Help I like genshin

I make headcanons for everything BUT main characters multi-fandom memes here 🤭🤭

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if the "Complaint" links are not visible for you:

Option 1: try the DuckDuckGo search engine instead (bonus: dedicated to privacy! doesn't track your data!)

Option 2: go directly to LumenDatabase.org (the website that collects the complaints--and therefore the removed links) and search for the title you want. look for results titled "DMCA (Copyright) Complaint to Google" featuring the media you're looking for. Proceed to Step 3 (above).

[awkwardinnocent]

personally, i'm a huge fan of r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH. they keep their links up to date and they also rank them, basically. they also have all kinds of little pages explaining how to safely pirate shit.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

^^^^what they said. I'm surprised people are still reblogging this post now that google's flushed itself down the toilet. so here is your

2026 UPDATE:

just go to r/FreeMediaHeckYeah and r/Piracy. it's easier, more reliable, and will take care of all your piracy needs!

[optimistic-demon-slayer]

Genshin Impact Characters as Wal-Mart Employees

I recently started working at wal-mart and have been here almost 2 weeks. Already seen SO MUCH and its hilarious. Thought that some of the actions of my nutz co-workers have done give of ENERGY.

Yes this includes things Ive done too

Bennett

CARDBOARD CUTS

heard of paper cuts? He's gotten so many carboard cuts from opening packages to stock the shelves.

Accidentally tripped over a pallet and fell onto a cart that rolled away

Which resulted in him laying face down on the concrete

Put a box of vinegar he thought it was oil onto a cart, turned around to grab another box and-

SMASH the sound of glass shattering

When i say he JUMPED from fright before turning around to see the box on the ground

PUMPING OUT VINEGAR ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR

He stood there in SHOCK

Ended up mopping the ground

There is a huge stain in the concrete

Has accidentally cut open rice bags when opening packages with a box cutter

Razor

Has repeatedly last his name tag

Can't count in his head FOR HIS LIFE which results in him tapping every item to count it

Straight up has ran into people REPEATEDLY

Learned where the bread crumbs are on his first day after SEARCHING FOR 10 STRAIGHT MINUTES

Keeps forgetting what is in what isle and has to search it on his price checker

[optimistic-demon-slayer]

Headcanons for walmart employee genshin impact coming soon

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

ok i'll bite. *just starts fucking biting you*

[naofumiisbabey]

Naofumi: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

[mmmairon]

aha oops! my hand slipped into making something self indulgent again !!! my bad !!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’ve decided the new gender neutral form of Ms/Mr is just THE

[optimistic-demon-slayer]

THEE will now be refered as THOU/THE, thank you

[ddarker-dreams]

i made something stupid .

aka how i categorize the Big Three reader/darlings from my stories…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have exactly 4 opinions on perfume, who wants to hear them

[dracomysthical]

Hell yeah go off

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thank you ❤️

perfume is gender neutral

more perfume should smell like flowers and citrus and fun crap like that. also more novelty scents. if I want to smell like a freshly opened can of Play-Doh that’s my business.

people need to be careful not to wear too much, especially in classrooms & workplaces & on public transport. it’s an allergy issue.

perfume bottles should ridiculously, absurdly, ludicrously ornate again. if it doesn’t glow in the dark or at least have filigree & one those squeezy things, it shouldn’t be legally marketed as a luxury item

[optimistic-demon-slayer]

I

REblog

ONE FEKIN 'OBEY ME' MEME

and suddenly Lucifer being PEGGED IS ON MY FEED WHAT THE FEK IS THIS

I signED UP FOR SELF-DEPRICATING MEMES

nOt

NSFW obey me pegging fan fics T T

[0beyme]

From 1 to 8, how is your psychological state now?

[optimistic-demon-slayer]

Number [4] & [5]

[dracogotgame]

So, India is dying.

Look, I know a good number of you are from the US and things aren't amazing there either, but my country is literally on the brink of collapse. So I'd love it if we could talk about that for a minute.

If you can't do anything else, please just read and reblog.

A second COVID wave has taken out the healthcare system. There are no more hospital beds. There's an oxygen shortage. There's a critical vaccine shortage. The Central Government has thrown its hands up and is passing the baton to the State Governments to do what they can.

There are over 16 million covid cases. A record 330,000 new cases reported yesterday - comparable to the US at its peak. 187,000 dead as of today.

There is no plan.

Mass cremations are taking place. The cremation grounds are running day and night and they are short on wood. People are watching their loved ones die while waiting for a hospital bed, and then they're unable to give them the proper burial rights.

Hospitals are overwhelmed. Patients are being confined, two to a bed. They're the lucky ones.

We are on the verge of people dying in the streets.

This is the second-most populous country in the world. The largest democracy. A country that encapsulates over 15,000 years of recorded human history and has endured everything from famine to invasion to colonisation.

We might be at the end. This might be the thing that does us in.

People are dying.

People are dying.

People are dying and there is no plan.

More good news? Variants are popping up. A double mutation strain has shown up. It is resistant to current vaccines. This will not go away. This is the devastation they warned of when the anti-maskers were out protesting the minor inconvenience of covering their face in public.

My country is on the verge of an emergency state. Our government has failed us. This is as dire a situation as it ever could be.

Look. I don't do much with my life. I write fics, some of you have read them and that's pretty much it. I spend my days with my head in the clouds because that's where I like to be.

But two days ago, my grandmother tested positive, had to be taken to hospital and the ambulance caught fire.

She barely made it to the urgent care she needs.

So, here I am, using whatever meager platform I have to cobble this request together. Because I have to do something.

If you can, donate.

Or spread the word.

Help. Please.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

[itsawasabee]

Albedo: I didn’t steal anything!

Aether: doubt.jpg

[albaedhoe]

the wine, traveller.

give it to me.

[lottiechaos]

[stay-close]

“If you hear a voice within you say ‘you cannot paint,’ then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.”

— Vincent van Gogh (via perfeqt)

[optimistic-demon-slayer]

Paint paint that muthafuckan voice away m8