[likeaflowerfullybloomed]

Me taking a nap after I just woke up

[irisannwest]

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

[vrixie]

The bourgeoisie

[floral-hickeys]

Am I just being nice or am I flirting with you?? Bold of you to assume I know the difference

[snirts-deactivated20170315]

choose ur fighter

[endangered-justice-seeker]

look at this fucking psychopath

[vampyr-akademia]

He’s not even able to close an umbrella lol

[ideletedformenotyou-deactivated]

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[your-crystal-vision]

[kougie]

youre a mean one

mister

[giggle]

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It’s literally impossible for you to make yourself known to everyone you meet. Some people will just get the wrong impression about you and you have to let it go.

I was walking down the street with my brother on a hot day on our way into a bookstore and I said “I hate the sun. It’s too hot. Name ONE reason we need the sun. Literally I can’t think of a single reason why we can’t just figure out a way to block it”

And a guy turned and looked at me with the most dumbfounded and horrified expression Id seen since the last time someone looked at me like that (about a week before) and then turned to the girl with him and they both looked mistified in the worst way.

They really thought I don’t know what the sun’s for.

I could’ve told them I work in environmental science but I was having a conversation with my brother.

Those two people think that’s the day they overheard probably the stupidest thing any human being has ever loudly said in a bookstore.

That’s fine.

I know I know what the sun’s for.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[nitrosplicer]

This picture of a bunch of college kids trying to keep from getting busted by the police is like something from a baroque painting

[memewhore]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[garrett-hawkes]

Love at first sight? Tired, boring.

Love at first assassination attempt? Spicy

[serotnin]

my constant need for affection vs my disgust of vulnerability

[sleepbby]

god… the romance of sitting in a room with the person you love, each of you doing your own thing like reading a book or playing a game…. silent but full of love and warmth

[traumaticchild]

when my parents get mad at me for traits they have 

[byeeeeeeejfnfkekflekr-deactivat]

how do boys look good without makeup

[turboshitnerd]

#you’re socialized to accept faults in our skin

thats it. thats literally it. entirely. for serious though

[fka-feminish]

One of the realest things i’ve ever read. I think about this all the damn time.

[yeehawlw]

family photo of my 2 brain cells and the thought that they worked so hard to produce