[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[czesca]

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[only-cat-memes]

[fox-reblogs]

@twentytoadstwerkinginatrenchcoat

[vile-things]

[last-picture-show]

René Magritte, The Land of Miracles, 1964

[softwaring]

[teddypng]

John Waters on David Cronenberg (1997)

[targetedknowledge]

[birdsareblooming]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

theyre electric

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

step one: be extremely depressed during covid-19 quarantine

step two: in your diffidence, leave many half-drunk glasses of water around your apartment

step three: your cat, who is stupider than any other mammal on earth, living or dead, starts drinking from your many abandoned water cups

step four: the cat now believes these are for her

step five: years later, you keep a glass of water on your bed side stand. not such a strange sight. however, it is the cat's glass of water. she loves it. she drinks from it, she sleeps beside it on the bed next to your pillow to jealously guard it from harm, she cries when the level gets too low and she can't cram her little head in far enough to reach the water. when overnight guests are there you have to explain that even if they are parched in the night, they don't wanna drink the glass of water, because that is the cat's glass of water.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

you know how easy it was to get this picture? i picked her up, smooched her on her little head, put her down on the bed facing it, and she went "!!!! ooomye glase ofwater🥰" and started slurpin

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i tried to tell her she's famous now. she licked me

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[immloveanime]

Groundwork of Evangelion Vol.3 Art Book

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[lamaison]

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Ally doing something wild while a bunch of people off-camera audibly beg them not to is great

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#they are a PARENT#actually I think that’s gonna make them act even wilder now#bottling up the batshit behaviour to be a good role model and then letting it all out in the studio

THEY'RE FUCKING WHAT??

[wagyusaichi]

Yea, as of August last year Ally's partner gave birth. Here's the photo at the hospital from Ally's instagram

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is such a funny photo.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this could be a photo of anyone at anywhere

[fallenstarworkshop]

Hold up go back. Legal Eagle? Like. Devin Stone Legal Eagle?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes?

Lou wrote erotica about him.