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Chuck Tingle is out here being an ace ally.
Chuck Tingle said all our rights.
…omg.
I think it’s important we all remember this author became famous for writing gay “Dino-porn” erotica, and then proceeded to branch ever outward from that niche into political satire & social commentary erotica
He tried to fake sleep and laughed when she caught him
Things I love about this:
In my bebbeh experience, i’ve noticed that even though bebbehs can’t speak, they understand a TON of words.
Although he’s only a few months old, he already understands the concept of Deception.
He’s also formed a sense of humor. In his own limited way, this bebbeh has just told his first joke.
Ahhhhh he’s cute
i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets
The fact that, not only am I seeing this in 2020, but that I did not see hide nor hair of it till a week after New year’s, makes it 2984% better
^ mood
my life
o’swhen you google JoJo to understand what the heck your friend is talking about
but then you discover girono’s theme is a bop
Weird mood
Listening to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure:Golden Wind OST: ~Giorno's Theme~ "Il vento d'oro" (Main Theme) at the moment on loop. Not even a JoJo Fan. It’s a bop, so does it matter that I don’t watch jojo? no. I just miss my friend. (I don’t have his number) (I go back to school soon, so I’ll see him soon.) (He likes JoJo)
Therapist: The mice from Cats aren’t real they can’t hurt you
The mice from Cats:
The cockroaches from Cats: am i a joke to you
What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what he fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the f u c k what th
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.
If you can’t reblog this…
NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL
That’s a fucking low number. That’s fucking sad.
Never ever
A round of applause for everyone who can reblog! You’re all awesome guys!
Never :“
Never ever
No anon hat has EVER come from me.
for anyone who cant reblog this
I would feel shitty for days if I would do that, I NEVER DID AND NEVER WILL
I’ve got enough to know that it’s not something anyone should have to deal with.
for everyone who can reblog, i’m proud of you
Of course not. NEVER EVER
Never, it’s so petty and childish.
Never. It’s stupid, childish and completely out of line.
omg never
I’d feel so guilty….
If you can’t reblog, I have a problem with you.
Why would I waste my time being mean behind a screen? No hate from me anytime of day!
Heck no, never!
Never in my entire life!
I’m no coward and would never go out of my way to or intentionally make someone feel shitty!
Honestly that’s just not cool
That would be cowardly
I’ve never been an anon lol. I’m not that mean, either.
That’s cruel to do that, so why would you do that
At my sleepover we will engage in fun activities. for example we can thrash on the floor and yell about communism
make it clear that antisemitism won’t be tolerated on your blog. jews are feeling unsafe and helpless, and if you don’t say or do anything to help, then you’re just giving antisemites a place where they feel comfortable.
how to draw a realistic steven
draw young danny devito
@its-a-gemfact NO!!!
Tried coloring it...
I know im op but im......................
It checks out
Oh man
Never mind the “Who shot first?” stuff; THIS is the defining moment of the Han Solo character:
Everyone else was just like: “Oh, fuck: It’s Vader!” and standing around in shock and terror when Vader was revealed. Even Chewie.
Most people, I suspect, would have that reaction.
Meanwhile, Han’s first reaction, instinctively, in less than a second, was to grab a gun and try to flat-out end the guy.
He failed, of course. But God Damn if you can’t appreciate the effort.
Also, he grabs his girl’s hand. Not only is he going to end Vader, he’s going to do so while reassuring the woman he loves that this monster who tortured her won’t hurt her again as long as he’s there to do something about it.
The point of this scene:
Han was nothing to Vader. Not really. Han was just a normal, average guy. Vader didn’t think too much of him.
“I have superpowers; you don’t!”
But then: doesn’t Han show more love, affection, guts and courage in this moment than any Jedi warrior ever could?
Thus, Vader is shown up.
Attempting to kill an evil wizard with a regular gun is one of the most Han Solo things ever. I don’t think most people would even bother trying, because you can’t just shoot Darth Vader, right? Of course not. But Han’s gonna goddamn try it anyway.
Yeah, basically’ Han tried.
Sometimes that’s all you can ever ask of someone.
