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orchidame

b44byfr0g

“Owww, kinktober is over 😔😔😔”

AS IF YOU DIDN’T READ SMUT ALL YEAR ROUND, YOU WHOREEEEEE

lalaleeiillaa

“yeah i read a lot!”

“oh awesome! What books do you read?”

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pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva

People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since

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meant eve

hyenaswine

the girls are fightinggggggg

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

men will make numerous films in a catty ladder of escalation instead of having sex with each other

cannibalings

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

irreparableinnocence

Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

doctorbluesmanreturns

rana030

Pov: you're reading fanfiction and suddenly y/n starts to call him daddy

snaxle-deactivated20260531

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

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this post was a big hit in the adults who have bills to pay fandom

babyfinnmertens

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

markiplier

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

bezzygom

started p3r recently

bezzygom

adding onto the last part

ii-zi

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

yes your honor?

attack

me when i log into www.tumblr.com and there's discourse on my dashboard

sevenmoreminutes

when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

scottiequeen

pathos-logical

[ID: Image one is an emoji face smirking and rubbing its hands together villainously. Image two shows tags by @/TheBoookWitch that say, "#love this in fiction #hate when it's my mom". End ID]

slitherpunk

so called "empaths" when they "see a shadow pokemon"

shubbabang

dark-wizard-guy-fieri

context (via @mellorocket)

chimthecappy

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

artistefish

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

aqueerkettleofish

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

shu-of-the-wind

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

anna-neko

and important addition

Source: instagram

rogha

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.