I Enjoy A Variety Of Dicks.

29 Chaotic Bi Child INTJ/ENTJ 100% HORNY(UNHINGED), Assistant Manager at Toe-Tanic Shoes (Seymour’s Bay location)

[orirocks]

I got him a bird for his birthday😁

🩵🤍🩵Happy Touya day!🩵🤍🩵

[xxtc-96xx]

last minute Hooey art for birthday

[linkeduniverse]

North West basement 5

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[0wllord]

The most comfortable sleeping spot

[pukicho]

how you doing today boss?

I am on the cusp.

[dapprskoros]

the cusp of what?

[pukicho]

I don’t know. But it’s looming.

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[pukicho]

This is a really fun post so far

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[pukicho]

You loved me, I fed you poison grapes, you broke up with me.

We tried a second time, I fed you the grapes, you broke up with me.

Why did you leave? Where were the signs?

[pocket-deer-belly]

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

[pocket-deer-belly]

if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable

[graytaloty]

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

[habbadax]

You wish you were me

[habbadax]

I can do it on rocks also

[pukicho]

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

[mountainchickentm]

What about a Pirate's soul?

[pukicho]

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.

[verminfang]

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

[destructionfanq]

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

[pukicho]

pushing thirty by the way

We're all aging up at the exact same rate. It matters not. A rock will outlive us both.

[elliotisover]

not if I eat all the rocks

[pukicho]

Good luck out there

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[hotvampireadjacent]