My hands are yours.

[fruitlessfangs]

Post-canon Destiel, Dean is focused on the fact that Cas is in love with him, yes, but also that Cas hasn’t been happy. His brilliant plan with no ulterior motives whatsoever is to offer to kiss him. Once. For his happiness. Because getting a kiss from someone you love makes people happy, right?

Cue them making out while Dean breathes out excuses about “making Cas happy” between kisses.

Then, of course, every time Cas “seems down” (so just whenever Dean feels like it) he offers to “cheer him up”, and they end up making out again. Rinse and repeat.

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

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how often are you getting a tummy ache

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Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[homunculus-argument]

My first piece of advice on the subject is that regardless of what anatomical situation you are dealing with, there is no actual credible, reliable way to physically or medically determine whether or not someone has had sex before. There is no indicator either way, in any physical sense, that would be reliably found in people who have had sex before and be reliably absent on people who haven't, and vice versa. If you find yourself in a situation where someone thinks they need to know whether or not you are a virgin, you can literally just lie. You can just say you're whatever option gets you the outcome you'd rather have.

My second piece of advice on the subject is to do whatever you can to avoid ending up in places where anyone thinks they need to know whether or not you're a virgin. And if you find yourself in one, you should do whatever you can to get out of there.

[thefriendlypigeon]

I hope you like this slightly whimsical, slightly creepy Cryptid!Castiel piece!

In my head, Castiel is kind of like the patron saint of hunters in this AU. Dean regularly comes to visit him, leaving little offerings, lighting candles, and praying for protection before heading back out into the world. I don't know... I just love the idea of their relationship having this almost mythical, reverent quality to it. 💙

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[sky-is-the-limit]

Oh-

OH-

[biblicalhorrorstory]

early seasons destiel was such a moment. cas appears in a barn after yelling incoherently at dean in a gas station and his hotel room, then proceeds to tell dean his greatest secrets, eyefuck him within an inch of his life, call sam an abomination, explode a few light fixtures for effect, and disappear… and the fandom was like oh yeah baby that’s romance!

[sirlancenotalot]

[some-lionheart]

Season 4 Dean would have a stroke if he ever listened to Valjean's soliloquy

[mishunss]

it's been a while since I posted something here ha

[emvoes]

in another universe

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[rain-droplet]

who turned them german mid tag ?

[dastardlywlw]

how do you know they were transformed midday?

[megamyceted]

ANGIE & DONNA BENEVIENTO resident evil village, 2021

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[academicssay]

[catradoraism]

[softlypause]

Haha looks like that relationship didn’t work out… didn’t work out et al.

[orangevioletgreen]

I hate that I laughed at that. I hate that I relate.

[hjartasalt]

See him sweeties

[hjartasalt]

He's so sweeties!

[hjartasalt]

Now see him fabulous

[hjartasalt]

Now see him. In the dark.

[hjartasalt]

My pet comma/kidney bean/some sort of slug

[is-this-fascism]

i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.

[is-this-fascism]

grabs you by the shoulders listen. listen to my words. i understand the urge to make fanfiction about yourself and to find a reality in which you're super awesome and great and everyone who hates you is wrong and dumb. i get it. you're better than that. you can love yourself without putting other people down, dehumanizing and generalizing, and retaliating against your oppressors.

there's no NPCs. there's no aliens coming to save us. we're not the next step in human evolution. our hyperconnected nervous systems give us terrible sensory overwhelm more often than they make us geniuses. neurotypical people are sentient, conscious, aware people who are capable of understanding you. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different.

[mrs-flood]

You’re just jealous of my many dnd campaigns

(No but for real be careful out there.)

[fruitomens]

Don’t save him. He’s exactly where he wants to be.

[gleafer]

In fact he’ll be angry if you try to help