Cosimo Galluzzi
art blog(derogatory)
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Acquired Stardust
cherry valley forever
pixel skylines
Jules of Nature
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Origami Around
wallacepolsom
oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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AnasAbdin
will byers stan first human second
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.
izzy's playlists!
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@orangecatcreature
Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as
- sneezed wrong
- turned your neck a little too fast
- slept weird
- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual
- breathed
- failed to breathe properly
- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time
- looked too hard at something too far away
- knees
never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?
Live yo life without amazing digital purpose
first year in fandom: omg i love these characters.... and the story's so well written.... so much cool fanart and fic, i think i'm going to write some of my own
eleventh year in fandom: au where the character is a little jingle bell for sale on ebay for 8.99
the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods
pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it
I don’t normally do this, but I’m adding a description because this is gold. I highly encourage you to unmute anyway if you can.
Cameraperson: Okay, we’re checking out “moods” in the hotel. You can select from a list. We’re picking Flowers. Here’s the Flower mood.
TV displays pink carnations, accompanied by Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
Cameraperson (laughing): Okay, let’s check out something else. Let’s check out Pyramids.
TV displays an Egyptian mural, also accompanied by Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
Both people begin laughing out loud.
Cameraperson: That sure suites the pyramids. Let’s check out Cities.
TV displays a city nightscape, also accompanied by Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
Cameraperson: Okay, let’s check out Wildlife. It’s gonna be a forest, or a – Aaah, okay!
TV displays a clearly photoshopped image of a duckling half in and half out of an eggshell, wearing it like a barrel in a slapstick comedy cartoon, accompanied by Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
i just onomatopeed on the floor
Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"
Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"
Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!
dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you
may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down
What did he do to deserve this
punished by the council
FOOLS!!!! YOU ARE ALL NOTHING BENEATH THE MIGHTY POWER OF MY JPEG ARTIFACT
u/Fine-Dog-9874
523.8875
black holes
Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.
I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”
“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”
“And tried to uh…. ….NUTS!”
she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH
Writing tips:
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^
oh dear
save me, rice mixed with some bullshit
