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[icantbelieveitsnotbuffering]

The Taoiseach is stepping down, I guess it’s the

enda kenny

[irishthings]

I’m LEAVING

[bob-belcher]

[rubyetc]

happy pancake day 

[rubyetc]

what is a shrove

[orlacraig]

warren beatty: this one's for all the gays who live for the Drama

[margaretolson]

i can’t believe suicide squad has more oscars than drop dead gorgeous (1999) starring kirstie alley and kirsten dunst

[rossellini]

Spice World (1997)

[linajellybeana-archive]

Horse emoji reviews

A speedy boy with a happy tail, weirdly realistically textured 4/5

Literally the cutest lil muffin I’ve ever seen with my own two eyes, his name is Stanley and he’s very curious 5/5 

I am uncomfortable but that sure is a horse. 1.5/5

This looks more like a pony which is a travesty. However he wins a point for looking like a sneaky boy with many secrets. 2/5

Another speedy boy! He is not as detailed which comforts me somewhat. 4.5/5 for being a blurry boy 

This boy is coming right at me which is a quality everyone should want in a horse. 5/5 

I’m not sure if Twitter has ever seen a horse before but their legs don’t usually look like the creation of schnitzel. 0/5 Please get this boy to a doctor.

This horse looks like a donkey and should no have been qualified, however he gets a point cus I like his footsie-wootsies 1/5 

His body language says carousel horse, and his expression says that he’s avenging his murdered brother through spite alone. Angriest boy I’ve ever seen. 5/5 

WHAT THE FUCK -10/5

[crossedbeams]

I just almost peed laughing this is so good and pure

[just-shower-thoughts]

At least I’m not passive aggressive like some people I know

[lost-in-666]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[theofficeedit]

[intoasylum]

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[rubyetc]

It’s me, back from the dead, starting this year as I mean to go on: with a shockingly poor sense of humour and a gentle heartburn infused hangover

[whoisevanhansen]

does anyone else realize that “tap, tap, tapping on the glass” is talking about tapping on a phone screen…

[thotfuss]

hope one day Lena Dunham realizes that people don’t hate her because of her body shape but because of her nasty white feminism, racism, and the fact that she literally molested her little sister. I could go on and on but tl;dr she needs stop chalking up valid criticisms of her ugly personality to “they don’t like me bc I don’t conform to beauty standards!!” it’s so pathetic

[alicenthightower]

Alia Shawkat photographed by Matthew Sprout for Interview Magazine

For Shawkat, who also produced Search Party, Dory feels like a new leaf. “I usually play grounded, has-their-head-on-straight, kind of sassy girls,” she explains while visiting New York. “That’s evolved lately … Dory is a very different character than I’ve played in a way. I remember feeling like it was a success when my little brother was like, ‘You don’t seem like yourself in that. You would never let someone talk to you like that,’” she continues. “I was like, ‘Damn straight!’”