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How To Make Your Own Clown Doll ! (A Guide)
Hello good people !!
I have made a few clown dolls before, and someone submitted a question asking if I followed any guide for them or had a guide myself. I sorta made it up as I went for the first doll, but I have learned better methods of doing things since then!
Here is my guide on how to make some dudes for yourself!
You will need:
Fabric for the body - I used an off-white fleece for the torso and limbs for this one, but have previously used a thin off-white sorta cotton fabric, which works better if you want floppier/thinner limbs!
Fabric for the clothes - Use whatever you want, honestly! I used some cool stretchy silver-metallic fabric for mine but have previously used cotton and polyester patterned fabrics !
Polymer clay - I used Sculpey III for this one, but for my previous two I used some other kind of Sculpey that was very very light and airy, which made it hard to sculpt properly without squishing it! If you want to add any detail to the face shape, use some firm polymer clay !
Posca pens (optional) and acrylic paints - Acrylics are used for the base coat on the head. I used the paints for the details too previously, but used posca pens on this one which was much easier to do the face details with! Either works just fine, though : )
Faux fur - for hair! If you want a bald clown or one with just a hat without hair, you don't need this!
Decorative trims and such - I used some pink frilly elastic trim, blue dotted non-elastic trim, white elastic frilly mesh, buttons, a silver bell and some blue velvet ribbon for this guy! You can literally use whatever you want (ribbons, bows, pom-poms, lace, etc) to make your clown look cute!!
Varnish - Use spray varnish if you can! It'll help prevent the face paint from smudging (all 3 of mine have had this happen using varnish with a brush). It is possible to use varnish with a brush on them but be careful with it! I used sculpey gloss varnish.
Tin/aluminium foil
Basic sewing supplies (needles, thread, pins, scissors)
Steps
1. Make a ball out of the foil, a little smaller than the size you want the finished head.
2. Cover it in a layer of Sculpey and sculpt the face shape you want. Include a pretty thick neck with the base at the bottom WIDER than the rest of the neck. This will be how the head is anchored to the body!
3. Bake the clay, let it cool, and sand it down so that it is nice and even without any finger-prints!
4. Paint a base coat on it with acrylic paints!
5. Paint/draw on whatever face details you want using acrylics or posca pens! Let your creativity flow!!
6. Varnish it!
7. Draw out the body pieces (torso and limbs) on your body fabric. You'll need two torso pieces, four leg pieces and four arm pieces. Honestly there's no method to what shape to draw, just draw what shapes you want them to be! (Remember to reverse each second piece though so that they match up when sewing them together). I used a rounded rectangle for the torso, and chose to make the legs on mine very long!
8. Cut out all the pieces and sew them together with the CORRECT sides facing INWARDS and the WRONG sides facing outwards. Once sewn, flip them inside out. MAKE SURE TO LEAVE THE TOP SIDE OF THE TORSO UN-SEWN TO INSERT THE HEAD!
9. Almost fully fill the body with plastic pellets, and only partially fill the limbs (I filled them about 1/4 full)! If you don't have those, use dry rice like I did (or dry lentils) or sand! If you use sand, ensure sure you make your stitches REALLY close together so sand doesn't come out of any gaps! If you want the limbs to be chunkier, fill them with more pellets OR stuff the rest of them with poly-fill or cotton wool!
10. Insert the neck into the torso and sew the opening tight around it, like this! The wide base of the neck stops the head from coming out : )
11. Sew on the limbs! The stitching doesn't have to be perfect here since the clothes will hide it!
12. Make the clothes! You can make whatever kind of clothing you like; I just made a baggy little jumpsuit sorta thing for my guy! To do this, I laid the clown out on the fabric and roughly drew the shape for clothes around him based on what I wanted! Flip it, lay it down in the fabric again and then trace this to get the second jumpsuit piece!
13. Use the same method of sewing the pieces together with the CORRECT sides facing each other so the WRONG sides are facing outwards. Then turn the clothes inside-out so that the right sides are now facing outwards! MAKE SURE TO LEAVE OPENINGS FOR THE HEAD AND LIMBS TO COME OUT THROUGH!
14. Put the clothes on the clown!!
15. (Optional) Glue fake fur on the top of the head in the style you want it! I used hot glue because I didn't have anything else, but fabric glues and all-purpose glues would be good too! If you don't want hair, just skip this step!
16. (Optional) Hat!! Cut out a wide triangle shape, sew the opposite sides together and then sew a circle to the base if you want a pointy hat like my dude's one (I don't have photos of this sadly but I'm sure there's a tutorial out there of how to sew a cone)! Then glue the base to the top of the head.
16. And finally, add all the trims and extra bits you want to make them look super cute !!! I just sewed on some ribbon to the base of the hat and around the ankles, sewed some frilly elastic trims around the neck, added a little silver bell to the hat, sewed frilly trim around the wrists and ankles and then sewed two buttons onto the front of his clothes!
And then, your little clown is done !!!
