cocopuffbutgayer but I'm putting it on tumbler 2 :] it's to long to write so link time bb

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75771326

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I'm on chapter 3 of this and I was supposed to be a one shot god have mercy on us all

[oopsyimlost]

so uhh I like got back into evbos stuff cuz og the new vid he posted so I wrote a clownbo fanfic the clownbo part is twords the end and I threw in a bit of emf/evbo like bearly any and kinda seabo as well cuz everyone wants him for some reason also its not a clownbo fic without cannibalism it's on ao3 under "Ode To Covet" by cocopuffbutgayer but I'm putting it on tumbler 2 :] it's to long to write so link time bb

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75771326

[oopsyimlost]

my hands hurt to bad to draw this rn and it's late so use ur imagination

Averythemayo: * witnessing the horror*

*off screen disembodied voice*: first time?

*screen pans over*

Charlie slimecicle:

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anyone remember that turbo f.a.s.t episode where chet got high and started a cult by force feeding everyone drugs. god I love that snail show

[oopsyimlost]

NPMD sp au

*sound of screaming and sobs*

Officers Murphy: what do you take of this Yates? Hopkins ralphed when he saw it...

Yates: southparks finest hu? Fukin hell... what do we got?

Hopkins: Garrison found the body this morning victim has been identified as Clyde Donvavan age 18...

Yates: I leave Denver, cuz of blood and guts and what do yu know...? They still have em here too.

Hopkins: coroner put the time of death around 8pm Friday night. Multiple lacerations to the head and chest

Murphy: he and they twisted his nipples off! Ha-

Hopkins slightly louder: then finished him off by drowning him in the toilet

Murphy: Clyde here got purple nurpeld and swirled to death! [Slightly more quite] guess that's karma for killing his mom with the toilet way back when hu?

Yates: face down I'm the fukin Jhon, what a way to go.

Hopkins: well that's not all. The killer left a little love note for us. Penned in the bastards blood.

[Zoom out to a message in horrible almost hard to read handwriting] "NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE"

Yates: what the fuck does that say?

Murphy: first that Cartman kid now this. You think there connected?

Yates: I don't know Mitch do cows shit in the woods?

Murphy: they shit on my car sometimes...

Yates: what.

Murphy: hey Yates! what do you want me to do here? Where small hic ass mountain town cops! Where a bit out of our depth! Jesus. How the hell did this happen?

Part 1

First parts out yippe!!! I don't know how to link parts to each other so if you know how pls tell me I hope you liked it and more us to come :]

[oopsyimlost]

I swear I'll put out the first part of the npmd au soon but I need to re-watch the musical as I go and I can't on my phone and my computer is with all my school stuff for dnd club because if it wasn't obvious I'm a nerd (and going to dm this year) I'm going to try and add art to every other part because I won't be able to on every one of them (my hands are messed up) I also just can't keep up with that in general art takes so long if you read all this thank and please put your head cannons and funny ideas I know only a few people are going to be interested in this but I want to make it as good as I can for them <3

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so for the npmd au thing I'm doing I know it's only gotten like 15ish likes but I kinda want to make it an actual au probably formated in a similar way to most sp aus but I douts will be doing much of any art or be updated it a lot becase of school and my hands being in bad condition but idk if anyone thinks it would be cool I might keep going with it so let me know

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NPMD south park au

so I was listening to the npmd sound track and I went haha what if south park then I started to make connections and then I picked up my sctech book and now where here so here's the run down

I put Kyle as Pete not because he's Jewish but because he's smart and canonicaly diabetic so here's his different

he isn't as shy as Peter is and is more of an out cast becase of his temper

his parents are super overbearing so he can't really ever go out and do stuff becase of that which puts an even bigger barrier between him and his classmates

he's a math nerd and loves sports but in a fun fact way and not a playing them way he probably would do well in most of them but he's never given the chance because he's a nerd

instead of Mico Peter nic name he's made fun of for his diabetes in a way similar to Scott but the liver transplant is mentioned more then the "my name is Kyle I have diabetes" thing every time he talks

of achne but not that bad

he still has the suspenders in act one but I couldn't find a good ref

Cartman... No one knows why he's popular its probably blackmail he's max here

so he's not that different from max but because he's not that tall or fit the reason he good at football is that he's only fats and can knock over and over power people pretty easily

daddy issues final boss

He doesn't have a crush on the grace of this universe exactly he just want to make them a wource person to prove that he could

He has heterophbia in his eyes (heteocromia as a reference to when he got that eye transplant)

Kenny! Ignore his hair I tried, he's the Ruth because of his dirty mind

He doesn't have a mouth guard because he's to broke but he needs one and still has a lisp

Honestly if he weren't friends with Kyle he would probably not be considered a nerd he and cartman used to be friends but he hung out with Kyle more because his parents where nicer than his own and cartman considered that a betrayal

Pan not bi still going to hell but that's not why but dw he'll be back ;)

He likes nazcar and video games way too much

He doesn't have regular access to a shower

I made clyde Richard because I like him and because he is such a looser in the show no way I could let him get away with that

He get called fat a$$ a lot because everyone is to scared of cartman to call him that

is actually and anime nerd but mostly super late to trends and smells

He and Kyle hang out because nobody else would and I think that's funny (also him and Kyle both love love love comic books especially super heros he likes dc more and Kyle likes marvle kenny likes both but not as mush as either of them)

He does get made fun of for killing his mom

They call him crybaby more that fat

Pizza face

I made Butters grace >:]

So like I said earlier he and Cartman don't like each other like max and grace do he hates cartman with all of his being but his parents would kill him if he said something

The main thing instead of what grace was dealing with is that butter really wants to kill cartman and It gets worse the more cartman tries to talk to him so he decides that he can get rid of the problem by running his popularity (don't ask why he need an axe and bleach for that it's just a coincidence)

His parents are even worse than in cannon here btw

Thats right I made Stan the steph i don't ship style but I couldn't think of anyone else but bebe for that and she comes important later...

So his dad is infact mayor (he was voted in because everyone was so dam high) and his mom did the same thing she did in the pc special...

His sister lived and moved away so he's alone with his dad who he hates

Hes doesn't like cartman at all but cartman think they're friends

He love punk and rock music

Hes a bit emo but doesn't dress like it in frear of being called a nerd also his dad won't let him because it has "no tegridy" to it he puts on eye liner in act 2