ORGASMIC OREO

Welcome to the batcave.

[st-chair-deactivated20220103]

japanese vs finnish

Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love

Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking

[patthepatpat-deactivated2020051]

japanese vs polish

Japanese: daisuki - I really like you

 Polish: daj suki (you say it the same way) - give me bitches

[fuocogo]

Did everyone just…. forget how to create, all of a sudden? Disney pumping out the fourth remake in a row? Movies are like 70% sequels? Stories in games being just bad if they exist at all? Haven’t had a book get hyped in like half a decade? Are we okay? What’s going on?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

[woundedtoaster]

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop

leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit. 

then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos

look at this bullshit

i’m angry just looking at it

so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar

C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards

[shakingmyfistatgod69420]

Cats love jazz

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there it is

[myslowclapprocessor]

Panthers?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Panthers are actually melanistic variants of leopards and jaguars! Black panthers in africa and asia are leopards, in the americas they’re jaguars! When people say ‘panther’ they are mostly referring to a type of leopard. 

[spoopyspoony]

Clouded Leopards?

[polygonalfish]

Hey, Barry can you add a smiling burger floating gently from right to left?

Thank you Barry.

[kiriyuus]

please read the best twitter story i’ve seen all week

[weldman94]

The fuck did I just read! I laughed so much I gave myself hiccups!!!

[peony-imnida]

2016 is back and isn’t done fucking with us yet

[helplessly-devoted]

whoever gets me this for my birthday can take my ass home 

[dylaaannn]

i added the coupon ‘pepe’ as a joke

[radiojamming]

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

[racingbarakarts]

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

[myblogisnotinteresting]

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

[racingbarakarts]

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[rockpapertheodore]

AVAST YE FUCCBOIS

[Source]

THE SKELETON SHIP, WITH ITS SKELETON CREW HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU

the skeleton war is upon us

[trzns-deactivated20190422]

me: i’m a bottom. i can’t do this

the drivers ed instructor: for the last time i don’t know what that means. i’m just trying to teach you to parallel park

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[fooodforthot]

[avafaid]

tragic true life events

[unstabletrans-deactivated201601]

hey spelt lasagna wrong which just makes this post funnier

[avafaid]

A lot of people reblogging this seem not to recognize this meme so let me enlighten you friends

[justiceruthbaderginsberg-blog]

Tumblr proves that if we come together, we can educate the masses

[jesusniptits-blog]

[mugibaby-deactivated20181230]

Why the fuck is my Suggested Friends full of Imperial Guards

[savefilehasbeencorrupted]

Oh boy I can’t wait for