hi~

my name is chloe, i studied fine arts. I post a lot of cats :) art insta: chloetheillustrator

[everythingfox]

“Kitty practicing the lion dance for the Chinese New Year”

(via)

[fenris]

*drives one mile over the speed limit*  my name is max. my world is fire and blood

[vulture-jack]

*takes a turn a little to hard* WITNESS ME

[pervocracy]

Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right?  You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.

Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey.  Unless the service you received was unacceptable, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever.  It’s annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but it’s how it’s gotta be.  9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster.   Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.

[doggosource]

big mood

[okayysophia]

Spider Puffs🥺

[debelice]

Strong Winds Causing This Waterfall To

Spray Upwards ..

[chirasul]

you know what fuck you *unfalls your water*

[jonsibn]

take it.

[curioscurio]

THIS IS A FREE DOWNLOADABLE PDF OF THE BOOK BTW you don’t have to pay for it!!

[butchlinkle]

Here are all of the books in the morpho series on libgen. If you can afford to purchase any of them, please do! But if you can’t, you can get them all here:

Library Genesis is a scientific community targeting collection of books on natural science disciplines and engineering.

[st-just]

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

Speaking as a reenactor, if he survives the horde of sword-wielding reenactor women (And Knife, and Axe, and Spear). I will happily finish him off, the misogynistic git.

[systlin]

I can fight with a longsword, a spear, or an axe and would happily settle this with him publicly.

[teaboot]

I can’t fight for shit but I have a rock if that helps

[hotgirlsasuke-deactivated202011]

what is your cishet male trait mine is being a car fan

[fooligandan]

list of cinematic moments of all time (incomplete)

- spiderverse ‘whats up danger’ scene

- shrek 2 i need a hero sequence

- the incredibles; both the ‘bob discovers syndrome’s plan’ and the entire plane sequence bcs i cant pick just one of these

- prince of egypt deliver us

- the part in napoleon dynamite where the guy runs over the tupperware bowl with his car and it shatters

- iron giant  you are who you choose to be

[fooligandan]

excellent addition thank you <3

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

The kitchen scene of emperor’s new groove

[official-lucifers-child]

that scene in ratatouille where the critic tries the ratatouille and is transported back to his mum’s kitchen

[jadefyre]

the dumpling scene in kung fu panda

[everythingfox]

pls help

[homoluigi]

I love to assert the pedestrian right-of-way. What the fuck are you going to do? Murder me with your vehicle? Lol

[mumblesplash]

hello these tags

[9buttersxxx]

[r4cs0]

Holy shit lol

[pikaglove]

We stan

[aaaaasneakattack]

That ending fucking blindsided me

[that-twink-over-there]

[huffylemon]

[oars-deactivated20220516]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

dating someone who knocks the fuck out as soon as they hit the sheets but you have had chronic insomnia since you were 7 but you both get sad if you guys dont hug to sleep is

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

…

[ampervadasz]

Azigen !

[copperbadge]

Me: What good herding dogs! 

Camera: *pans over past the hula hoop*

Me: A TWIST I DID NOT EXPECT

[tealwitch]

This is the most bored farm kid shit I’ve ever seen and one of my farm kid friends were Moose Farmers.