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name's Ania! polish, 23, ♒

[theblackparadeisdead]

My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."

[theblackparadeisdead]

Just watched him lose a card game as badly as he could on purpose for the sole purpose of annoying the guy trying to run the game and when I was like what is wrong with you all he said was "that's how we do it down in Vegas"

[theblackparadeisdead]

I told him that this has 2k notes and the people love him and he completely deadpan went "wow it's everything I ever wanted" and then immediately accidentally set himself on fire in skyrim and died

[handycams]

[evercelle]

but the show must go on

[gothish]

[manty-monster]

[thatnordicguy]

lmao get loved loser

get absolutely fucking treasured

[thegettingbyii]

undergrad students unite

[muaddibbler]

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

[oneheadtoanother]

[1percentcharge]

i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cannibalchicken]

[kindgreenape]

[funpression]

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

[bakwaaas]

@fairycosmos / Comic by @shhhitsfine / Comic by @incendavery

[bakwaaas]

@ryebreadgf / alison zai / phillip roth / unknown / @archbudzar

[dgeometric]

take pictures of the things you touch daily, your tv remote, your headphones, your favorite cup, your computer mouse, your keys, your shoes, your microwave, the packaging for the snack you eat in the afternoon. In 30 years they'll be so gone, they won't even make them like that anymore, and when you look at those pictures, the sense memory will be electric

[hotvampireadjacent]

Fuck it fish get a ct scan

[clownboybebop]

I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there

[radiofreederry]