I hope this comes in handy to anyone wanting to make their own clown dude!
I would appreciate any reblogs and such of this to help spread the clown joy !!
Have fun !!!
(Small note! I would appreciate if you didn't copy any of my clowns directly! Please use this as more of a guide than an exact tutorial to make this specific clown! Being creative with yours is much more fun!! :•D)
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
Yowch, disgusting.
If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
Always reblog this
If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend
IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.
If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.
If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.
Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.
Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.
I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.
I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.
Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone
Make sure the romance is there on both sides people
Screw people who don’t believe in male rape.
This post always makes me feel some type of way when it comes up.
Never shut your eyes to male abuse and rape…♥♥♥
This. Fucking this. Thank you.
If you don’t think men can be rape victims leave and don’t come back thanks :)
if you unfollow me because of this shit, kindly fuck you.
☝️☝️☝️ this
Men who survive rape and abuse deserve just as much love and support as any survivor.
The fact that men who are raped is silenced out by women who are raped because of more cases makes me sick, anyone who is raped deserves justice, not just women, which on countless occasions I’ve heard and it makes me shiver with disgust, so if i were to be raped, it shouldn’t matter??? I just don’t understand people’s logic
this is why society is- (you fill in the blank)
just because there are more cases of rape for females doesn’t mean you shouldn’t worry about rape for men. rape itself is horrible and no one should go through that. it’s a thing, get it through your thick skull. and not just rape, people, harassment, and anything done to you against your will should be reported immediately. if they ignore your case, fight for it.
Sign this petition to make Elton John produce gnome adaptations of every Shakespeare play
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Gnomeo and Juliet. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Shakespeare’s works most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Featherstone’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from ancient Roman literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Gnomeo and Juliet truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Featherstone’s telling quote “A weed by any other name is still a weed,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Shakespeare’s original adaptation of Romeo and Juliet. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kelly Asbury’s genius unfolds itself on their movie screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂
And yes by the way, I DO have a Gnomeo and Juliet tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel, kid. 😎
reblog if you're in the gnomeo and juliet fandom
YEAH!!!!! YEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA BABY!!!!!!!!! THATS ME !!!!!!!!!!
They should have continued making weird and obscure spin offs of Gnomeo and Juliet. I know there exists a Sherlock Gnomes film but hear me out:
Gnome Quixote
Gnomy Dick
Or maybe they can continue making Shakespeare inspired movies:
Gnomelet
Gnothello
Just give me something.
nine year old me thought gnomeo and juliet was the height of romance and i was right
yeah but is it as sad as the flamingo montage from Gnomeo and Juliet (2011)
Them: have you listened to Elton John’s music?
Me: duh I’ve seen Gnomeo and Juliet a million times
This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.
If I don’t reblog this, then I’m dead.
DONT BRING YOUR DOGS TO THE CLOWN PARK
I just got a frantic call from my mom to bring our jesters inside because she saw on our neighborhoods clown fb page that someone brought there little dog to the clown park last night. It was some little wire terrier and it tried to pick a fight with (of corse) one of the neighborhoods kreepus mixes and the clown got spooked and TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE DOG (we know this clowns troop, there all working kreepus mixes that aid in construction and landscaping. We live outside Washington DC so most clown troops around here are working clowns)
WHY would you bring your little dog to a CLOWN PARK!? The city has a dozen dog parks but only one clown park and its meant to be a safe place for clowns to clown. Theres talk that that kreepus might get put down for this, even through it was provoked. And its supper close to halloween. There saying this dog is not going to make it, i don’t care if the dog is good with your clowns at home how irresponsible can you get!?
Lately, I’ve been seeing a lot of misinformation floating around about various breeds of scare clown. This is undoubtedly because of the movie ‘It’, featuring an untrained, rabid scare clown.
Anybody who says scare clowns are a newly developed and dangerous subset clearly hasn’t read into the history of their breeding. While scare breeds are dangerous to a native environment if allowed to roam or if mistreated, they can serve as valued members of a family when well trained.
Example: This lovely early breed of Crested Axehandler posing with its loving family. Note how it protectively hovers over the children, who are visibly comfortable with their pet. This is because Scarers were originally ‘nanny clowns’, their menacing appearance keeping potential harm-doers at bay. Despite their name and striking looks, a cared-for scarer is a friendly, life-long partner. But laws have been passed to keep these harmless creatures from finding homes legally, and have been beaten and abused when found roaming on their own.
Please reblog this to raise awareness of the true nature of so-called ‘scary’ clowns.
Psa
Over the next few months, you'll probably notice an increase in homeless and neglected scare clowns
People adopt and buy scare clowns for Halloween but quickly realize they don't want to keep the clown, as they didn't do research and didn't know what to expect
If you find a stray clown of any kind, please take them to the vet to be scanned for a chip
If there is no chip or tag or anything, please ensure the clown is properly homed
if you believe declawing clowns is in any way humane or acceptable just fucking block me