Dork Noir

20 y/o, Australian, Christian, ISFP, in waaaaaaay too many fandoms icon by minis-art :D

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[lumingre]

CAN I JUST SAY THAT @bigfatbreak ‘s FERALNETTE AU WAS THE BEST THING IVE EVER READ I WAS PUNCHING MY PILLOWS RELENTLESSLY TO DUST AND KICKED MY WARDROBE DOOR TILL MY FOOT STARTED TO HURT BECAUSE OF GOOD THAT WAS TO READ SO FAR!!!!

not only is lila the worst human being ever in the history of reality itself but the way that toxicity was represented through chains and thorns and dark tones ahhh!!

the colour composition and how it was used to show different moods and tones to the story was beautiful and moved me sm, i’m stunned and lost for words i can’t express all my opinions in one post because it would break the limit for human comprehension!

the story itself and marinettes personality in this au are amazing and the pain she’s been going though made me burst out crying. it’s safe to say i love this au so very much and i’m thrilled to see what happens next ❤️❤️❤️

the creator of this au is so talented and her drawings are so pretty and detailed super stunning <333

you should totally read it if you haven’t yet! and if you haven’t i hope that didn’t spoil anything for you lol

[beardedmrbean]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[headspace-hotel]

We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning

[moodycow210]

The heavy implication that historical ‘abstract’ poetry that people have been analysing for ages without being able to conclude the meaning could have just been shitpost level in-jokes between poets is sending me.

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[a-titty-ninja]

「フレア」 by Cait | Twitter

๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.

[wuevosama]

This happened when I told a friend you CAN parry Havel but he wouldn’t believe me. So he handed me the controller ITS LIKE HE KNEW I WAS THE ONE IN CONTROL T H E R O C K W A S A F R A I D

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

Havel really fucking sizing you up there he was calculating that shit like

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[avakkins-restored]

ん…おはよぉ～

[3u7]

sue@sue_kun 

[crtter]

IS THAT A FUCKING MANATEE

[crtter]

I mean sure sure zooboomafoo is there too but look at this guy! He has hair!

[mr-elementle]

That’s justin mcelroy

[crtter]

Mr. McElroys, sirs… it’s an honor…

[seizememesofproduction]

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]

[crazy-brazilian]

[screamydreamy]

this is so funny

[kesslersymbolic]

"He gave me my mail and said 'Are you expecting anything from Germany?' and I said 'I might be - we've got friends over there'," said Mr Biggs.

"He said 'Have a look at this letter' - so I had a look and turned it over and our friends' address was on the back of it and on the front it just said England."

Mr Biggs said the card had been sent from a sorting office in Germany close to Gloucester's twin town of Trier and had not been opened.

"I said 'How on earth did you know it was for me?' and he said 'I didn't, I've been wandering around with this', said Mr Biggs.

"My wife and I are absolutely shocked but this puts posties at five or six stars and top of the tree for me this Christmas."

The card, it is believed, may have originally been addressed correctly and so was sent to the right area of England - but with an address label that fell off at some point.

A Royal Mail spokesman said: "Royal Mail's team of 'address detectives' are renowned for their ability to ensure poorly addressed items of mail reach their intended recipients however, even by their standards, this is pretty impressive."

the royal mail detectives are a weird bunch, and like if it was addressed right it would get right but i love the idea they went "well it's from Trier so send it to the twinned town first"

[futureevilscientist]

Terry Pratchett would have loved this

[baronfulmen]

My uncle abused the skills and dedication of the US Postal Service to convey secret information to his family during World War II.  They weren’t allowed to say where they were, and if they put it in the letter it would be physically cut out.  So instead he put it in the address, sending his letter to Dr. Rev. (name of place in Europe) and well, there was only the one Dr. Rev. anything in that town so the letters got to my grandparents just fine.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ratfuck]

[whitepeopletwitter]

It’s things like this that people will never forget

[knowwhatimeme]

[truestoriesaboutme]

Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best of times and that does shit to a person and I’m genuinely afraid the public who has been rooting for her for so long is going to turn on her and even start questioning whether or not it’s good for her to be free of the conservatorship and people are gonna need to remember that the answer to that question is unequivocally yes

[stalker-among-the-stars]

I’m ready for anything. Black Metal Britney Spears, competitive knitting Britney Spears, cave explorer Britney Spears, full-time mom Britney Spears, anything

[skiplo-wave]

Brittany doing everything a la Barbie is perfectly fine

[kvetchcore]

i get y'all’s spirit and I agree that we should support whatever art she makes now that she has the freedom to make what she wants; but i’m pretty sure that’s not the point of the post. perhaps think less “off-beat production that i can consume” and more she is likely going to say something on social media, or in an interview, or a video, that is going to make people uncomfortable. She is going to show symptoms of her trauma and mental illness and people are going to use that as an excuse to demonize her once more. It is incredibly and painfully difficult to resocialize yourself when you have been deeply socially traumatized, and even more so when you have a burning spotlight on you. It’s not “stan this celebrity’s career” it’s “protect mentally ill people from systemic abuse even when their symptoms make you uncomfortable”