please don't swear or my mom will take my xbox

genderfluid / dumb / a meme sommelier

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[alohammora]

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

[hustlerose]

with drag becoming an increasingly cis and heterosexual thing i think we, as gays, need to invent a new thing that hets will think is provocative. i’m open to suggestions. 

[hustlerose]

arson. 

[janeplease]

[ruinedchildhood]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[moghedien]

girl why did you just jump into the pool just to swim over to korra and dramatically get back out in front of her

[arbitrary-stag]

we know why

[denisvilleneuve]

imagine if tumblr actually like… loaded content. wouldn’t that be a concept

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[lizardsister]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[senshimeshi]

HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE 

[adulthoodisokay]

there is so much beauty and talent in this world

[gentlespike]

[myslowclapprocessor]

me: say it— i need to hear those three words

library database: Full Text Online

me, shedding tears: i love you too

[hoechlin]

captain america: so do any avengers have any pressing business

blade: are any of you motherfuckers gonna help me fight the vampires. please. there are so many.

captain america: no

[memewhore]

[adoranion]

[anexperimentallife]

Friendly reminder that characteristic number one (out of fourteen) of fascism is a sort of rabid nationalism that demands constant displays of “patriotism,” and questions or denies the “love of country” of anyone who does not display sufficient enthusiasm via display of flags, repititon of patriotic songs and slogans, and other nationalist tropes.

[slushyseals]

So there’s this seal rehabilitation center I like to watch the livestream of from time to time. This morning was pool cleaning day, the day they weigh the rescue seals and photograph them to keep track of their rehabilitation progress as a sudden change in weight is a serious health indicator among other things. The box helps keep them on the scale as, otherwise, you cannot weigh bouncy boys.

This seal was having NONE OF IT. One of the workers was attempting to get the seal to turn so they could get a photo of its side. (They are not hitting the seal, at most she is giving him a little shove in the direction it needs to turn.) HE DID NOT LIKE BEING TOUCHED WITH THE SQUEEGEE.

He did NOT like his photo being taken!

As soon as they took the box to weigh one of the other seals HE STOLE THE FRIGGIN’ SQUEEGEE!!! 

[cheyneshapedvoid]

It’s a pool-cleaning day at the rehab center, and you are an angery seal.

[okay]

Chungking Express 1994

[hurricanesunny]

i want whatever doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus had in that kpop stan twitter au

[bobo-razzmatazz]

I want to go to my grave not knowing what this post is about

[tinderventure]

Snapchat really be testing this guy

[adamsmasher]

chaotic bisexual

[valtsv]

if we break up i'm taking back the powers i gave you

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[nelfs]

i will say that this coronavirus scare has definitely revealed that minimum-wage service workers are absolutely instrumental for society to function… all the hoity-toity business meetings can be cancelled, the NBA can be cancelled, public schools and colleges can be cancelled, government meetings can be cancelled, but the checkout line at the grocery store can’t be cancelled… in a perfect world i’d hope that this was a bellwether for better treatment of workers like me but i know we’ll just continue to get paid min wage with no rewards or thank-yous from the world during this time lolololol

[madasahatter-highasakite]