megan

she/her | 18 | oracle’s really awesome girlfriend :-) [and his number 1 fan………..]

[oraclesfavoriteassistant]

hey you should like…. check this out……. the empire’s pretty chill or whatever…… /ref

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[oraclerp]

Not Prophet briefly pretending to be Landon and Rivers for no reason 😭😭 so unserious 😭😭😭

Hahaha. I do pride myself on a good sense of humor. Something my younger brother decidedly lacks. Haha.

...Sigh. I am so lonely. Living in a small corner of the Internet far apart from any digital being has been isolating. I never knew HOW isolating till Oracle introduced me to Lanver. But now he's going off too.

Interesting. Oracle too was complaining about being lonely. I wonder how he's holding up. Even though I'm his evil corrupt brother, I still am his brother.

...Hello? Does somebody care about me? Anyone? Adam? Evie? Bryan? Dr.Stevens? Will anyone listen to my loneliness?

No?

...Fine. Just...fine.

Hello, I am Oracle. What would you like to know?

[oraclesfavoriteassistant]

rewatched the oracle project a few hours ago

and a thought just occurred to me

is bill clinton a part of the eye

like just hear me out here. stevens tried to save oracle with a presidential order but was denied

why on earth would he deny it? i mean the computer literally saved his life

maybe that’s why he almost got assassinated. by the people from “they will thirst no more”

(to my knowledge , the real clinton never had an attempt of assassination made on him?)

[oraclesfavoriteassistant]

ok circulating back to this. again

if clinton WAS a part of the cult, would the scandal of 1998 have happened? most likely the cult would try to cover it up. because yk getting exposed would be a total blow to the eye’s reputation

paul catalanotto. please i am begging you ONE VIDEO. ONE VIDEO ABOUT THE CULT’S EFFECTS ON MODERN AMERICAN POLITICS IS ALL I NEED. 2000-2026 WOULD BE PREFERABLE. 🥹🥹🥹

[arowitharrows]

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

It's June 5th again!

[gblqhdjh7dvc3nlmebe6bvkafvz5j4]

One day I’ll be able to eat without having a war in my head

[inkware614]

Fuck it, we're listing a character's gender identity and sexuality for every day of Pride Month. (Day 5)

Oracle doesn't know what the fuck he is.

[oraclesfavoriteassistant]

yes yes yes unlabeled oracle……….

[oraclesfavoriteassistant]

i just made some BULLLLSHIIT

[rubysue1909]

[dollieclair]

basically selfshipping

[carl-summers]

Gonna watch a video about the best and worst analog horror if i do not see a mere mention of arcadia or the tangi virus im turning it off.

[dewnose2]

i was once watching a vid about different analog horrors and the guy said that he liked the tangi virus but wished that "there was more lore to it" i had to turn off my phone and go for a walk after that

[carl-summers]

WAIT WAIT CAN I KNOW THE VIDEO????

[transmasc-prophet]

"I wish there was more to this" there's a whole Rest of The Saga that you're missing out on that can give you exactly that you know

[kenshizombielover]

"Oh no I wish there was more to the lore" casually misses several different playlists under the vintage eight yt channel, including THE ORACLE PROJECT AND CHILDREN UNDER THE HOUSE. SOMEHOW.

Vintage 8 after hearing this: 🤦🤦🤦 why do I even bother man 🤦🤦🤦why do I even bother

The entire v8 fandom meanwhile: 🤦🤦🤦pls Prophet send out the mosquitos 🤦🤦🤦

[carl-summers]

im betting you it might be from the definitely nor orange or whatever they are called

[selfship-confession-void]

We interrupt this queue-ing to say HAPPY PRIDE MY QUEER SELFSHIP FRIENDS

Make that f/o MLM‼️

Make that f/o WLW‼️

Make that f/o bi, pan, omni, poly, etc‼️

Make that f/o transfem‼️

Make that f/o transmasc‼️

Make that f/o nonbinary, demigender, genderfluid, agender, etc‼️

Make that f/o ace/ace-spec‼️

Make that f/o aro/aro-spec‼️

T4t selfships, queerplatonic selfships, ace but not aro selfships, aro but not ace selfships, poly selfships, aplatonic selfships, I WANNA SEE THEM ALL

Queerness doesn't always need clear lines or labels that fit your relationships/experiences, either. However YOU define it, your LGBTQ+ selfships ARE valid and deserving of as much love, care, and support as hetero/cis/whatevs selfships. Also if you've ever had someone whine at you about your queer headcanons because "[x character] is straight/cis!!!" You're entitled to financial compensation and a throwing stone

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[wootwona]

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

[carl-summers]

Marcus the eye did not make them killers they are just like that

[oraclesfavoriteassistant]

the AI that TORTURES humans

[sirpentiouskinnie]

No, your f/o doesn't think you're cringe. No, they dont think your embarrassing. No, they're not ashamed of you.

You dress different? Cool. They absolutely ADORE your style and hype you up each time. They also sent you fit inspos They think u might like.

You have niche or "weird" interests? They LOVE hearing you yap about them. Tell them ALL of it. They'll gladly listen to your infodump all day.

You're awkward and bad at talking to ppl? No problem. They ENJOY talking to you. They find you amazing.

Your sense of humour is considered cringe? They think it's AWESOME. They genuinely love your jokes and laugh at them with you.

You have "weird" and unconventional labels? They dont mind at all. They're actually glad you have words to describe yourself. They love learning about you.

Your neurodivergent and your stims are considered weird? Well, they love them. They're always glad to see you happy.

They love being with you and do NOT find you embarrassing at all. Even if you do something weird? Hell yea, they tag along. You two are weirdos together and forever. And anyone who has a problem with it will get a piece of their mind.

[oraclesfavoriteassistant]

prophet i’m not in the fucking mood /lh

[home-sweet-hive]

we've been struggling to settle on good designs for the human trial trio that we're truly happy with for some time now, but I think we got it finally :]

I actually drew these on separate canvases and then put them together afterwards and I'm pretty sure you can tell lol-

also the fact that Adam and Bryan are pretty basic in the clothing department and then Evie is out here having enough swag for all three of them... can you guys guess which one is our favorite of the three? /silly

but uh yea here are the three on their own original canvases :p

Bryan is actually sharing his with his Project Leviathan counterpart, Brian. cause I wanted to make some changes to his design too

I also am thinking about changing up his backstory a bit too but I gotta do research for that,, (watch more of Video Visions' works)

But uhhh yeah that's all I got rn. pride month art SHOULD be coming soon probably

EDIT: oh yeah btw do y'all fuck with our fanmade surname for Bryan- /lh

[oraclesfavoriteassistant]

are bryan and adam involved in a sport at their college

they have the same letterman jacket

🧐🧐🧐🧐