Ori

[succulent-tendril]

im so tired i could sleep a horse

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[brawltogethernow]

Look what my friend with no social media posted to the chat with the damning staggered timestamps of 1:11, 1:37, and 1:42 A.M.

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[otherwindow]

accidentally fell into somebody’s chimney

[mega-taiga]

They really said

[babygirlimgone-deactivated20240]

i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.

[mephyyy]

[cryptotheism]

Its cute when peoples understanding of Tumblr comes from screenshots of our best posts. They come here and post with a Screenshot Accent

[cryptotheism]

Hey if you're feeling anxious because of this post I just want you to know you're being watched like a hawk and everyone is making fun of you and every time you ever make a mistake we go out to the woods and write it down in excruciating detail upon a big ancient oak tree that has a record of all your mistakes and we are all beautiful with aesthetically pleasing cocks and holes and breasts and we make out and what flaws we have are romanticize-able-- unlike yours-- and we are all deft cooks who produce sensual meals while we think of your lesser actions and activities.

[couchnapping]

deft cocks

[catluvr985]

around the world aropund the world

[ghostpajamas]

the good news is that he died knowing exactly how loved he was. the bad news is: that's why he had to do it. the worse news is: that knowledge is part of what killed him.

i hope it brought him some comfort anyway.

[lemonadesuit]

Them

[dragonsson15]

A little reimagination of the last stand : )

[lowkeykosmic]

Just woke up and I’m still in shambles

[narliestnarwhal]

Shillayyyyy.

[starsplink]

Avery’s so powerful 🙏

[springlucked]

Slimeknight kiss real btw

[justaninternetgal]

AT THE CROSSROADS I’M GOING TO KILL MYSELF

[dragons-are-epic]

[n7362]

this is kinda killing me because d3r had all that room on the platform to move out of the way and he didn't use any of it

[orionthemicrowave]

my coconuts, my coconut, i need more, i need more coconuts NOW