Cosmix_

'Normal' OSC and Captain Underpants fan | I'm making a show yippee!!! Back in my dsmp era 😔

[opalmoon-tree]

Intro Yippee :3 🌌

Hiiii!!! I'm Cosmix [Any Pronouns | They/Them preferred] 🌠

Fandoms: II, BFDI, and Captain Underpants, DSMP, ducktales, a lot more

I also like: Toh, Shera, Amphibia, Gravity falls, Steven universe, Epic the Musical, CRK

Currently most active in: DSMP, Ducktales, and BFDI

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[3ueueb47473hd82j]

[i-like-girls-69]

Me when I fucking get you

[oneeyedsolidsnake]

send his ass to gongaga

[i-am-a-fish]

is there anyone willing to protect me? with a sword?

I have a sword, I can protect myself

but um. is anyone willing to protect me? with their sword 🥺 or you can borrow one of my swords, if you don't have one. and protect me?

[lilyfiremaster53]

um. I’d be willing but I’d need to borrow one. maybe we could. um. protect each other? maybe? 👉👈

[i-am-a-fish]

we protect each other

[wizardarchetypes]

never thought this day would come but i’m currently having a customer service experience so bad right now that i’m defecting from the employee regiment and joining the customers in their next battle. i don’t know who i am anymore.

[wizardarchetypes]

experience that makes me research local customer service supervisors for a global corporation and tag them in a LinkedIn post, to fall upon their mercy.

[wizardarchetypes]

long story short i have worked for a call center in customer service before and i knew something was not working out. i've had to call about this issue 5 times in 4 weeks because it's still not resolved, and each time the conversation has ended i've asked for an email confirmation of our conversation and a ticket number so i can call back and reference it with a new representative.

well every time i've called, the new representative has been like "i'm so sorry, but there's no ticket by that number. i have no record of you ever calling about this. i'll start a ticket for you."

finally, the fifth time i nearly burst into tears of frustration and i said "i don't want you to start a ticket for me, because it will be the sixth ticket created for this same issue. every week, one of your colleagues tells me they'll create a a new ticket for me, and then nothing happens."

they said, "i'm sorry but i have no record of those tickets existing." and i was like i KNOW. but they doooooo what is happening.

finally i got transferred to a supervisor's supervisor.

if you've ever worked in online customer service, you know that when a customer calls with a problem, you create a "ticket" that puts that issue into the system. if you can't resolve it, it goes into a ticket queue, where other people with the ability to resolve it select it, put it into their personal working queue, and resolve it.

well after 30 minutes of searching, this supervisor tells me, dumbfounded, that she's discovered a completely unique queue she's never seen before, where my tickets have been going somehow. a pocket universe queue that no one has access to or can edit or select from, not even her. she has no idea what's happening. she's like "yes, here are all your tickets, and no one can open them or comment on them or resolve them.....this is crazy......" and it's JUST my tickets in there. no one else's. of tens of thousands of customers.

all professionalism fell by the wayside. i told her i've worked with those queues before and also found that totally wild. she was like "what the hell is going on...." and talked me through everything she was seeing and how gobsmacked she was. we were both like "this is one for the books truly"

tells me she's going to have to bring this up above herself because this is a really big error on like, a coding level, that she has no idea how to resolve. tells me she will personally call me back tomorrow to update me.

four days pass with no word.

i call customer service again. random agent. explain the entire situation, including that last bit.

agent says "i'm sorry but i have no record of those tickets existing. i'll have to start a ticket for you. rest assured, it will be resolved."

i said, "no it won't be. it never will be. because they're in the special queue."

clearly not believing me, they said, "i've heard nothing about that. i'll start a new ticket for you."

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[frightfullytreeish]

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[hydrangeafae]

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

[polar-solstice]

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

[sindri42]

BONK!

[should-be-sleeping]

[stickothy]

Checked my heart rate and it was at 173 bpm? I was just walking around 😭

[stickothy]

I mean the meds im on do cause elevated heart rate, but jeez

[opalmoon-tree]

Dude r u ok

[genuinelylostlesbian]

story where a princess is “cursed” to never find love but she’s aromantic so she really dgaf about that shit and it’s the least important thing in the book

[oriocookie]

i’m crying laughing

[dumdogs]

i want to interact with people more but what if they kill me

[stickothy]

Thinking about how after my braids got taken out and my hair was actually obeying the laws of physics, i was told "now we have proof that you have a scalp".

[opalmoon-tree]

LMAO WAS THAT ME

[stickothy]

I just remembered I can post things

[opalmoon-tree]

u sure can bestie yeah you can post instead of just lurking and reposting and liking all my posts

[stickothy]

idk, i quite liked lurking...

[opalmoon-tree]

POST YOUR OWN THINGS /silly

[redstonedust]

it bothers me when someone brings up misogyny in shounen anime and people shrug it off with "its designed for teenage boys, what can you expect." like well. idk i think its actually pretty important that shows for teenage boys are normal about women. i mean i think all media should be normal about women but teenagers are impressionable i think we could put a little bit of feminism in the teenage boy shows. it might do some good. you never know.

[redstonedust]

and this isnt just about shounen i just mean like. if you're excusing misogynistic writing with "well it wasn't written for girls" then i'm seriously questioning your approach to all this.

[stickothy]

I just remembered I can post things

[opalmoon-tree]

u sure can bestie yeah you can post instead of just lurking and reposting and liking all my posts