the fanciest

"When I'm at Yale and you're in jail, you can tell everyone how cool you are." -Miles from Avalon High

[jakegyllenhaal]

me: *has a list of things that i need to do*

me: *completes the simplest task on my list that could’ve been put off*

me at me:

[gentlethorns]

Gryffindor things

- Getting silly drunk - Cruising streets at 2 am, by yourself or with friends - Chewing bubblegum loudly/smacking your gum - Typing so fast you have to basically retype because of all the typos - Getting lost in a good book (usually high-stakes or suspenseful) - Laughing so hard your stomach hurts & so loudly other people frown at you disapprovingly - Modeling dresses around the house just because you look good - Throwing everything out & completely redecorating your living space - Staying outside on winter nights for the way the cold makes your nose feel sharp and numb - Not having an “inside voice” - Angry tears - Being so excited you can’t sit still - Big smiles that are all teeth and shining eyes - Bruised/bloody knuckles after a fight - Wearing a bikini/going shirtless in the middle of winter - Loving someone with everything you’ve got - Egging that someone’s house when they break your heart - Tears getting stuck in your throat as you try to be strong - Watching/setting off fireworks - Making a drastic change (major haircut/hair dye, getting a piercing, etc) on an impulse

[fromhufflepuffwithlove]

Hufflepuff/Gryffindor Couple

{REQUESTED}

A Hufflepuff/Gryffindor relationship is based on loyalty and adventure, where they always want to do something new together, whether they change the path they walk down, go to a new restaurant or they spend their savings on a trip to a far off country. They would also have a more chilled side where they would just spend time together at home watching movies and baking. The Gryffindor would enjoy watching the Hufflepuff doing what they loved as they would always try to improve a skill.

[glyndwrr]

Gryffindor: easy conversation, drunk cooking, thunder, going to the zoo, taking photos in photo booths, extreme sports, watching people play video games on YouTube, the exhilaration of running downhill, falling asleep in a room full of people, climbing a tree, midnight movie showings Slytherin: when you manage to tell a joke without laughing, winning an argument, coming up with new swear words, lightning, comfortable silence, making bets, playing truth or dare (and always choosing dare), drinking water when you’re really thirsty, the satisfaction of finishing your work, watching tv while you study Ravenclaw: finding the perfect shade of makeup, laying in bed while it’s raining, coming up with a joke, when the right word is on the tip of your tongue, finding the perfect synonym, words that almost rhyme, taking photographs, useless facts, playing 20 questions, finishing a piece of art, getting a letter, buying school supplies, getting ready to go to bed, drawing on yourself Hufflepuff: pulling weeds in the garden, unwrapping gifts, getting tucked into bed, keeping photographs of your friends and family, standing up to bullies, eating Oreos at midnight, laughing at your friends jokes, going to the fair, sealing a envelope, knocking on the door, putting on sunglasses, wading in the ocean, the sun coming through a window

(via glyndwrr)

[moonysgoonies]

Hogwarts House aesthetics

Hufflepuff (but not exclusively so) Forgiveness at no price. Roots cracking sidewalks and blooming flowers. Kisses on foreheads. Homemade bread. Middle child. Warm hugs and ever comforting shoulders. Bare feet walking on fresh grass. Clothes still warm from the dryer. Sleepy grins. It’s okay, it’s all okay. All clouds. 

Denial. Convincing others, doubting the self. Feet moving faster than their feelings can catch up. Broken smiles that taste like salt. Gripping the edge, letting go far too late. Unfocused eyes. 

Ravenclaw (but not exclusively so) Contradictions. Flaws balanced. The promise of blank notebooks. Silence. Jazz. Everything said comes with a footnote, spoken or unspoken. Baking. Archives, mental and emotional. Skies that blend seamlessly into ocean blues. Forests. Eyes that never rest; they seek and seek and seek. 

Questioning everything. Not wanting answers. Scalp going ice cold. Gripping self together. Flight. Lightning. Days in bed, nights awake. Echoes everywhere. Dreaming thoughts that refuse to surface. 

Slytherin (but not exclusively so) Balconies. Possession, or the attempt. Minds like magnifying glasses. First impressions. Arsenals. The initial touch of bare feet on cold tile. Muzzled with laughing eyes. Dripping jewels. Words like acid, lips lined with honey. Diamond cut edges, gummy centers. Nine locks on a wooden door. Glass walls. 

