i was laughing so hard the entire time I was drawing this

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i was laughing so hard the entire time I was drawing this
Septimus: If I run at Beetle, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Septimus (running at Beetle): Coming in!
Beetle: No! I'm holding coffee!
Beetle: *Drops coffee to catch Septimus*
Marcellus (mumbling): G-get me the thing.
Septimus: What thing?
Marcellus: The thing- the thing! It has flashing buttons on it and it makes noises.
Septimus: That describes literally everything in your room!
Septimus (thinking): What is wrong with me?
Septimus: Oooh, don’t open up that door.
Family meeting (sepheapweek Day 3: Ancestors)
Silence. Jenna was staring stoically out of the window ignoring everything inside. It was getting late, she noticed. They had been here, how long? Seemed like eternity. The door opened and Marcellus entered out of breath. "I'm here, I'm here, sorry." Jenna jumped up. "Come on let me take your coat." She ran towards him. "Where on earth have you been this has been like a funeral in here! She just keeps...staring at me.”, she whispered, eager to get away. "We had a mishap in the chamber, Simon and I-" "Never mind you're here now." Jenna forced a smile, more like a grimace. "There he is grandmama." She said grinning like mad. Etheldredda examined him critically. "Sit Marcellus." "Yes Mama." Marcellus scrambled to take a seat. "Well." Etheldredda huffed. "Now that we are all here-" she said with a pointed look at Marcellus, "we can begin." Jenna groaned, burying her head in her arms.
okay listen., wolfboy, sep, and syrah all going on little missions every once in a while together that aren't too important but require a lot of skills. the three of them work rlly well under pressure and use these missions as an outlet for their ptsd
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i’m gonna?? do some headcanons for this if you don’t mind
it’s sep’s idea
he has a couple things he wants to look into because he found this disguised map in the library
he wants to keep it on the DL, and he knows it’s gonna require a lot of special skills, specifically stealth
his mind immediately goes to wolf boy
wolf boy agrees, obviously, and they look over the map, but they can’t decipher it
one symbol keeps appearing, and sep knows he’s seen it somewhere, but he can’t figure out where
it’s later that night while looking over something else that he realizes:
it’s an old magyk symbol
and he’s seen it on syrah
he and wolf boy go to see her the next morning and inquire about it
she recognizes the symbol, and the reason neither of the boys do is because it was the joint alchemie-magyk combination symbol, and after the Great Alchemie Disaster, all traces of it were destroyed
the map ends up leading them to an old, old sealed away store of alchemie things, deep under the house of an old wizard who’s wife was an alchemist, and, not wanting to destroy it all when instructed, he sealed it all there instead
it’s during this little mission where wolf boy and syrah really meet since she woke up, and the 3 of them realize they’re a pretty great elite team
sep calls them up whenever he wants something handled quickly or quietly, and the 3 of them go on these missions
they realize pretty quickly how messed up all of them really are, especially when it comes to paranoia
syrah especially loves puzzles because her mind is so quick, but she’s so unused to it being entirely her own. solving things helps her feel in control, of both the situation and of herself
nobody criticizes anyone else for how they cope, or for going into instinctive mode when something happens
instead, they try to calm each other down, learning what helps most along the way
wolf boy is the one who finally gets syrah to trust being asleep around other people
they all hate sleeping for long times, but syrah is the worst of all. she will willingly stay up for days on end, and wolf boy will absolutely not have it
he eventually gets her to sleep because he said she needs to be her best self for if they get into any fights or have to flee, she needs her stamina
(he feels kind of guilty because he threw in that he would hate to have something happen to him or sep because she wasn’t on her guard, but he knew she’d never do it for herself)
sep and syrah ground wolf boy, more than he would like to admit. having 2 people know what it’s like to never feel safe in your own skin is calming
they start to be able to silently communicate perfectly
wolf boy starts training the other 2 in hand-to-hand combat, which they both know, but are rusty at
syrah’s instinct is to punch, not use her own magyk, so she appreciates the combat exercises, but eventually she realizes on these missions that she knows a lot of magyk, she really should be using it
she sees how magyk is a comfort to sep, not a burden, and it kind of inspires her
this trio kills me
- septimus finds it easiest to work with syrah and wolfboy because when he slips into instinctive mode they are the first people who know whats going on
- all three of them can pick up when one gets more militant than the others and they have all trained themselves to be able to slip into fight or flight mode
- when wolf boy tries to be more reckless theyre able to ground him and convince him that hes safe even when they are in a dangerous situation
- theyve got calming eachother down under pressure down to a t
- syrah learning about sep and wolf boys time as children and they in turn are the first people syrah tells when she has flashbacks
- marcia: septimus, where do you keep going off to with marwick and syrah?
