Cosimo Galluzzi
Claire Keane
if i look back, i am lost
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One Nice Bug Per Day
NASA
almost home
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Doug Jones
izzy's playlists!
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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The Stonewall Inn
occasionally subtle
Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@oppsumfics
Hey this is my second blog
Pronouns are (she/they) and I’m sixteen
My main is @rabidasexualopppsum
This blog is just so I can post my fics without my mother finding them lol (she follows and stalks my main blog)
And also reblog shit without clogging my main blog.
I love the Peter Parker gets adopted by the batfam au as much as anybody else but I think we are ignoring the much funnier New York based hero we could shove into Gotham. Daredevil.
It be so funny. Him just showing up and being lowkey more bat like than Batman (practically having echo location and all)
Matt Murdock being all to lax with his identity and Bruce figuring out he’s daredevil but can’t tell call him out without revealing his own identity so he hires him as a personal lawyer to keep him close instead. (Also pays for him to represent poor people in Gotham falsely accused of crimes)
Matt figuring out Bruce’s (and the rest of the fam) identity by his heart beat but again can’t confront him without revealing his identity (both parties have no idea of the other knowing their identity)
Daredevil and Redhood’s morals conflict in a really interesting way that would be fun to explore.
Matt arresting the penguin on some Al Capone tax evasion logic
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I um started writing it…..I guess if they don’t have it write it yourself that’s what they say.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 5
Elijah “Smoke” Moore (Sinners)
Zuko (ATLA: Movie)
Come on people vote for smoke. I’m not above bribery
toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.
He’s had a rough day…
I headcanon that one time Shane and Ilya watched the Lego Batman movie with Hayden kids and just spent the whole movie having traumatic flashbacks to their horrid situationship.
I think that if Shane and Hayden were like normal people instead of hockey players they would have done the queer friendship (Hayden is bisexual he doesn’t know it but he is) thing where they date each other for a month before being like “oh I’ve mistaken close friendship with my one queer friend for romance”
While on the other side of the spectrum Ilya and Marleau have that inherent homoeroticism native to all “straight” male friendships.
Ilya is also incapable of being normal about their literally two second long relationship when he finds out. Not even in a jealousy way, like obviously there’s jealousy there, but he mostly uses it as a way to dunk on Hayden in more ways. He needs to know exactly what he’s better than Hayden at in a relationship sense and he needs to obnoxiously inform Hayden of this at every given opportunity.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
Don’t get me wrong I love Jackie and Hayden and love Jackie more than anything but I think an fic au where Jackie doesn’t exist or her and Hayden didn’t meet or whatever, where instead instead Hayden and Marlow are living Heated Sidekick Rivalry simultaneously to Ilya and Shane would be so fucking funny. And both pairs are absolutely horrible at hiding their relationships but like they don’t notice because they’re all so focused on hiding their own relationship.
Again not really a ship more like a comedy thing. But yknow whatever.
Omega verse enjoyers I have a lot of questions:
(No hate to those who partake in omega verse I just spent to much time thinking about it logistically)
Are omega male babies smaller than ones born by someone that’s female (any secondary gender)? as while their are animals that give birth with basically ‘male anatomy’ (like hyenas) there babies are smaller in comparison to them than a human baby
In real life humans lack the organ that lets you smell pheromones so I assume in the omegaverse they have this organ….but like betas can’t smell hormones….so is the organ only working if you are the correct secondary gender or what?? Or are you born with or without one like a uterus??
What is the hormone cycle for an omega male because they all are male so they would have the daily hormone cycle of a regular human male but would they have a separate one similar to a female hormone cycle because like they have a uterus and eggs and shit. (And before your ask yes they absolutely have the hormone cycle of a regular human because according to many a fanfics you don’t present as an alpha omega etc until about your late teens meaning you’d already have gone through regular human puberty)
On that note is it the same for a female alpha??? Hormone cycle wise I mean.
if say an alpha female got her omega male partner pregnant but he also got her pregnant at the same time would the babies be twins?? Would they have a word for this is omega land???
Given that on average most females are born with a uterus I don’t assume it’s different for omega males. So is there like a separate chromosome controlling all that shit. Because there would have to be right???
Also also there are no ass babies. ITS NOT A FUCKING REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN. WHY WOULD IT BE CONNECTED TO THE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM. HUMANS DONT HAVE A FUCKING CLOACA.
Actually upon further thought…..I believe that omega males might have what is essentially a cloaca. Perhaps they should start laying eggs.
It may be dangerous to take photos in high ground areas.
gojo satoru is a sort of lestat to me
Yknow I’m something of a lestat myself —Gojo
Wrote a fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78067366
It’s a haikyuu heated rivalry crossover fic. It’s kinda funny idk
(Sakuatsu and hollonov)
Wrote a chapter two
Wrote a fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78067366
It’s a haikyuu heated rivalry crossover fic. It’s kinda funny idk
(Sakuatsu and hollonov)
I only have sexual chemistry with women who hate me or men who are muppets. Maybe I should expand my horizens. Maybe I should become a contestant of the hit dating show Love Is Blind
When are they gonna make a tv show about two clowns who are gay & having an affair that they have to keep secret because of the homophobia in the clown industry & they have explicit gay clown sex on screen
this has probably been done before but idc here's my rendition...
Random bullshit, go!
god i love deidara. i made this like 4 eps into shippuden [jan 2023]