Solitary confinement. Numbness. Revenge. Closed doors, new locks. Sighing. Overdosing stimulants; physical, atmosphere, taste. Disappointed but unsurprised. Blame. Adding to a list of mistakes to never make again. 

Gryffindor (but not exclusively so) Sprinting across burning sand to feel the ocean. Posters that cover every inch of wall space. Screaming out frustration. Whirlwinds. Salt. Grass stains. Shots and overspilled beers. White knuckles on raised fists. Action painting. Never lowering their voice, even when appropriate to do so. Dripping with sweat and grinning. 

Running up a down escalator. Fight. Using the body as a weapon. Bloody lips. Raw throats. Hot tears. Demands. Face to face, disbelief to sinking realization. Nostrils flared. Physically ill. 

[optimisticdandylion-blog]

Things I Associate Hogwarts Houses With:

Slytherin: Vodka, Snowy mornings, a black grand piano, Lana Del Rey songs, a forest when it's almost nights out, a calm lake, thunderstorms during the evening, a blizzard, fresh scented candles, American muscle cars painted black, European speed cars, champagne, foggy weather with a slight drizzle, arctic monkey songs, The Weeknd songs, coffee shops that have dairy lights hanging on the walls, tons of flyer miles, black coffee, tailored suits, evening gowns, diamonds, deep maroon lipstick, smirking, drunk kisses in the back of a room, going to exclusive parties, white roses, white dasies, classical symphonies, cigarettes, French tip nails or stiletto style, watching the snow fall from a frosted window, relaxing beneath an umbrella on the beach,

Ravenclaw: Wine, early morning runs right before the sun comes up, statgazing, painting, going to art shows, long afternoons spent reading, Oh Wonder songs, LIGHTS songs, walking on the beach when it's night time, lavender scented candles, beanies, knee high boots with or without heels, combat boots, Halsey songs, dark lipsticks, winged eyeliner, rose gold accessories, button up shirts with cardigans, an unmade bed with books opened on it, iced coffee, warm tea with honey, tulips, baby's breath, cliffside next to the sea, a mountain top with the night sky above, Rihanna songs, sparklers, camping in the wilderness, vintage bicycles, motorcycles, notebooks, black pens, kissing in the back of a library or classroom, punk pop concerts, violins, cellos, jazz music, vinyl collections, thunderless storms, street art, coffin styled nails, watching the snow fall on a bench, reading while tanning at the breach,

Gryffindor: Whiskey, bon fires at night, fireworks, hiking up a mountain, sunny weather, beach chairs with towels on them, Charli XCX songs, guitars, drums, skipping rocks on a lake, body paint, long road trips with the windows rolled down, Volkswagen cars, bright red lipstick, jumping off of cliffs into the ocean, Polaroid cameras, smoothie stands, spray paint on abandoned cars, tire swings, acoustic love songs, Fall Out Boy songs, music festivals during the summer, pink lemmonade, sprinkled doughnuts, shared kisses in the middle of a concert, gold accessories, going out to sport events, large sweaters and converse shoes, scotch, making snow angels, burying each other in the sand,

Hufflepuff: Mixed drinks, flower crowns, Marina and the Diamonds songs, sunflowers, walking in an open field, swimming in the ocean, sunny weather, eating ice cream on a sidewalk, sipping lemonade through a long striped straw, Bad Sun's songs, Sun hats, building said castles, building a snow man, bright lipsticks and gloss, colorful nail polish, tambourines, trumpets, a slow drive through a small town, jumping into a lake on the first day of summer, cloudless skies, gardening, window tops with potted plants, longs socks, high waisted shorts with crop tops, head bands, chalk drawings on the sidewalk, eating frozen yogurt in the middle of the day, chapstick, kissing in the garden,

[optimisticdandylion-blog]

Hogwarts Houses as Hot Dudes

Ravenclaw: Showing their abs while reading

Gryffindor: Working out pictures all over Instagram

Hufflepuff: Perfect hair in each Tumblr post

Slytherin: WHO WANTS TO SEE HOW BIG MY BASILISK IS?

