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My blog for my fics

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Hey this is my second blog

Pronouns are (she/they) and I’m sixteen

My main is @rabidasexualopppsum

This blog is just so I can post my fics without my mother finding them lol (she follows and stalks my main blog)

And also reblog shit without clogging my main blog.

[lesbianrozanov]

toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.

[rabbittush]

He’s had a rough day…

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I headcanon that one time Shane and Ilya watched the Lego Batman movie with Hayden kids and just spent the whole movie having traumatic flashbacks to their horrid situationship.

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I think that if Shane and Hayden were like normal people instead of hockey players they would have done the queer friendship (Hayden is bisexual he doesn’t know it but he is) thing where they date each other for a month before being like “oh I’ve mistaken close friendship with my one queer friend for romance”

While on the other side of the spectrum Ilya and Marleau have that inherent homoeroticism native to all “straight” male friendships.

Ilya is also incapable of being normal about their literally two second long relationship when he finds out. Not even in a jealousy way, like obviously there’s jealousy there, but he mostly uses it as a way to dunk on Hayden in more ways. He needs to know exactly what he’s better than Hayden at in a relationship sense and he needs to obnoxiously inform Hayden of this at every given opportunity.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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Don’t get me wrong I love Jackie and Hayden and love Jackie more than anything but I think an fic au where Jackie doesn’t exist or her and Hayden didn’t meet or whatever, where instead instead Hayden and Marlow are living Heated Sidekick Rivalry simultaneously to Ilya and Shane would be so fucking funny. And both pairs are absolutely horrible at hiding their relationships but like they don’t notice because they’re all so focused on hiding their own relationship.

Again not really a ship more like a comedy thing. But yknow whatever.

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Omega verse enjoyers I have a lot of questions:

(No hate to those who partake in omega verse I just spent to much time thinking about it logistically)

Are omega male babies smaller than ones born by someone that’s female (any secondary gender)? as while their are animals that give birth with basically ‘male anatomy’ (like hyenas) there babies are smaller in comparison to them than a human baby

In real life humans lack the organ that lets you smell pheromones so I assume in the omegaverse they have this organ….but like betas can’t smell hormones….so is the organ only working if you are the correct secondary gender or what?? Or are you born with or without one like a uterus??

What is the hormone cycle for an omega male because they all are male so they would have the daily hormone cycle of a regular human male but would they have a separate one similar to a female hormone cycle because like they have a uterus and eggs and shit. (And before your ask yes they absolutely have the hormone cycle of a regular human because according to many a fanfics you don’t present as an alpha omega etc until about your late teens meaning you’d already have gone through regular human puberty)

On that note is it the same for a female alpha??? Hormone cycle wise I mean.

if say an alpha female got her omega male partner pregnant but he also got her pregnant at the same time would the babies be twins?? Would they have a word for this is omega land???

Given that on average most females are born with a uterus I don’t assume it’s different for omega males. So is there like a separate chromosome controlling all that shit. Because there would have to be right???

Also also there are no ass babies. ITS NOT A FUCKING REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN. WHY WOULD IT BE CONNECTED TO THE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM. HUMANS DONT HAVE A FUCKING CLOACA.

Actually upon further thought…..I believe that omega males might have what is essentially a cloaca. Perhaps they should start laying eggs.

[aonglegs]

It may be dangerous to take photos in high ground areas.

[cloudabserk]

gojo satoru is a sort of lestat to me

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Yknow I’m something of a lestat myself —Gojo

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Wrote a fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78067366

It’s a haikyuu heated rivalry crossover fic. It’s kinda funny idk

(Sakuatsu and hollonov)

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Wrote a chapter two

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Wrote a fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78067366

It’s a haikyuu heated rivalry crossover fic. It’s kinda funny idk

(Sakuatsu and hollonov)

[the-muppet-joker]

I only have sexual chemistry with women who hate me or men who are muppets. Maybe I should expand my horizens. Maybe I should become a contestant of the hit dating show Love Is Blind

[clownsaliens]

When are they gonna make a tv show about two clowns who are gay & having an affair that they have to keep secret because of the homophobia in the clown industry & they have explicit gay clown sex on screen

[posterprophecies]

this has probably been done before but idc here's my rendition...

[nikkiaart]

Random bullshit, go!

[pierogiy]

god i love deidara. i made this like 4 eps into shippuden [jan 2023]

[natsguitar]

Someone said Mike was playing Episode and he used up all his gems to hug Will 😭✋

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Cackling

[ladykvetchingradish]

I JUST REALIZED HOW TO PUT INTO WORDS THE THING I DON'T LIKE ABOUT THE COMING OUT

It was PREACHY

Bear with me, they wrote it not as a scared teenager revealing his deepest secret to his close family and friends, but as a speech, an anthem, a UNIVERSAL DECLARATION of queerness

but we didn't want an anthem

because yes, this coming out is an important marker in queer television, but the importance isn't in the grand pomp of a big sermon, but in the quiet, realistic intimacy of a CHILD's confession, not a FIGUREHEAD

It felt too magnanimous, too much about the world around him and not about HIM. It's as if he was trying to convince the AUDIENCE that being gay is ok

they wrote it as if there was this BIG pressure on them, and there IS, but not because it's supposed to be this gigantic speech and end homophobia or something, but because it's supposed to show something human and real that, despite the crying and 80s references, felt forced

let Will be a KID for once, let him cry to his mom and friends without needing to 'pad' his alibi of being 'different', let him be scriptless and NOT a representation of all queer characters but loving himself as he is, regardless of what he says

it's obvious that the pressure of the scene destroyed the message

:(

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Not even just that why was it a group fucking meeting.