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brucebocchi

gillovny1013

The famous Billy Meier photograph famously used in The X-Files ‘I Want To Believe’ poster.

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glitter-n-co

This is weird in that resolution…

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seravph

tumblr fourth of july in 2012: America is the best!!!!!!! hahaha @ all you non american nerds :))))))

tumblr fourth of july in 2017:

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skrotchevo

popularbussy-deactivated2020061

She has been summoned

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teamnowalls-deactivated20180918

these are the spirits that judge you when u die

kant-deactivated20190908

cerberus

lissomeyart

judgement

teamnowalls-deactivated20180918

im going to SCREAM YOU DEADASS MADE FAN ART OF THIS

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markv5

Семейный вечер

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culturenlifestyle

Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.

His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.

Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse

mango-thot-deactivated20190520

Why does this sound like some shit I would do

rex-vandalorum-deactivated20180

Dicks out for Clyde.

clan-mccue-gaming

Druids…

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babil6

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roachranch

So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay relationship. So what I’m trying to say is that I have actually been LGBT as a singular person. Every single acronym. I have ascended and reached gay nirvana

lapisbitch

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jonathanhrtly-deactivated201807

July 1st.

182nd day of the year.

It’s 12pm.

Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.

teenagecentury

I finally understand what blink-182 means.

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australiansanta

whenever an american pronounces herb as ‘urb’ it shocks me. do you say elp as well instead of help or like air instead of hair or like umour instead of humour wtf the h is there for a reason

imakemywings

Because the word is French and the H is silent at least we can pronounce our stolen words correctly

eggwitch

boo hiss

jovialjuggernaut

‘the h is there for a reason’ do u say knife as ‘kuh-niff-uh’ too??

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beeftea78-deactivated20200113

Can I be honest, I think if we went back in time and told that “MYRRH-DER” “*gasp* Judas! No!” joke to a group of medieval peasants they would completely and utterly lose their shit. They would be grabbing each other and crying with laughter. idk I just love the thought of a joke created through a modern, 21st century medium being accessible and enjoyable for devout practising Catholics hundreds of years ago

defunctaccount

You’d be burned as a heretic, but sure, imagine they’d laugh.

beeftea78-deactivated20200113

No, you really wouldn’t.

When I wrote this post I specifically had in mind the liturgical plays enjoyed by medieval folks, especially from the 14th century onwards. These plays were once performed at liturgies, in Latin, under the direction of the priest or bishop, but later became plays that were enjoyed on the village green, recited in English, and performed and produced by players. Gradually, more and more comedic and farcical elements crept into the plays, because that’s what audiences loved and demanded.

They would tell the lives of saints and Bible stories such as the Fall of Man, Noah’s Ark and the Nativity. Because plays were enjoyed at carnivals and because religious spirit and merrymaking aren’t incompatible, certain characters became humorous and stereotyped. For example, Noah’s wife was a shrew who would smack her husband to get him into the ark, Herod was a ludicrous, blustering tyrant and poor old Joseph was particularly derided and used as comic relief, especially in the Nativity plays. Apparently, being cuckolded by God was not the way to appeal to a medieval man, though he would gain respect after the Reformation.

In the context that medieval peasants watched and loved ribald and slightly irreverent liturgical plays, something that would later evolve into the English stage as we know it in Shakespeare, it is entirely accurate and harmless to think that during a Nativity play the last wise man might say “I bring thee myrr…” and after Jospeh has thanked him, he would unmask to reveal his red hair (sorry guys Judas was ginger) and exclaim “MYRR-DRE!” causing Joseph to gasp and cry “JUDAS!! NAY!!” and probably trip over himself falling backwards, to the unparalleled surprise and delight of the devout medieval peasants who, guess what, still have a damn sense of humour.

lostsometime

i read some medieval mystery plays this semester. there’s one where mary, having pregnancy cravings, is like “oh, husband, won’t you go get me some cherries from that tree there?”

and joseph basically says “eh, that tree is really tall and I don’t want to. how about you ask the guy that got you knocked up to get you the cherries?”

and the tree ~miraculously bends down~~ so she can eat them

and joseph is like “well shit”

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popipoyan-deactivated20240919

where do daytime animals go at night anyway,,ive never seen one,, the fear i would feel if i was outside after dark and a duck walked past me is indescribable

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