*hacker voice* i'm gay

Mid-20s | They/Them

[femcassidy]

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[weirdmageddon]

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[mxtomituck]

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[falsedetective]

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

[falsedetective]

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

[pankendev]

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

[pankendev]

currently trying

[pankendev]

i think more things should be illegal

[letoilepourpre]

[badger-angel]

always interesting whenever people start talking about polyamory as particularly unstable or prone to jealousy bc it begs the question of if they’ve ever seen or heard of monogamous couples

[badger-angel]

are you aware that those people are having sincere earnest discussions on whether following someone on social media counts as cheating

[theotherwesley]

I love baby foxes. Nothing has ever had less of an idea.

buffering

[theotherwesley]

feather obtained, purpose unclear

leaf obtained, purpose unclear

ground:

unclear

sibling obtained, purpose: biting

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

whenever an artist makes really good art about being deeply unhappy they're kind of like an Omelas child

[henstomper]

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought

[pangur-and-grim]

it is funny when I get asks like “haven’t seen grim in a while. is she okay?? is she dead? do you love her?” and then while I’m typing an answer, Grim is sprawled across my arm like this

[pangur-and-grim]

don’t look at all my lip balms

[puddlebrigade]

there are four coasters and you put the coffee cup on a book

[pangur-and-grim]

don't look at that either

[best-bird-tournament]

I get a lot of asks complaining about people blindly choosing the most colorful bird. My inbox is like if birds had the internet and the less colorful males started an incel message board.

[leninisms]

good by 2007 hello 2008!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis