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[thegorgonist]

B-tubers My first fan comic and it is about parrots. My partner described this comic at me so I had to draw it. These are some of our fave, most-quoted birds from the internet. Thanks and apollo-gies to @apolloandfrens

[pookapufferfish]

[gemsandjunk]

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

[brionysea]

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

[amygdalae]

Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

[snakelinksonic]

I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.

[noble-snows-deactivated20220106]

What is even..

[lilac-keeper-deactivated2022112]

Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch where the upper body of a model would lock and freeze in place while the rest would still perform animations from other emotes and attacks. The results were pretty incredible for those that could get the lock to happen.

It was quickly hot-fixed out, but not quickly enough for the above video to get made, un/fortunately.

[meekusah]

mood

[pokkin]

If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore

[reefsharkivist]

i would choose olive garden endless breadsticks

[pokkin]

Oh I love breadsticks changing my answer

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

[hollyoakhill]

wasted away again in margaritaville

[hollyoakhill]

do not touch the bean

[kumadajanbo]

[krossan]

[momo-de-avis]

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

[momo-de-avis]

happy easter, everyone

[momo-de-avis]

you know Easter is just around the corner cause this post is making rounds again

[momo-de-avis]

It’s that time of the year again

[pinky4daddy]

Hi there I’m looking for a honest and loving sugar baby companion here and I will be paying sweetly $800 dm [phone] WhatsApp

[momo-de-avis]

This is the funniest thing that has happened to this post

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[kusornatsu]

send this to your crush without context

[punkitt-is-here]

achieving enlightenment

[cryptotheism]

Being an adult means sharing space with assholes. There's gonna be shit you need to do, and the only way to get it is by working with one or more huge assholes. They're not evil. They're not gonna hurt you. Usually they're not even bad people, they're just assholes. And you gotta know how to share space with em.

[cryptotheism]

Being an adult means accepting that you're an asshole sometimes. You can try your very best, and still come off like a huge asshole. It's just gonna happen. You gotta know how to say "Hey man, I was being an asshole. Sorry about that. Won't happen again."

[valtsv]

i can't have beef with the power of friendship trope because if someone wanted to hang out with me i'd probably reconsider my stance on turning the city into the 10th circle of hell

[valtsv]

besides i can always just redirect my dark urges towards being violently protective of my new friends. there's no rule that says you can't do that.