septimus: oh yknow
- septimus teaching the others some coping mechanisms that marcia once taught him
- septimus helping syrah find comfort in her magyk
- when wolf boy starts dating sam sep and syrah have A Talk with him (about how to care for a wolfboy)
- When sam and wolf boy start adventuring together more sam has A Talk with them (about how to work with wolfboy like theyve learned to work with him)
- After sam almost dies wolfboy refuses to go out with anyone on missions without septimus and syrah for a while
- septimus and syrah make an art form out of rescuing wolf boy when he becomes reckless trying to protect them
- when one or more of the crew is having a bad brain night they meet up and decide between heading out or going up to the roof to stargaze and calm down
- sep and wolf boy sparring for fun, practice, and also to help with stress
- syrah growing comfortable with asking the others if things are really there or if shes having another flashback
- syrah rarely gets stuck on puzzles but when she does sep and wolf boy try their best to help her out
- sep and wolf boy slowly learning these joint magyk-alchemie symbols for syrah
- syrah growing to appreciate physical contact because the boys always want a post-mission cuddle pile
↳ septimus heap week day two: the manuscriptorium
p sure ive made like three manuscriptorium moodboards before but i cant help it the aesthetic is just so nice
day 2: manuscriptorium
Number Thirteen, Wizard Way
If a future Septimus Heap adaptation doesn’t introduce Marcia Overstrand by panning up from her purple snakeskin boots briskly clacking on the ground then what’s even the point tbh
character aesthetics ~ simon heap
muse // hoodoo
Septimius Heap week day 1: music
I didn’t have time to do something for day one (but I have something planned for ancestors!) but whenever I listen to this I can’t help but picture Simon when he sees his son for the first time. Lyrics that fit especially well for me are:
I’m dedicating every day to you Domestic life was never quite my style When you smile, you knock me out, I fall apart And I thought I was so smart
When you smile I am undone My son Look at my son. Pride is not the word I’m looking for
There is so much more inside me now You outshine the morning sun My son
I’ll do whatever it takes
I’ll make a million mistakes
I’ll make the world safe and sound for you…
↳ septimus heap week day one: music
you can pry the heap indie rock band au from my cold, dead hands
Septimus is as straight as his hair is straight
Cute Marcellia Headcannons...
1.) They absolutely adore cuddling and love to snuggle up next to each other in front of the fire.
2.) One of their favorite things to do is read to each other out loud. Marcellus especially enjoys this, for Marcia’s voice takes on a richer, sweeter sound when she is reading.
3.) Marcia likes it oh so very much when Marcellus leans over and kisses her cheek when she is working. She is forever left blushing and stammering when he does.
4.) Marcellus like to play with Marcia’s hair and braid it occasionally.
5.) Marcia knows no better way to relax than talking late into the night about anything and everything with Marcellus.
6.) Breakfast together in the morning always results in the same bickering over which is better: coffee or tea?
7.) Holding hands is their thing; they are both shy, giggling idiots who refuse to do more than that in public. Some people stare or think it’s weird that they are together but they don’t care.
Does septimus heap is gay?
why would you ask us, a septimus heap blog, this
Septimus Heap Week
Hey guys! I know I’ve been super inactive in the fandom lately but I’m back to introduce an idea I’ve had for a while now. March (27th in the UK) is the tenth anniversary of the publication of Physik! To celebrate this milestone I propose a Septimus Heap week. For one week there will be seven prompts. You can produce anything, fanfic, fan art, playlists, original songs, cosplays, headcanons, even just a jumbled post of thoughts, ANYTHING based on the prompts!
The prompts are:
Tuesday, March 21: Music. The fandom is big on music, create a playlist, write some lyrics, make an original song! Just enjoy it.
Wednesday, March 22: The Manuscriptorium. Show our scribes some love.
Thursday, March 23: Ancestors. Jenna is kidnapped by her so many greats Grandmama and Marcellus turns out to be her so many greats uncle. With so many ghosts running around the Castle, many more families are bound to have ancestors hanging about.
Friday, March 24: Crossovers. Intertwine your next favorite series!
Saturday March 25: Ships. Talk about Alice and Alther waiting for a year and a day on the palace docks or your favorite ship in the series.
Sunday, March 26: Time travel. Sep gets pulled into the mirror, Nicko and Snorri get suck in the past. Create something based on moving through time.
Monday, March 27: Physik or alchemy. Publishing day! Celebrate ten years with the alchemist. Talk about Sep’s apprenticeship to Marcellus or the Great Maze!
You don’t have to follow the prompts to a tee, they’re just there for inspiration! The point of this is to have fun and bring the fandom together. Posting times are on the day specified or any time after. Feel free to shoot me an ask if you have any questions! The tags will be #sepheapweek and/or #sepheapweek17
Be inspired and happy creating!
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