Thats My Wife (The Moon)

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[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[727leo]

花怜 (2024)

[organicmatter]

guys i just found out about this site that does a daily guessing game, it’s phylogenetic wordle- so fun!!!

[shockingheaven]

For people who prefer plants, they also have MetaFlora.

[triforce-princess]

[noble-moon]

[gamebiadvance]

[lush--lush]

[farmgf]

what the FUCK is going on right now. what is going on

[farmgf]

this post is so funny because it has over 10k notes and no context but all you have to do is look at the time stamp to know exactly what the context is

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

[mugwomps]

I have never seen "wtf" so clearly expressed on an animals face

[aliciabenissa]

He looks so fucking upset I can't breathe

[stoneronthemoon]

[rumwik]

All aboard!

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[panicatthecriscodisco]

[fellshish]

anyway thanks for thinking about our blorbos together another year it’s been a pleasure and a horror

[starrynet]

this is a real published article

[ourdarling]

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[noclassnowitnosoul]

one must ponder the humble creature

[newtsnaturethings]

Yes he do 🐕

[altschmerzes]

ocd stands for “oh CMON dude” which is what you say to your brain when you catch it spinning a complex web of the stupidest shit imaginable that it has never the less managed to completely entrap you within

[bumblebeebats]

I've recently started going to historical sword-fighting classes, which has been great for many reasons, one of which being that since you're wearing protective gear and using foam practice swords, you really are encouraged to Swing To Hit the person you're sparring with.

Now, to be clear, I am a sort of sickly weak-wristed Victorian academic and the closest I ever came to a fight in real life (when a 15yo girl stole my seat at a concert and threatened to 'knock my lights out' when I complained) I burst into tears. However, I enjoy this simulated violence a great deal. In fact, I've enthused about this to multiple people now, along the lines of "So you know how you've always wanted to just go ape shitt? like, not that you *actually* want to hurt someone, or be hurt yourself, but the idea of it? the urge to dive into the heat of battle, to lose yourself in the thrill of the chase - the rush of being hunted, and hunting in turn? how all the world narrows in the face of danger, the blood rushing in your ears? how you've always wondered if that thing about the human jaw being strong enough to crack bone is true? how you long to bare your teeth and let loose and see what you could really do, if it came down to it? if you had to?"

To my surprise, my attempts to discuss what I thought to be a universal human instinct have been met with reactions ranging from "That's... interesting" to "?????no??? I don't know what you mean??" So, now I'm curious:

do you crave violence

Yes, I know exactly what you mean and we are SO psychosexually normal

No???????????????

I'm bald, etc

Voting ended onDec 15, 2025

[competentwoman]

hey charlie? just wondering if you know what website we're on

[bumblebeebats]

[only-cat-memes]