hi girlies

tumblr is all i have left

[southernsolarpunk-deactivated20]

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[chicorystreetcoffee]

[dogpuppy]

[tall]

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[chromorbid]

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[sliversoakley4]

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[20thcenturyb0y]

i miss when summers were normal and not literal hell

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[gaytanic-panic]

[taohun]

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

[taohun]

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]