[cutecipher]

having a stern talk with Ricky about drinking.

[rickybabyboy]

is a hearty milk cow a new type of vicious tiger?

[rickybabyboy]

finally a real expert

[midnightvrose]

[tooiconic]

both of them are me

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[jace-targaryen]

rhaenyra targaryen ↳ house of the dragon 3.02

[enki2]

[beemovieerotica]

[jooyeonjooyeoff]

Pincushion in the pocket dimension like:

[gremblim]

happy 250th birthday to alfred f jones

audio: WKUK

RIP Trevor Moore

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[weloveshortvideos]

Guillotine vs a spray paint can.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

[iloveyoudie]

ty ian mckellen

[craftykit]

A thought just occured to me

[agaywolf]

Alternatively: 2 wrists (puppy)

[pastel-water-lily]

2nd alternative: Pancake 🩷

[greelin]

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Same

[allthefoolmine]

Reblog if you too do not want to share outside with them.

[milf--adjacent]

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]