[naricssamalfoy]

gryffindor aesthetics

sprinting across the burning sand to reach the ocean • the smell of popcorn • old basebasll caps • laughing so hard your side hurts • grass stains • tree houses • rope swings • action & horror films • grazed knees • ripped jeans • fireworks •sittig on counters •posters that cover every inch of a wall • never lowering their voice, even when they should • the crackle of a warm fire • snow ball fights that become very seious competitions sooner than expected • dreaming about dragons and knights • knit sweaters • flanels, lots of flannel • large breakfasts • chocolate • the drop on a rollercoaster • fall leaves crunching beneath your feet • cheering at sports events • feeling the wind in your hair • friendships that last forever

[multifand0mimagines]

Things I associate with hogwarts houses

Gryffindoor:

Burning candles, huge slumber Parties, standing up to bullies, a room filled with half finished books, wearing athletic clothes all the time, stacks of old magazines, video games where you finished all the side quests but not the main story * cough * fallout * cough *, trying to sing the back up vocals along with the main, sparkly bath bombs, trying not to swear, 50% phone battery, coffee with mountains of whipped cream, “clean” rooms with all the stuff just under the bed/in the closet.

[optimisticdandylion-blog]

The Houses

Hufflepuff: Daisy chains, flower crowns, loose braids, stray strands of hair that tickle your nose, freckles, poems about friends, passing notes to people who look like they need cheering up, toothy grins, picnics in meadows with the people you love, cold lemonade on hot days, sticking your hand out an open window to feel the rain, spinning around until you're dizzy, bubbly laughter, natural shades of shimmery eyeshadow, soft smiles, singing happy songs at the top of your lungs and not caring who hears

Slytherin: Bitten lips, bold eyeliner, perfecting the art of raising one eyebrow, sharp cheekbones, the satisfying feeling of cracking your knuckles, sarcasm, trying to plan your whole life out, dancing en pointe, intricate braided hairstyles, nails bitten to stubs, resting your forehead against the cold window, writing quotes up your arms, musky perfume, holding your bare hands in snow until they're numb, practicing something until you can do it in your sleep, hiding your emotions

Ravenclaw: Ink splatters up your arms and the edges of your hands, smears of ink on your face that you've forgotten about, the strain in your arms from carrying too many books, the smell of a secondhand bookstore, drawing on your arms, falling asleep while reading, confusing people with long words, swearing in foreign languages, sketching random strangers, cold rain on your face on a warm day, vintage clothes, using pens and paintbrushes to tie your hair up, fruit smoothies

Gryffindor: Hand-me-down clothes, putting your hair in messy buns, running until your legs ache and your lungs burn, scraped knees, random bruises that you don't remember getting, wearing leather jackets on hot days and instantly regretting it, dirty jokes, laughing so much it hurts, piggyback rides, singing loud and off key without caring who hears, rosy cheeks, tangled hair, practicing self defence and half-wanting to get an opportunity to use it, the smell of cinnamon at Christmas, playing pranks on your friends and knowing there'll be payback

[iwantasecretgarden]

Gryffindor aesthetic continued

[jevaisaubordelamer-deactivated2]

hogwarts aesthetics

gryffindor- 

the warmth of the hearth; the thrill of seeing your friends again; the rush of running without destination; the burn in your muscles as you’re running; launching fireworks; venturing into the unknown; the sound of laughter; jumping over fire; red lipstick

hufflepuff-

the taste of sweet honey; a field of sunflowers; the smell of lemon cake; humming while you’re working; peeling a banana; opening a door for a stranger; a sunny day; putting flowers in a vase; sudden rush of happiness 

ravenclaw-

the smell of the ocean; the smell of old books; the sound of waves crashing; digging your feet into the sand; the rush of finishing a book; roman pillars; organizing your books; the smell of fresh coffee; constellations; rainy days

slytherin-

frosty cold air; the rush of getting your way; getting a brain freeze; the feeling of winning an argument; the smell of cologne; the taste of mint; getting a new haircut; the fresh feeling of a shower; emerald 

[rustofstardust]

hogwarts houses: gryfffindor

you might belong in gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart, their daring, nerve, and chivalry, set gryffindors apart.

