A: I can't be the president because they do background checks on people
B: Why not?
A: Well first of all, my Tiktok
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@original-incorrect-quotes
A: I can't be the president because they do background checks on people
B: Why not?
A: Well first of all, my Tiktok
A: Ok, let's go make pasta.
B: And get drunk.
A: Isn't there a song about that?
Doing math
A: Two Tan.
B: Oh! Tan-tan.
A: What's your zodiac sign?
A's teacher: Aries.
A: WHAT?!
A: This is making me sad.
A's mentor: Sad is good. Sad is part of the whole thing.
A: Make sure your paint is the consistency of ketchup.
B: Wait, like, Walmart ketchup or Whole Foods ketchup?
A: I hate this game!
B: You're on level 2000.
A: Look, I do think you're a good person-- why are you laughing?
A: I use my third grade math knowledge to divide my edibles among my friends.
A: *Dancing and lip syncing with earbuds in*
B: Are you listening to Shakira?
A: No. I should though.
A: Hey, do you want this "Family Rules” sign?
B: What does it say?
A: “Rule One: Always be grateful—“
B: Nope!
A: Is that their jacket?
B: No, it’s mine.
A: They’re using it as a cat toy.
B: They used it to wipe up juice this morning.
A, shouting: Hey Mom, what would happen if I—
*crashing sounds in the background*
A: *playing dress-up with a toddler* Do you want to be a prince or a princess?
B: I want to be a principal!
A: *turns around in seat, holding a bunch of colorful pens*
Pen bouquet!
A: I'm a grown adult!
B: You're 15.
A: *whispers* Fuck you!
A: I cut my nails with scissors for a whole year, once.
B: O_O