me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

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@orionskiller
me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*
*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,
I am Ship, the great and powerful conjuror of pinnipeds!
“I summon a seal! Wow. Whadda y'know.” “There she is.” *video zooms in on seal* “Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuuuun!”
They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing
(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)
This is what sports should be about <3
Ah yes
the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
Skateboarding ghost is back for the summer
my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days
me, living my life: chaotic stupid
i would fight myself if i could
Brah
damn she thicc
these pancakes have been to dr. miami
damn im tryna slide thru
your girl gone to the store and she leaves you alone with these pancakes. what you gonna do?
how the heck did this show
That had great characters
interesting characters who dealt with difficulties, prejudice, and fear
a show that had a great plot
that contained love and friendship
a show that could get dark but managed to say light-hearted and funny
that also managed to complement the original series
how oh how did it become this
anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
Great Dane puppy voices his displeasure at being forced to get up early
GOD
i am this dog
*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*