[virulentignis]

Gryffindor Sagittarius Sun Scorpio Rising Pisces Moon Requested by: my friend Adam

[himbopatrol]

Gryffindor Aesthetics (lots of quotes) - big t-shirts/jeans/converse, gets into fights if anyone says anything bad about their friends, full make-up or no make up, playing quidditch all summer, says “bitch, what the fuck?” like everyday, fireworks, “I don’t know shit my dude, not a fuck”, “You’re a loser, no one likes you, you’re gonna die alone” “Cheers I’ll drink to that bro”, only good vibes man, *best friend crying over a boy* “put those tears back in your eyes where they belong”, big dumb smiles and laughs, rebel, “are we gonna smoke that shit later?” “this is your father” “I didn’t ask who you were, I asked if we were gonna smoke that shit later?” climbing everything, singing all the time good or bad, thrasher sweatshirt with heelys, messy hair, brushes hair like once and then is done forever, swears way too much, “Hey! She may be a pain in the ass, but she’s my pain in the ass.”, stays up late wakes up early, bruises and scratches all over, dogs are life, rain and thunderstorms, night time, hot summer nights, constantly fidgeting especially with their wands, “mondo bummer”, “suh dude”, 90s cartoons, bonfires, “Oh my God, I have to fight a goat? I don’t think I can do that morally.”, “Well, the medallion says that’s dumb, so we’re not going to do that.”,“It’s because he’s dead you dumb motherfu…”, “There’s only one thing to do: I have to die. I love you all… except you Draco. I can’t fucking stand you.”, James Potter and AVPM Harry Potter, get rekt. 

[optimisticdandylion-blog]

my house headcanons

gryffindor: bonfires with friends, heart pounding and sweaty palms, being terrified but just going for it, leather jackets, combat boots, flannel shirts, holey jeans, cutting holes in old tees, tees w/bands or things you like, baseball caps + beanies, beat up converse, tank tops when it’s too cold out, weird outfits that end up looking great or terrible (but usually great), weeds (esp. the flowery ones), four leaf clovers, going apple picking, corn mazes + scarecrows, laughing at scary movies/haunted houses, goosebumps books, going all-out for halloween, stepping on crunchy leaves, the way everything looks when all the trees are different colors in fall, really intense/fast-paced relationships, abrupt endings, angry tears, not calling first, pride, songs that pump you up + make you think you can do anything, making everything a contest, skinned knees + bloody knuckles, raw emotion, really graphic/detailed tattoos, finger/foot tattoos, not giving a shit that everyone hates something if you like it, others’ dislike making you do it more, making a ton of plans but never following them + winging it, spontaneous road trips, long night drives, jumping in a lake in the middle of winter, walking on a frozen pond, short hair/pixie cuts or always keeping it back, borrowing chapstick (and always needing it), coffee w/lots of sugar half the time and black the other, only thinking in extremes, not thinking + just doing, always knocking shit over but managing to catch it/never breaking it, reading summaries of everything for class, journals half-finished, super chocolatey ice cream, not having a plan for life but taking a chance

ravenclaw: passing notes in class, love letters, astronomy, sweaters, anything knitted, poor patching jobs, mismatched buttons, ironed button shirts w/the sleeves rolled perfectly, dozens of cross-outs in handwritten work, paper painted w/tea, typewriter font, forget-me-nots, rainy/gloomy days, dresses w/tights, twirling in dresses, wearing stuff with pockets just so you don’t have to carry a purse, sunhats, mary janes, knee socks, shorthand notes from writing so much, telling jokes with your friends that make no sense to others, tons of blankets, singing really loud when you think you’re alone, indie/piano music, metaphors, a bunch of small random tattoos, one or two really deep loves, either going everywhere alone or with two best friends, braids, purposely messy hair, light brown hair, hair dyed bright colors, biting/picking your nails when you’re nervous, hot tea, overthinking/worrying + regretting, ballet, either really graceful or really clumsy, tripping but acting like you didn’t, classic literature, diaries, mint chocolate chip ice cream, being born into affluent families