Just one of many reasons I love this man
With Han, you never have to wonder, “Why didn’t he just shoot them?” Whenever you’d think that, he shoots them.
Han Solo is a practical soul and if he’s got the chance to just shoot them he’s gonna take it
#ironically this turned into a thesis on why han probably shot first
Lol ^^^^^^ this is funny
#WEAPONIZEDCANCER
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I don’t usually do reblogs, but here’s a temporary one I think y'all might find interesting.
“like a dominatrix taming an investment banker”
guys i found the best one
I wish that I could hug whoever made this.
PRO CHOICE
the last time i reblogged this i got an angry anon. let’s try this again, shall we?
PRO CHOICE IS PRO WOMEN
the forced birth movement needs to go down
I don’t remember rebloging this but I’m glad I did
There’s something morally wrong with Pikachu’s mouth. This is a sign of demonic possession and somebody needs to help him.
ima give him teeth to see if that helps.
nope that didn’t help
Just a quick animation... made on procreate
going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material
Would anyone be kind enough to transcribe this or link to a text version?
Everything Is AWFUL and I’m Not Okay: Questions to Ask Before Giving Up on Yourself
Are you hydrated?
If not, have a glass of water. Dehydration can mimic or increase feelings associated with anxiety and a well hydrated brain functions optimally. Avoid excess caffeine.
Have you eaten in the past three hours?
Don’t be a victim of hanger! Get some food–something with protein, not just simple carbs or high-fat. Nuts, hummus, and veggies are great options to feed your studying brain. Keep healthy snacks within reach to avoid mindlessly chowing down on sweets.
Have you stretched your legs in the past day?
If not, do so right now. If you don’t have the energy or time for a run or a trip to the gym, just walk around the block or building. Even minimal exercise preps the mind for learning so that you can focus better and recall things easier, plus it’s good to get a change of scenery.
Have you said something nice to someone in the past day?
Do so, whether online or in person. Make it genuine! We bet your study partner would appreciate a compliment.
Have you moved your body to music in the past day?
If not, jog for the length of a song at your favorite tempo, or just dance around your bedroom for the length of an upbeat song (singing along is a bonus)
Have you cuddled a living being in the past two days?
If not, do so. Don’t be afraid to ask for hugs from friends of friends’ pets. Most of them will enjoy the cuddles too; you’re not imposing.
Have you started or changed any medications in the past couple of weeks, including skipped doses or a change in generic prescription brand?
That may be screwing with your head. Give things a few days, then talk to your doctor if it doesn’t settle down.
If daytime: are you dressed?
If no, put on clean clothes that aren’t PJs. Give yourself permission to wear something special, whether it’s a funny t-shirt or a pretty dress.
If nighttime: are you sleepy and fatigued but resisting going to sleep?
Put on PJs, make yourself cozy in bed with a teddy bear and the sound of falling rain, and close your eyes for fifteen minutes while focusing on breathing deeper with every breath- no electronic screens allowed! Adequate sleep is a necessity for stress management.
Do you feel ineffective?
Pause right now and get something small completed, whether it’s responding to an email, loading the dishwasher, or tidying up your room. Good job!
Do you feel unattractive?
Take a darn selfie. Your friends will remind you how great you look. You are always insta-worthy.
Do you feel paralyzed by indecision?
Give yourself ten minutes to sit back and figure out a game plan for the day. If a particular decision or problem is still being a roadblock, simply set it aside for now, and pick something else that seems doable. Right now, the important part is to break through that stasis, even if it means doing something trivial.
Have you over-exerted yourself lately–physically, emotionally, socially, or intellectually?
That can take a toll that lingers for days. Give yourself a break in that area, whether it’s physical rest, taking some time alone, or relaxing with some silly entertainment for a little. Time spent refreshing yourself is never time “wasted!”
Have you waited a week?
Sometimes or perception of life is skewed, and we can’t even tell that we’re not thinking clearly, and there’s no obvious external cause. It happens. Keep yourself going for a full week, whatever it takes, and see if you still feel the same way then.
You’ve made it this far; and you will make it through. You are stronger than you think.
Because someone might need this today
You have survived 100% of your worst days.
This too shall pass.
