Swords Scales Swings

Queer finance geek navigating adulthood. Kinky sex positive feminist. Glasgow x

[halloweennut]

is cryptid an occupation? can i achieve this job? am i qualified to pose randomly in the woods and be kind of spooky? 

cause i could bank off the royalty checks based on me, the local cryptid

[idonthaveasquare2spare-deactiva]

I’m just gonna take this as a sign…

[sosodebb-deactivated20190324]

I reblog this every time I see it. Sometimes you just gotta do it.

[iwoofjaneway-deactivated2016060]

“ It’s armor. On a woman. It doesn’t have to look feminine.”

[lizstaley]

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

[kiokushitakaa]

game devs take note

[bestnatesmithever]

What a weird impulse. Why would you need it to look feminine? Or masculine? It’s armor to protect your body from death. Not dying should be gender neutral.

[mathylibrarian]

Not dying should be gender neutral

[cherrys-acid]

[evilsupplyco]

Drink the moonlight water, carve a false name into bones too large to carry, trade dirt for dirt, tell no one where you come from or where you are going.

[johnwgrey]

[bisexualpiratequeen]

Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

[bisexualpiratequeen]

some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate

[missvoltairine-blog]

I am a slut Wen on a dayte With Boye who would Manipulate I’m not sway’d by His saddened state- I say okay I fuck his mayte

[bisexualpiratequeen]

The only good addition to this post

[bibidebabideboo]

(Succulent Cakes By Ivenoven Will Make Every Succulent Lover’s Mouth Water | Bored Pandaから)

“ジャカルタを拠点とするアーティストIvenovenさんによる、多肉植物のようなケーキいろいろ。http://www.boredpanda.com/succulent-terrarium-cakes-cupcakes-ivenoven/ …” (山田ホタテ(@camparired)さん | Twitterから)

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

these look……………………succulent

[urdone-urdone]

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this is the sweetest thing my eyes have ever seen😱😭💕

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

like. please watch this video of sir patrick stewart adopting a pitbull 

[hershey]

“thank you for that that was a very nice greeting” this is so calm and cute i’m tearing up

[forcech0ke2]

This is the greatest thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life of living

[twelveinchcunt]

@donottouchmychicken

[skullmoss]

if ur a chick & ur fave character growing up was shego from kim possible there is a 99.99999999999% chance that u are either a huge lesbian or bisexual now

[ilugs]

[memewhore]

[pagewoman]

Rose garden

via english gardens

[kingrudegyalchina]

Reblog so you make enough money to cover your bills .

#luckymoney

[lamourdemoi-deactivated20220112]

And more more money left to save and spare🙏🏾🤑🤑🤑🤑

[kingrudegyalchina]

Amen

[pemupemu]

guys this works,, i suddenly got £20 in my bank account out of nowhere?? im so happy i can afford to buy lunch every day this week now omg

[guyver]

Ok BUT, i reblogged this before I went to work today l- my check was 30$ more than I expected AND I got 40$ from a friend. So. I mean???

[breelandwalker]

-all the prayer to the money post gods-

[breelandwalker]

Y’ALL I SHIT YOU NOT WE GOT A WEDDING GIFT CHECK FOR $2000 TONIGHT. THIS FUCKING WORKS.

[petfox97]

Preach it ! Need those bills payed

[uoa]

accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body

[paintingispoetry]

Eugene von Blaas, Two Venetian Women detail, 1898

[nest-deactivated20181209]

theyre plotting how to kill thier respective husbands and run away to naples together 

[startrekdaily]

[supernovacoffee-deactivated2020]

Mood.