Icarus Lives

Trash /// Pansexual /// Ehlers-Danlos ///

[bromple]

[orcaninjasquad]

Being a grown ass adult trying to date is fucking tiring. I’m far too impatient for this

[orcaninjasquad]

Trying to get rid of things I made…anyone want?

[orcaninjasquad]

The collection grows

[tea-and-secrets]

My friend got pregnant at 17. Deeply religious family (she would be kivked out if they found out), one night stand, she just could NOT have the baby. Thing is we live in a country where abortion is illegal. Our only option was to illegally buy some pills online and hope they worked and we didnt go to jail

But these are hecking expensive and we needed to rush

So i set up a twitter/fb/insta/furaffinity/etc account and advertised my furry art EVERYWHERE. Im not that good but i said id draw basically anything no matter how weird (not cub art or anything illegal). I got a lot of weird coms (vore, scat, inflation and some i dont even understand) and for two weeks i did nothing but draw weird shit all day. My hand hurt so bad, but i got the money.

We spent a week afraid we'd been scammed and afraid we'd get caught, then a weekend afraid my friend might die once we did the procedure in my house. But it worked

I never told her how i got the money and i never will. Id rather die than tell her i funded her illegal abortion by drawing the wolf from robin hood swallowing robin through his belly button. Im pretty sure she thinks i was a prostitute for those two weeks and id rather her think that

To this day i gift her condoms on her bd as a joke bc im never doing that again

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[mr-deep-downer]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

You just don't get content like this anywhere else

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

[seanpgilroy]

I bought that exact same toaster for my wife. I was thinking it would last a year, maybe two, and then we could get a "real" toaster (for the record, I don't care that it's a Hello Kitty toaster, I just hate that it leaves a big untoasted spot on one side of the bread). That was like 17 years ago and it's still showing no signs of wearing out.

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

Hello kitty apparently doesn’t believe in planned obsolescence as my hello kitty flip phone is still perfectly functional and never even needs charging (baffling. possibly because i never really use it) and everyone i know who had a hello kitty radio or CRT TV growing up hasn’t gotten rid of them or sold them for a good price because they refuse to stop working or even show any signs of wear. the devil works hard but hello kitty works harder

[orcaninjasquad]

My Hello Kitty rice cooker refused to die. It got me through my life better than my family

[gallusrostromegalus]

I know very little about Yugioh, and I have a question after seeing some official art you reblogged. The Milennium Puzzle (I think that's what it is? The golden pyramid necklace thingy the main character wears) looks to be made of gold, quite large and thus quite heavy, and worn on a fairly long cord around Yugi's neck.

So my question is, how often do you think that thing fucking takes him out by bouncing around and smacking him right in the damn solar plexus? Like, how bruised are Yugi's ribs any time he has to jog or run somewhere? Hell, if he breaks into a sprint is he at risk of chipping a tooth or getting a black eye from the millennium puzzle bouncing around?

You bring up a good point that MANY a cosplayer found out about the hard way because even when it's made of cardboard, that sucker wants to swing around and can take out an eyeball. I have Several Theories:

The Millennium Puzzle is governed by the same Anime Physics that prevent female characters with Humongous Hungolomghnonoloughongous from knocking themselves out with their own tiddies.

Yugi's hair is Like That (TM) because he's projecting some sort of gravity-warping field that makes his hair do that and the puzzle stay put.

Gold in that universe has the same weight and texture as marshmallows.

Since the Puzzle is actually Yami's Body, Yami is using his poorly-defined magical powers to cling to Yugi's shirt like a baby Koala.

The Puzzle is actually flat and only appears to be 3D by the magic of Animation!

The BDSM Leather Bodysuit Yugi Wears is actually Legit Body Armor to protect him from being shanked by his Magical Bling.

Like how the Millenium Ring can move it's tines to stab people or skitter around like terrible cursed artifact tarantula, the Puzzle can actually reassemble it's pieces at will and whenever it slaps into Yugi, it just loosens the magical field that holds it together and allows the pieces to harmlessly "slosh" against him before recombining. It's not shown in the anime because they had a budget of like, $4.32 AUS and a can of sprite.

[tiktaalic]

one of my beloved friends (very autism) was in.. not denial but ignorance sounds mean. but that abt themself last time you brought up the raads r test so i sent it to the gc (full of autism) and they were like psh. fake test no one could get below 100. they know now but i think about it so much

The thing is. When you take the autism test. And you see your score is in the 100 to 160 range. You think. Oh this is probably the middle? Middle autism. Tinge of autism. Your relatives calling you bright but shy autism. Just a whiff of autism. And then you see the score ranges. And you go. This test is lying to me there is absolutely no way the majority of people score under 65. The 65 number is such a low cutoff and so many of these experiences are clearly universal a score under 65 is something they made up in a lab. People who score under 65 are obviously scoring just under that mark from 59 to 64 and they’re also obviously lying or purposely misrepresenting their experiences as less severe than they are. And then you find out there are real people who get a 20 or 30 or 7 on it. And you go. Ah

[murphysletsdraw]

Here's a link if people wanna take the test

[neil-gaiman]

What is your favourite Ghibli movie?

That I worked on, Princess Mononoke. That I didn’t work on, Spirited Away.

[geocaprican]

[campyvillain]

kiwi birds are gonna be the next tumblr fav animal like capybara and frogs i’m calling it. this fucker can be round and then not round any time he wants. he’s rigging the meta game

[zagreus]

love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

[wagamaggot]

that everyone includes trent reznor

[whitepeopletwitter]

Too realistic.

[orcaninjasquad]

Hi I am orcaninjasquad and I hate everything

[88888888-8]

What do your guys’ phone cases look like? Describe them and add your sign in the tags

[futuremoji]

Your least recently used emoji is how people feel when they see you

[ledamemangociana]

Boku No Haikyuu Academia - Haisute takes over Herosute

Tsuyoshi Hayashi - Ukai Keishin | All Might (True Form)/Yagi Toshinori

Ino Hiroki - Sugawara Koushi | Iida Tenya

Tanaka Naoki - Sugawara Koushi | Kirishima Eijiro

Matsubara Rin - Tsuchiyu Arata | Tokoyami Fumikage

Kawasumi Bishin* - Yamamoto Taketora | “Hero Killer” Stain

NOT PICTURED: Shunsuke Wada - Music for both Haisute and Herosute

*Bishin was cast for and appeared as Stain in the second BNHA musical - “The Real Hero” - which was only able to perform around four shows in 2020 before all stage shows were cancelled due to the pandemic. A rerun with a possibly extended story was announced at the end of 2020 for a 2021 run, but no dates have yet been announced, and as far as cast announcements are concerned, only the three leads have been officially announced, along with “and others,” so the possibility of Bishin coming back as Stain for the rerun is still quite high.

[bokutos-leggins]

I finally got my hands on the Nekoma vs Fukurodani play and I'm delighted by this absolutely unhinged Bokuto

Like, bro... u ok

RIP Akaashi

It's like he binge watched ABBA videos and the Star Wars Christmas Special and just absorbed the flair