I Enjoy A Variety Of Dicks.

29 Chaotic Bi Child INTJ/ENTJ 100% HORNY(UNHINGED), Assistant Manager at Toe-Tanic Shoes (Seymour’s Bay location)

[orirocks]

I got him a bird for his birthday😁

🩵🤍🩵Happy Touya day!🩵🤍🩵

[leonsfap]

Dad!Leon fucking you into a younger (sub) headspace where you paw at him, whining for you dad.

“I’m right here baby”

[kkumri]

MSBY & BABY!! 🦊🍼 rip papa…

[goth-queen]

[my-dailydreams]

[kficc]

not at the public library girl..

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[kabber]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[chinesewednesday]

[luidilovins]

my couchsona

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i hope its macaroni art