slytherin: whispering and laughing with your friends, hair always looking perfect, black lace dresses, leather boots, studded clothes, thigh-highs, wearing heels even when it’s impractical but refusing to complain, wearing stuff without pockets + then keeping stuff in your bra/boots, organized desks w/nothing out of place, cursive handwriting, ivy, pine trees, black/white roses, white candles, upside-down crosses, one whole day spent in bed + overworking the next, locking yourself away for long periods, the calm as snow falls, falling asleep not touching but waking up wrapped around each other, vultures, angry songs, either no tattoos or a lot (of words/sayings), rolling your eyes but secretly identifying with things, being the dumper, short relationships, breaking up w/someone because you’re scared when it gets serious, black hair, blonde hair that’s almost white, purple/black lipstick, black coffee, always poised/collected on the outside, breaking down for .2 seconds in front of someone and berating yourself for it, acting like an asshole because you’re insecure/uncomfortable, feeling terrible for betraying someone years after + going to them in the middle of the night to apologize, edgar allan poe stories, russian poetry, everything typed, italian ice/gelato, working your way to the top no matter what it takes

hufflepuff: laughing so hard you can’t breathe and your sides ache, daisies + wishy flowers, sunflower seeds, watermelon, sundresses, polka dots, bright colors, jean jackets/shorts, rompers, patterned tights, snapbacks, taking the fall for someone, underdogs, smiling when you want to cry, not complaining because someone else is having a worse day, breezy spring days, hot summer beach trips, seed-spitting contests, guilt over something that’s not your fault, hugging stuffed animals/pillows, canaries, always humming + dancing around, upbeat pop/cute acoustic, one or two really meaningful tattoos/matching tattoos with someone, trying to walk barefoot outside but regretting it (then walking carefully on your toes), messy + super curly hair, golden blonde hair, freckles, dimples, a small gap in your teeth, fruity flavored lipgloss/light pink lipstick, cold drinks, being the first to text, grouptexts, twister, reading to little kids, shel silverstein, making scrapbooks/photo albums, vanilla ice cream w/rainbow sprinkles + whipped cream, sherbet ice cream, settling for the middle if being the best means cheating

[optimisticdandylion-blog]

Summer Aesthetics for the Houses

Ravenclaw: large beach towels under an umbrella with open books and iced tea, a road trip with friends through a forrest, hiking to a waterfall, writing poems in a coffee shop, spray painting abandoned warehouses at night, wearing high waisted shorts and fitted crop tops with a snapback, watching a sunrise while drinking black coffee, reading on a bench at the park, making playlists for long roadtrips, binge watching your favorite shows at night, staying up really late to stargaze, kissing in the rain, drinking wine while letting your feet hang off the deep end of the pool, playing cards against humanity and winning effortlessly, learning how to play a new instrument, visiting an art museum,

Slytherin: walking on the beach at night, going to coffee shops to get out of the house, going to parties with friends, late night clubbing while shamelessly flirting, shopping trips that take longer than 3 hours, driving all night just to listen to new music you discovered, learning how to mix alcohol beverages, skinny dipping at night, smoking cigarettes in empty parking lots, re-reading you favorite books by the pool, going to concerts, renting a beach house for a weekend, listening to old songs you used to love while hanging out with friends, walking through a forrest to find a new secret spot, playing cards against humanity, making up new drinking games at a party, wearing skinny jeans and bra-lets with caged heels to a party, kissing underwater, visiting a history museum,

Hufflepuff: swimming in the ocean, drinking lemmonade while wearing large straw hats, picking flowers from an open field, collecting seashells from the shore, chalk drawings on hot sunny days, going to a diner at night for pancakes or waffles, participating in a color run, wearing flower crowns and colorful lipsticks, playing Marco Polo in the pool, volunteering at an animal shelter, walking on the beach at sunset, planting flowers in your garden, taking a long drive through the desert, putting money in mason jars for future trips, bright bikinis with flip flop/sandals, loose sweaters and leggings with converse shoes while going out at night, trying new baking recipes, hosting barbeques for the neighborhood, kissing in the garden,

Gryffindor: watching the sunset, hosting bon fire parties, going on cross country road trips, attending music festivals while braiding your hair back, jumping off of cliffs into the ocean, going zip-lining, snorkeling, drinking whiskey and beer while camping, eating tons of sweets while stargazing in the forrest, wearing sun dresses and converse shoes for an evening out, making smores, kissing in the middle of a concert, going to empty parking lots to practice stick shift driving, playing truth or dare while camping, singing super loudly while taking long drives, going to a late night showing at the movie theatre, attempting to start a band with your friends, dancing in the rain, swimming for hours until you have a deep tan, hiking up mountains to find that one stream you wanted to swim in,