[opheliabloo]

hi! I’m OpheliaBloo. You may know me as the author of A Very Odd Family, Indeed; Crown of Straw, Sword Of Gold; and my newest fic, The Way Of Kings!

come say hi if you’d like! i’m a big fan of the dsmp lore and am always ready to infodump

read The Way Of Kings here!

age: 20

pronouns: she/hers

currently working at my own pace! No upload schedule, but none of my works have been discontinued :)

[neoriots]

phil was ready to go in the lobby and start shouting at people on behalf of bigger creators and ranboo had to stop him.. well personally i would’ve let him do it i dont care if they’re kids YELL AT THEM.

[justletmeplayminecraft]

so where’s the story of xisuma having to skillfully dispatch people to protect the hermits. or xisuma who’s so used to hermits accidentallying people that he cleans up after them lmao

[theres-an-impulstor-among-us]

i love the addition of the third message bc I know it’s unrelated but it’s hilarious bc out of context it gives one of two impressions:

1) Tango created the dead body

2) Tango is the dead body

[fishy-strawberries]

this is the first thing I thought of

[neoriots]

PHIL: [Dream] pulls an absolute diva and gigachad moment [to twitch staff].. and it was a total diva moment he turns to them and goes “yo, theyre going on with me.” and theyre like “uhhh that wasnt in the agreement” and he just goes “well then im not doing it” and we all just? start walking with our partner managers and twitch staff.. he went full karen i was like this is CRAZY.. what are you doing. they started quoting fire codes and he said “let me see them.” and they cant show it to him because they’re bullshitting—they said “okay, we’ll compromise.” he was just going to fucking dip.

[daystarsearcher]

Current linguistics obsession: the difference in English between “few/little” and “a few/a little”

“He convinced few people” Negative connotation; he did not convince that many people.

“He convinced a few people” Neutral to positive connotation; he did manage to convince some people.

“They found a little food” “Neutral to positive connotation; it might not be a lot, but they did manage to find some food.

“They found little food” Negative connotation; that’s not going to be enough food.

[tatertotonshrooms]

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Good sir wtf

[griancraft]

Via @nonbinaryidiot

Dreamsmua real and true

[zend-pixie]

this is how it went down right

[panidanya]

is it fine if i will post uni drawings sometimes?? i don't really have time for fanart rn :"

[arthoesunshine]

how to stop isolating yourself?? the answer is give up on code and hidden messages. love fully and loudly and truthfully and always. be deliberate. be open. feel everything. but won’t it be hard? won’t it hurt? yes!!!! yes.

[bramblesand]

People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.

An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…

It’s an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.

This is madness.

[bogleech]

Thank you for this good PSA because I’m still seeing sincere, published, professional writers doing “ahhhhh oh no this monster was SO UGLY i’m mentally ill now!”

[brunhiddensmusings]

forms of eldritch horror include but are not limited to - nobody will ever believe you, you must live alone with this knowledge - you will never feel safe again, and you realize you were never safe before - everything that was familiar is now strange and abhorrent to the point anything that now seems normal should be held in utmost suspicion - having this new knowledge has opened doors that will continually reveal new equally cursed knowledge without end - death and madness are no longer escapes

[thoodleoo]

finally, an idea from ancient rome i can get behind

[averykedavra]

why must i Write Words? is it not enough to imagine, passionately,

[1captainjordan4]

I hit 1,5K on twitter so i made this fun DTIYS, feel free to join :]

[jedthewolfdog]

upset and don’t know why? Appease the Brains

lizard brain

questions: do i have food, water, and safe shelter? 

solutions: drink more water. drink things with electrolytes. make and stick to a food schedule that works for you. clean your room. if you are in an unsafe situation, talk to someone trusted about creating a plan to get out 

toddler brain 

questions: have i had enough rest? am i been getting what i need to be healthy? am i cared for? am i frustrated? 

solutions: make sure you’re getting enough sleep on a schedule that works for you (people naturally sleep better at different times and need different amounts of sleep. if youre young you will need to sleep more than 7 or 8 hours). make sure you have varied nutrition in your diet. make sure your medications and supplements are working for you and take them on schedule. work on developing a support system that meets your needs. take breaks from things if you feel burned out, even if it’s only for a day 

monkey brain 

questions: have i had enrichment in my life? am i stuck in a rut? have i had socialization, entertainment, and creativity? has anything challenged me lately? 

solutions: limit your time on social media. make an effort to be in new environments - even if its another room in your house or backyard. examine what is or isn’t working in your routine. pick up a new hobby (if you’re more physically active, consider a hobby like writing or coding. if you’re more mentally active, consider a hobby like woodworking, bookbinding, or a sport). write stories, make art, and write analyses (if you haven’t tried original work - focus on that for a little while). try new music. try a new food. build something with legos. consume a new type of media even if you’re not sure you’ll like it (like graphic novels, radio plays, or watching ballet). take on a long term project and set aside time to work on it on a schedule (whether its every day, every few days, or specific days each week) 

human brain 

questions: do i feel loved? do i feel understood? am i existentially fulfilled? do i have a sense of purpose? do i have a sense of meaning? am i contributing to the lives of the people i care about and are they doing the same for me in return? 

solutions: reach out to friends and loved ones, and do activities together, like play a game online or walk in the park. talk to safe people about things that upset you, such as a trusted friend or a therapist, and find steps to improve your mental health. interrogate whether your religious beliefs are working for you, and if they are, make an effort to practice your faith, whether that is attending services (including digitally if they have them), reading and discussing your religious texts, or following holidays. read self help books or blogs from trusted professionals. read about philosophy and interrogate your own understanding of things. learn how to communicate your needs, thoughts, and desires to people who will listen. be active in your community (whether in community service, activism, or getting involved in local politics). adopt a rescue animal. give money to causes you care about. make an effort to learn about points of view and lived experiences that are different than your own. challenge assumptions about how you are expected to live your life and decide whether you want those things or not. express love for the people you care about - through kind words, good acts, crafts, or otherwise. if there are steps in your life you have been afraid of taking, make a plan to take them 

if you fulfill higher needs before lower needs, you will still feel bad. if you feel bad and don’t know why, start lower and work your way up. basic needs must be met before moving on healthily 

[tiny-wizard]

ime thee smalleste inne thee lande. notte one smallere doth there stande.

[tinier-wizard]

thou muste be too smalle too see, fore thou hast foregottenne me!

[tiny-wizard]

you lying piece of shit i'll fucking kill you

[zillychu]

these human creatures have strange customs. some are nice tho

[zlixlriffs]

Do you ever think there was a moment in his life where George looked at his hands and asked “God why was I born a chimpanzee in a human’s world? What is the difference between me and my yellow capped captor? Why must I be cursed with endless curiosity in a world where I am not allowed to explore it?”

[zlixlriffs]

I’m in hell