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I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
he forgot something
happy day of devotion to all who celebrate
what the fuck why would anyone call it that
i've been secretly saving my favorite versions of this meme to my inspirational quotes collection
SO, WHEN THE MULTIVERSE STARTS CREATING BRIDGES BETWEEN PLANES ALL BY ITSELF, IT'S TOTALLY FINE AND WE BUILD A LITTLE RACE AROUND IT. BUT WHEN I, NICOL BOLAS
playing MTG with people who have been in the game for like 20 years is so insufferable sometimes
every turn they're like "I play Cock Goblin of Guzzleberg" and everyone else at the table nods and goes "ah yes of course, the Cock Goblin, classic" and doesn't explain.
so I'm like okay. what does that do. and they go "well it has a Guzzler effect" and I'm like okay great what the FUCK is a Guzzler Effect™
and then after like 10 minutes of trying to get them to explain, eventually I figure out that there was a card called Guzzler Greebling that was only printed ONCE in 1998, and its text was "when this creature ETBs, everyone at the table has to suck your dick" and this card got so popular in Standard at the time that now all effects that involve dick-sucking are called "Guzzlers" by the players
just shot a gnome
#cottagecore
The kiosk demo version of Donkey Kong 64 contains early dialogue for rescuing Diddy Kong whereby he uncharacteristically taunts Donkey Kong by saying "HA, FOOL, YOU'VE LET ME GO!"
This was likely a joke by the developers, as the main area of Jungle Japes, where Diddy Kong would be rescued, is inaccessible in the demo and only the development team was intended to see this message.
The footage above shows the dialogue in action by modifying the demo's version of the area to be playable.
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metaphor sketches i did in a while :)
Yeah her stats aren't great but it's nothing a secret book and a dracoshield and two speedwings and a boots and three spirit dusts and a master seal and a forged weapon and 12000 bonus exp and rolling a crit on every attack from now until endgame can't fix
Nothing about this alt makes sense, but it's funny, so I don't care